Dec
2

Al Qaeda Crotch Bomber’s Underwear Revealed – Ouch!

In standard gay Taliban and Al Qaeda fashion, the failed underwear bomber used a small explosive device stuffed inside of his bikini bottoms.  Hard line Islamic extremist have always been known for their oddly feminine ways and we have yet another confirmation: Explosive bikini underwear crotch bombs. This has to be the most hilarious ‘terrorist fail’ yet.  The media seems to have snatched the term “Underwear Bomber” but I prefer “Crotch Bomber”. 

Here is the newly released picture of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s soiled bikini.

Bikini Briefs? Seriously?

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See our previous article “Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed”.

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Dec
1

Beenie Man Kicks off Festive “Kill the Gays” Concert in Uganda – Pepsi Sponsored?

This past Saturday, 5 December 2009,  Pepsi sponsored a concert series in Uganda known as the Chamuka Keys Finale, where a Jamaican dancehall artist known as Beenie Man performed. At the concert, reports from the Ugandan news outlet, “The Monitor” document that Beenie Man performed a song where he called for gay men to have their throats slit.  Add this to songs previously released by Beenie Man where he calls for LGBT’s (gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender) to be executed, and for lesbians to be hung to death.

Mind you that a bill is currently being debated that would institute the death penalty for some members of the Ugandan LGBT population. Those that aren’t sentenced to death would be subject to prison terms and severe fines, solely because of their sexual orientation.

How Ironic is this Commercial……..?

Time for a bit more due diligence in your affiliations  Pepsi.  It’s understood that you probably had no idea that this concert was even going on, but you gotta get a handle on this.

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Quote From “The Monitor”

“The King of Dancehall stuck a sword of words into gay people through singing and talking. Continue Reading…

Sep
4

Why Europeans Love Speedos – Banana Hammock Fail

It’s quite obvious that they just love taking picture of each other’s junk.  My friend Genna caught these two ‘banana hammock heroes’ on the beach and videotaped them. One of these guys is a celebrity.  Anyone know who it is?

For fun,  send us an edited version of the video with new ‘creative narration’  and if it’s funny, we’ll post it.  Send us a link or send a file around 5mb.  Feel free to re-post this video.


Why Europeans Love Speedos – Banana Hammock Fail

“It was hard not to piss myself laughing. They seriously swapped places doing that about 45 times. I was like Continue Reading…

Aug
3

Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed?

“Sparrows have to fly over Kandahar with one wing. The other is used to cover it’s behind” Famous saying in Afghanistan

The Taliban have been known for their interesting habits and beliefs.  They believe women are dirty and not to be seen in public.  They have men only parties, with men only dancing(see the last 2 videos). They kill people who have sex with unauthorized women and they love beardless boys.   I think this video collage and the links below make it perfectly clear what every coalition soldier leaves Afghanistan believing.  The Taliban are incredibly gay.


Credits to Thomas Dworzak for creating this video.  Originally posted on Magnum In Motion

If your only view of Afghanistan and the Taliban comes from your television, you’re likely to have a skewed image in your mind.  Taliban are almost always shown to be violent and oppressive. But, they are also often portrayed as being totally submitted to their flavor of Islam and extremely strict and conservative.  Ironically Continue Reading…

Aug
4

Single guys over 30 who love cats are weird – Keep your children close

Ever since I can remember, I’ve always noticed something about  guys and cats.  Any guy over thirty that lives alone and loves cats……..is either creepy or gay.  Why this is I don’t know.  But, I’ve compiled a small collection of pictures and video that I think illustrate my point perfectly.

Sometimes you can judge a book by it cover.  And when it comes to single dudes that own cats…….it’s a very odd book.  And probably a book you wouldn’t want to leave your children alone with.

In addition to the wonderful pictures above, I found a couple of websites  attempting to portray the ownership of cats as a masculine activity.  Haha!    And I found the keyboard cat video. Continue Reading…