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		<title>Doody Family Faggot Lovers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 04:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really wish I could make this one up. At first I thought it was a spoof BBC site but it appears to be on the proper domain. &#8220;The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.&#8221; http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm &#8220;The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>I really wish I could make this one up.  At first I thought it was a spoof BBC site but it appears to be on the proper domain.</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.&#8221;</p>
<p><img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38744000/jpg/_38744375_doody300.jpg" alt="The Doody family" /></p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm</a></p>
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<blockquote><p>&#8220;The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.</p>
<p>The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.</p>
<p>The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Al Qaeda Crotch Bomber&#8217;s Underwear Revealed &#8211; Ouch!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In standard gay Taliban and Al Qaeda fashion, the failed underwear bomber used a small explosive device stuffed inside of his bikini bottoms.  Hard line Islamic extremist have always been known for their oddly feminine ways and we have yet another confirmation: Explosive bikini underwear crotch bombs. This has to be the most hilarious &#8216;terrorist [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In standard <a class="zem_slink" title="Gay" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay">gay</a> <a class="zem_slink" title="Taliban" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban">Taliban</a> and Al Qaeda fashion, the failed underwear bomber used a small explosive device stuffed inside of his bikini bottoms.  Hard line <a class="zem_slink" title="Islam" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam">Islamic</a> extremist have always been known for their oddly feminine ways and we have yet another confirmation: <strong>Explosive bikini underwear crotch bombs.</strong> This has to be the most hilarious &#8216;terrorist fail&#8217; yet.  The media seems to have snatched the term &#8220;Underwear Bomber&#8221; but I prefer &#8220;Crotch Bomber&#8221;.  <strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>Here is the newly released picture of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab&#8217;s soiled bikini.</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_3391" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a href="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/umar-farouk-abdulmutallab-underwear-explosive.jpg" rel="shadowbox[post-3390];player=img;"><img class="size-full wp-image-3391" title="umar-farouk-abdulmutallab-underwear-explosive" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/umar-farouk-abdulmutallab-underwear-explosive.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="323" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Bikini Briefs?  Seriously?  </p></div>
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<h2>See our previous article <a href="../2009/08/26/are-heterosexual-taliban-a-dying-breed-gay/" target="_blank">&#8220;Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed&#8221;</a>.</h2>
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		<title>Beenie Man Kicks off Festive &#8220;Kill the Gays&#8221; Concert in Uganda &#8211; Pepsi Sponsored?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past Saturday, 5 December 2009,  Pepsi sponsored a concert series in Uganda known as the Chamuka Keys Finale, where a Jamaican dancehall artist known as Beenie Man performed. At the concert, reports from the Ugandan news outlet, &#8220;The Monitor&#8221; document that Beenie Man performed a song where he called for gay men to have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past Saturday, 5 December 2009,  Pepsi sponsored a concert series in <a class="zem_slink" title="Uganda" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda">Uganda</a> known as the <strong>Chamuka Keys Finale</strong>, where a Jamaican dancehall artist known as <a title="Beenie Man Wiki Entry" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beenie_Man" target="_blank">Beenie Man</a> performed. At the concert, <a href="http://www.monitor.co.ug/artman/publish/coffee-break/Beenieman_exhilarates_K_la_95628.shtml" target="_blank">reports from the Ugandan news outlet, &#8220;The Monitor&#8221;</a> document that Beenie Man performed a song where he called for gay men to have their throats slit.  Add this to songs previously released by Beenie Man where he calls for <a class="zem_slink" title="LGBT" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT">LGBT</a>&#8216;s (gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender) to be executed, and for lesbians to be hung to death.</p>
