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If only stereotypes didn’t correlate to reality so often.  “Hippies”——-who are generally known to be smelly, dirty and campish, have made their mark in the public arena once again.   These are NOT the granola eating breed of hippies that carry everything on their back or in their VW bus.  Nor are they the peaceful Eco-conscious stoners of yesteryear’s struggle. These are iPhone packing, Guy Fawkes mask wearing, anarchist, angry,  socialist mobs that only seem to respect free speech if you’re a fellow camper in their stank ridden tent city.    Their “mark” near the city Hall in Los Angeles, was a putrid 30 tons of trash. 

30 tons of dirty smelly hippie trash!

Where do they think the money comes from for cleaning up all their shite.

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John Pike, U.C. Davis Pepper-Spraying Police Officer now famous and meme’d all over the internet.  Here are for favorites for you viewing pleasure.  The original video is at the bottom of the post.

Thank you Officer Pike for your outstanding performance.  Without your quick trigger fingers or those sissy college student hippies we could have never had this much fun!  Burn Hippies burn!

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We feel that Animals have the same rights as retarded children – Alex Pacheco, Cofounder PETA

“Arson, property destruction, burglary and theft are ‘acceptable crimes’ when used for the animal cause.” - Alex Pacheco

There is no rational basis for saying a human being has special rights. A rat is a pig a dog is a boy – Ingrid Newkirk, Co-Founder and president of PETA.

What about plants? Can we test on plants? They're alive too.

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I don’t know what her actual initiative was, but apparently she’s solved all of Santa Cruz, California’s problems in her head.  This is 100% Awesome.  I can’t believe they let her keep talking.  I hope the Governator saw this.

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All this to convince an organization to gas chickens instead of electrocute them. What a noble Cause.....

Our first “Doodie Pants of the Week” will go these friendly bikini clad PETA protesters.  Following in the image of ‘Laurel and Hardy’ (one biggun’ and one skinny one), their goal was to help everyone understand and empathize the pain that a live chicken can go through if it were boiled alive.  McDonald’s currently uses a water tank electroshock technique that kills the chicken first.  PETA says gassing them is better.  I don’t know what happened to good old fashioned chopping the head off……But, are you serious PETA?  Electrocution or gassing\suffocation?  This is the fight?  What a complete waste of time and resources.  I wonder what effect PETA has had on the world food supply since their creation?

This article sums up the debate fairly well.

(And PETA…….you need to pic better bikini spokesmodels.  Seriously, this is unacceptable!  Where’s Pam when we need her?)