This is the shirt to get your internet Meme junkie friends. This shirt is based on one of the most famous internet Meme’s in history. “Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten” (think of the kittens…..)
Click here or on the pic to buy this shirt. Christmas is in 2 weeks. Great gift for grandma! Type in” Zazzle coupon code” into google and you ought to be able to get 30-50% off the shirts with the codes that pop up.
We used the fat, creepy, fake mustache guy for this one. Perfect fit! CLICK TO BUY NOW!
See the original meme that scared self-pleasuring feline lovers everywhere after the jump. Continue Reading…
This is amazing. I never realized that Mormons had their own little space science fiction drama. It’s almost as bad as the Scientology story we posted a few months ago except for no space-planes. The video we’ve posted below, tells the rough story of Mormonism and their ancient galactic history. Sadly the church doesn’t seem to talk much about the “early Gods” anymore, which is a shame because the story sounds awesome. They should make an Xbox 360 game out of it where you can beam in like “Mormon Jesus” kick butt and earn cool Mormon artifacts(that never existed). It’s all pretty ridiculous and entertaining but……there is one small part in the cartoon about some wiley people getting cursed with black skin. Uh-oh.
I hear ya knockin
Watch the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints video below. You’ll flip….. Continue Reading…
Richard Dawkins, the champion for Atheism and author of the book, “The God Delusion” was interviewed by Ben Stein for his movie “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed”. Ben Stein’s movie in my opinion was less in support of “Intelligent Design”, and more in support of accepting the possibility that there may be some sort of outside influence or intelligence that initiated the process of life as we know it.
The ALF proposition: For argument’s sake, if you were to keep the idea of a God, out of the argument completely, and replace him with ALF the alien; you could make the statement that ALF seeded life on the planet. And according to Richard Dawkin’s at around 3:21 in this video, my ‘ALF Proposition’ could be acceptable. I think Ben Stein brought to light an excellent point here. Dawkins and his atheist friends seem more opposed to the ‘type’ of creator\influence involved. They hate to admit that the scientific community may be a bit close minded on the issue of origins.
“Hallelujia, friends! The spirit moved deep inside of me to create a place where Good Christians could congregate and share in their love of JESUS. Of course, if you really loved JESUS, and wanted to show it, you could send him $1000 in care of this ministry. Then you will know the true blessings of the Lord. “
I remember watching this guy when I was 10. I’d flip over to him in between “Ducktales” and “Rescue Rangers”. He’d tell everyone to “just put your hand on the television screen and feel power of the Holy Spirit flow into you” This was usually followed by a message based solely on tithing(donation). He pushed the idea that if you gave to God via “Robert Tilton Ministries”, God will give you more wealth in return. It’s like a cosmic foolproof investment scheme. Except in the early 1990′s, courtesy of an ABC undercover investigation, good ole Bob ended up being the more like the Bernie Madoff of televangelism. The only difference is……..he RESTARTED his so-called ministry and and it currently continues @ http://www.roberttiltonlive.com/.
While I don’t want to mock the Christian faith, I do want to mock this guy. The videos below were made to do that exact thing. We felt 3 Brown Star was a good middle of the road rating for the legendary flatulent money grubber……..Robert Tilton.
“I’ve sent you this packet of oil to help you release your faith for your emergency miracle,” states the letter. “Use it to anoint whatever represents your Emergency Crisis. If it’s a financial crisis, anoint your wallet or billfold or checkbook.” Continue Reading…
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