<p>Mind you that a bill is currently being debated that would institute the death penalty for some members of the Ugandan LGBT population. Those that aren&#8217;t sentenced to death would be subject to prison terms and severe fines, solely because of their sexual orientation.</p>
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<p><strong>How Ironic is this Commercial&#8230;&#8230;..? </strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong>Time for a bit more due diligence in your affiliations  Pepsi.  It&#8217;s understood that you probably had no idea that this concert was even going on, but you gotta get a handle on this.</p>
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Quote From <a href="http://www.monitor.co.ug/artman/publish/coffee-break/Beenieman_exhilarates_K_la_95628.shtml" target="_blank">&#8220;The Monitor&#8221;</a></p>
<p><em>&#8220;The King of Dancehall stuck a sword of words into gay people through singing and talking.<span id="more-3153"></span><br />
“In my family, we don’t have any gay person but if you’re gay, my brother that’s not my fault,” he said as he performed his song Mi Nah Wallah, in which he says he would like to cut the throats of all gay men.&#8221;<br />
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<div id="attachment_3162" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><em><em><a href="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/beenie-man-gay.jpg" rel="shadowbox[post-3153];player=img;"><img class="size-full wp-image-3162" title="beenie man gay" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/beenie-man-gay.jpg" alt="He actually look pretty gay.  Nice leather pants." width="300" height="288" /></a></em></em><p class="wp-caption-text">He actually looks pretty gay.  Nice leather pants.</p></div>
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<p><a href="http://www.monitor.co.ug/artman/publish/coffee-break/Beenieman_exhilarates_K_la_95628.shtml" target="_blank">The Original Article from the Ugandan newspaper &#8220;The Monitor&#8221;</a></p>
<p><a href="http://airamerica.com/really/12-07-2009/pepsi-sponsors-anti-gay-concert-uganda/" target="_blank">Air America: Pepsi Sponsors Anti Gay Concert in Uganda </a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.amnestyusa.org/lgbt-human-rights/country-information/jamaica/page.do?id=1106567" target="_blank">Quick Breakdown of Some of Beanie Man Lyrics and Jamacian Perspectives from Amnesty International</a></p>
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		<title>Why Europeans Love Speedos &#8211; Banana Hammock Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s quite obvious that they just love taking picture of each other&#8217;s junk.  My friend Genna caught these two &#8216;banana hammock heroes&#8217; on the beach and videotaped them. One of these guys is a celebrity.  Anyone know who it is? For fun,  send us an edited version of the video with new &#8216;creative narration&#8217;  and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>It&#8217;s quite obvious that they just love taking picture of each other&#8217;s junk.  My friend Genna caught these two &#8216;banana hammock heroes&#8217; on the beach and videotaped them. </strong><strong> One of these guys is a celebrity.  Anyone know who it is?</strong><strong><em> </em><em> </em></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">&#8220;It was hard not to piss myself laughing. They seriously swapped places doing that about 45 times. I was like<span id="more-2861"></span> ‘hold still you idiots&#8217;, you take 150 pictures of him in a row THEN switch, just twice. It was making me dizzy. Then they faced the ocean after a while and p</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">ondered their next wienerific escapade.&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">&#8212;&#8212;Thanks Genna&#8212;&#8212;</span></span></strong></p>
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		<title>Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Sparrows have to fly over Kandahar with one wing. The other is used to cover it&#8217;s behind&#8221; Famous saying in Afghanistan The Taliban have been known for their interesting habits and beliefs.  They believe women are dirty and not to be seen in public.  They have men only parties, with men only dancing(see the last [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>&#8220;Sparrows have to fly over <a class="zem_slink" title="Kandahar" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=31.6169444444,65.7169444444&amp;spn=0.1,0.1&amp;q=31.6169444444,65.7169444444%20%28Kandahar%29&amp;t=h">Kandahar</a> with one wing. The other is used to cover it&#8217;s behind&#8221; </strong><em>Famous saying in <a class="zem_slink freebase/en/afghanistan" title="Afghanistan" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=34.5166666667,69.1333333333&amp;spn=10.0,10.0&amp;q=34.5166666667,69.1333333333%20%28Afghanistan%29&amp;t=h">Afghanistan</a></em><strong><br />
