I hear ya knockin

Watch the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints video below.  You’ll flip…..

I’m still kinda sad that those damn dark skinned ones had to be such fence sitters and couldn’t be valiant and righteous like the light skinned ones.   Oh Well……now they’re cursed with blackness forever.  Shenanigans!

A few Quotes From the Source:

“…cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing…the Lord God did cause a skin of BLACKNESS to come upon them (Book of Mormon 2 Nephi 5:21)”

“And . . . they were a mixture of all the seed of Adam save it was the seed of Cain, for the seed of Cain were black, and had not place among them (Pearl of Great Price Moses 7:22).”

1947 the First Presidency (supreme council) of the Church issued an Official Statement: “From the days of the Prophet Joseph Smith even until now, it has been the doctrine of the Church, never questioned by Church leaders, that the Negroes are not entitled to the full blessings of the Gospel.” (Statement of The First Presidency on the Negro Question, July 17 1947, quoted in Mormonism and the Negro, pp.46-7)

Also, if you don’t believe us about the “special Mormon underwear”, Google it.

This is for real - Mormon Underwear - No Bull

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• Brigham Young University Lifts YouTube Ban (huffingtonpost.com)
• “Crap, I’m apologizing for my Mormonism again. Sorry.” (motleyvision.org)
• Mormon Church to Build 5 New Temples Worldwide (abcnews.go.com)
• Explosive Revelation on Mormon Church Involvement in Prop 8 (bilerico.com)

2 brown stars for Dick Dawkins!

Richard Dawkins, the champion for Atheism and author of the book, “The God Delusion” was interviewed by Ben Stein for his movie “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed”.  Ben Stein’s movie in my opinion was less in support of “Intelligent Design”, and more in support of accepting the possibility that there may be some sort of outside influence or intelligence that initiated the process of life as we know it.

The ALF proposition: For argument’s sake, if you were to keep the idea of a God, out of the argument completely, and replace him with ALF the alien; you could make the statement that ALF seeded life on the planet. And according to Richard Dawkin’s at around 3:21 in this video, my ‘ALF Proposition’ could be acceptable.  I think Ben Stein brought to light an excellent point here.  Dawkins and his atheist friends seem more opposed to the ‘type’ of creator\influence involved.  They hate to admit that the scientific community may be a bit close minded on the issue of origins.   

This was openly expressed on Scientific American’s website as well.  “Thus, science welcomes the possibility of evolution resulting from forces beyond natural selection. Yet those forces must be natural; they cannot be attributed to the actions of mysterious creative intelligences whose existence, in scientific terms, is unproved.”  Page 5, Scientific American: 15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense

I don’t think anything should be left out of the equation.  If you can’t explain something, I think the possibility of ALF or God be kept within the realms of possibility.  Otherwise, if science conducts research with a ‘No ALF’ bias and it turns out that life was seeded or created by some “mysterious creative intelligence” we’ll be late to the party.  And this time we can’t blame the Catholics.  I hope they’re not still sour about the sun being the center of the universe.    Ben Stein pretty much Pwn’s Dawkins. 2 brown stars for Dick Dawkins!

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Doodiepants' ALF proposition.

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3 Brown Stars for this Toolshed.

“Hallelujia, friends! The spirit moved deep inside of me to create a place where Good Christians could congregate and share in their love of JESUS. Of course, if you really loved JESUS, and wanted to show it, you could send him $1000 in care of this ministry. Then you will know the true blessings of the Lord. “

I remember watching this guy when I was 10.  I’d flip over to him in between “Ducktales” and “Rescue Rangers”. He’d tell everyone to “just put your hand on the television screen and feel power of the Holy Spirit flow into you”     This was usually followed by a message based solely on tithing(donation).  He pushed the idea that if you gave to God via “Robert Tilton Ministries”, God will give you more wealth in return.  It’s like a cosmic foolproof investment scheme.  Except in the early 1990′s, courtesy of an ABC undercover investigation, good ole Bob ended up being the more like the Bernie Madoff of televangelism.   The only difference is……..he RESTARTED his so-called ministry and and it currently continues @ http://www.roberttiltonlive.com/.

And he is the Robert Tilton Wiki that goes into much more detail.

While I don’t want to mock the Christian faith, I do want to mock this guy.  The videos below were made to do that exact thing.    We felt 3 Brown Star was a good middle of the road rating for the legendary flatulent money grubber……..Robert Tilton.

“I’ve sent you this packet of oil to help you release your faith for your emergency miracle,” states the letter. “Use it to anoint whatever represents your Emergency Crisis. If it’s a financial crisis, anoint your wallet or billfold or checkbook.”

“Take the enclosed poster of me and my hand and put it up on your refrigerator or a mirror . . . somewhere so that you’ll see it every day. Then every day for the next 21 days . . . lay your hand on top of mine and agree with me for your miracle,” the letter states.

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