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<p>The <a class="zem_slink" title="Taliban killing dreams of schoolgirls in Pak" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJw7EQ9VYp4" rel="shadowbox[post-2681];player=swf;width=640;height=385;">Taliban</a> have been known for their interesting habits and beliefs.  They believe women are dirty and not to be seen in public.  They have men only parties, with men only dancing(see the last 2 videos). They kill people who have sex with unauthorized women and they love beardless boys.   I think this video collage and the links below make it perfectly clear what every coalition soldier leaves Afghanistan believing.  <strong>The Taliban are incredibly gay.<br />
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<p>If your only view of Afghanistan and the Taliban comes from your television, you&#8217;re likely to have a skewed image in your mind.  Taliban are almost always shown to be violent and oppressive. But, they are also often portrayed as being totally submitted to their flavor of <a class="zem_slink" title="Islam" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam">Islam</a> and extremely strict and conservative.  Ironically<span id="more-2681"></span>, they are the Islamic saints that they would have you believe.   The Taliban are a confused group of radical Muslims that use lack of education and religious fear to hold large groups of poverty stricken Afghans and Pakistanis at bay.  The men that will punish you for not growing a beard or for owning a <a class="zem_slink" title="Ricky Martin" rel="homepage" href="http://rickymartinmusic.com/default.asp">Ricky Martin</a> CD,  are the same men that will have a boy dancing in their room at night.  They are not holy men.</p>
<p>The Koran and it&#8217;s scriptures can be twisted to justify various murderous and oppressive Taliban edicts, but<strong> &#8216;manlove&#8217;</strong> is not one of them.  In my opinion, this makes the Taliban the most hypocritical group ever.  There is no pedestal of holiness that any man or group should be put on.  The Catholics have made this abundantly clear with their recent &#8216;altar boy&#8217; fiascoes.  Protestant versions of Christianity have had their hypocritical hiccups as well.  The difference is&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..they won&#8217;t kill you if you refuse to believe like they do.  I know many good Muslims that strive each day to honor their God and their Prophet.  The Taliban make a mockery of Islam.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.islam.tc/ask-imam/view.php?q=12034" target="_blank"><br />
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<p><strong>Below are 2 videos displaying  a common &#8216;man only&#8217; party in the region.  NO  JOKE!</strong><br />
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<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7997749.stm" target="_blank">Taliban Kill Boy and Girl Runaway Lovers</a></p>
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<p><a href="http://news.scotsman.com/internationalterrorism/Startled-marines-find-Afghan-men.2329414.jp" target="_blank">Startled Marines find Afghan men all made up to see them</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2002/02/21/international/asia/21KAND.html?scp=3&amp;sq=Shh,%20It%27s%20an%20Open%20Secret:%20Warlords%20and%20Pedophilia&amp;st=cse" target="_blank">Shhh, It&#8217;s an Open Secret: Warlords and Pedophilia</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>In the finest vernacular, I must say that our qualms with the Taliban are not due to their extreme man cravings   but with their extreme hypocrisy and murderous ways.</strong></p>
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		<title>Single guys over 30 who love cats are weird &#8211; Keep your children close</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since I can remember, I&#8217;ve always noticed something about  guys and cats.  Any guy over thirty that lives alone and loves cats&#8230;&#8230;..is either creepy or gay.  Why this is I don&#8217;t know.  But, I&#8217;ve compiled a small collection of pictures and video that I think illustrate my point perfectly. Sometimes you can judge a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Ever since I can remember, I&#8217;ve always noticed something about  guys and cats.  Any guy over thirty that lives alone and loves cats&#8230;&#8230;..is either creepy or gay.  Why this is I don&#8217;t know.  But, I&#8217;ve compiled a small collection of pictures and video that I think illustrate my point perfectly.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Sometimes you can judge a book by it cover.  And when it comes to single dudes that own cats&#8230;&#8230;.it&#8217;s a very odd book.  And probably a book you wouldn&#8217;t want to leave your children alone with.</p>

<a href='http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Aaron_CC1000x750.jpg' rel='shadowbox[album-2250];player=img;' title='Aaron_CC1000x750'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Aaron_CC1000x750-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Aaron_CC1000x750" title="Aaron_CC1000x750" /></a>
<a href='http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/BenJustin1024x768.jpg' rel='shadowbox[album-2250];player=img;' title='BenJustin1024x768'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/BenJustin1024x768-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="BenJustin1024x768" title="BenJustin1024x768" /></a>
<a href='http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ChipPipergreenbeans640x588.jpg' rel='shadowbox[album-2250];player=img;' title='ChipPipergreenbeans640x588'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ChipPipergreenbeans640x588-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="ChipPipergreenbeans640x588" title="ChipPipergreenbeans640x588" /></a>
<a href='http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ChipTigerLily640x633.jpg' rel='shadowbox[album-2250];player=img;' title='ChipTigerLily640x633'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ChipTigerLily640x633-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="ChipTigerLily640x633" title="ChipTigerLily640x633" /></a>
<a href='http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Dan_Pete665x1000.jpg' rel='shadowbox[album-2250];player=img;' title='Dan_Pete665x1000'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Dan_Pete665x1000-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Dan_Pete665x1000" title="Dan_Pete665x1000" /></a>
<a href='http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/DH_Anu504x336.jpg' rel='shadowbox[album-2250];player=img;' title='DH_Anu504x336'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/DH_Anu504x336-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="DH_Anu504x336" title="DH_Anu504x336" /></a>
<a href='http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/MikeandSebastian500x655.jpg' rel='shadowbox[album-2250];player=img;' title='MikeandSebastian500x655'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/MikeandSebastian500x655-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="MikeandSebastian500x655" title="MikeandSebastian500x655" /></a>
<a href='http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Ralph_Amber798x1000.jpg' rel='shadowbox[album-2250];player=img;' title='Ralph_Amber798x1000'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Ralph_Amber798x1000-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Ralph_Amber798x1000" title="Ralph_Amber798x1000" /></a>
<a href='http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ThomasandHalley640x480.jpg' rel='shadowbox[album-2250];player=img;' title='ThomasandHalley640x480'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ThomasandHalley640x480-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="ThomasandHalley640x480" title="ThomasandHalley640x480" /></a>
<a href='http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/TommyChuju1000x759.jpg' rel='shadowbox[album-2250];player=img;' title='TommyChuju1000x759'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/TommyChuju1000x759-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="TommyChuju1000x759" title="TommyChuju1000x759" /></a>
<a href='http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/unxplained-photo-1225258429-53361.jpg' rel='shadowbox[album-2250];player=img;' title='unxplained-photo-1225258429-53361'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/unxplained-photo-1225258429-53361-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="unxplained-photo-1225258429-53361" title="unxplained-photo-1225258429-53361" /></a>

<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>In addition to the wonderful pictures above, I found a couple of websites  attempting to portray the ownership of cats as a masculine activity.  Haha!    And I found the keyboard cat video.</strong><span id="more-2250"></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gothamist.com/2008/10/05/its_okay_for_straight_men_to_love_c.php" target="_blank">It&#8217;s Ok For Straight Men To Love Cats</a> -<strong> No, no it&#8217;s not.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.talkzone.com/archive.asp?aid=38900" target="_blank">Real Men Love Cats Too</a> &#8211; <strong>Sure maybe, but not single males over 30.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Minneapolis-MN/When-Men-Love-Cats/199386560573#/pages/Minneapolis-MN/When-Men-Love-Cats/199386560573" target="_blank">Facebook Profile: &#8220;When Men Love Cats&#8221;</a> -  <strong>Hmm&#8230;.. I don&#8217;t know, because they&#8217;re gay?</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2008/10/real_men_love_c.html" target="_blank">Real Men Love Cats</a> &#8211; <strong>Seriously how many articles can you write with this subject.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mlive.com/living/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2009/06/unleashed_breaking_down_cat_st.html" target="_blank">Breaking down cat stereotypes, real men love feline</a> -<strong> The stereotype is there for a reason.  And Doodiepants.com has come to reinvigorate it!</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>And well&#8230;&#8230;here&#8217;s the Keyboard Cat.  It&#8217;s Charlie Schmidt&#8217;s cat.   This Youtube video has almost 2,300,000 views. </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>It&#8217;s probably the best video ever made. </strong></p>
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