It's not dirty.....promise.
Doodiepants.com is tired of getting all these comments about this shirt being inappropriate or pornographic. What a Joke. It has the word ‘Doodie’ in it and we like Mexicans……..Boom a shirt was made. That seems like a good enough reason to me to make a shirt. This “Doodie Sanchez” shirt is in no way related to the phrase “Dirty Sanchez” or “Stinky Hitler”. Shame on you!
This is a collection of the wisdom posted on the internet by a guy calling himself Gecko45. It all started back at the end of the halcyon summer of 2001, and his posts have created a certain urban legend that many refer to as the Mall Ninja. Hang out at any gun shop, gun show or shooting match and you’ll see one of these guys; you might even see a group of them since they are known to associate in the wild.
The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, such as fatigues, a thigh holster (with, of course, a Glock), combat boots, bandolier and other accouterments that you’d usually only see on a SWAT operative. Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined (real Special Forces types don’t brag). They typically have opinions on everything, regardless of expertise, they are uniformly poor shots, and they tend to exhibit a frightening lack of safety training.
The shadowy and shrill figure known as Gecko45 is the holy Dalai Lama of these dolts, but trust me, there are more. Many, many more.
Anyhow, I went looking for the original GlockTalk thread, and I found that it’s no longer archived. For a time, it was mirrored at mallninja.com, but sadly, the site is now down. Luckily, I had a copy of the thread cached (as well as a great one from the HK91 forum), so I figured I’d post it here. I’ve only kept Gecko’s posts (with one hilarious exception), since I don’t have permission from the folks who responded to him, but needless to say, he got grilled. A few folks even played along to get a rise out of him.
All in all, good fun. I’ve added emphasis to the parts that deserve particular attention, and a bit of commentary in italics. I’ve left all spelling and grammatical errors intact, painful as they may be.
Jodie King and her mother at their home in Bow East London. Pictures for Closer Magazine for a Botox feature.
So this mother has decided to let her daughter get some Botox for her 18th birthday. Yeah, that’s a great idea. Can she have some of those boobs too? She’s going to need her future husband’s attention totally diverted from her face if she’s going to snag him.
Now both of their foreheads are freaking’ huge. Definitely fiveheads………..
Here’s a little dose of reality for both of them…fark comments. It’s better them than us.
And Mom, you get a Brown Star.
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Lisa Allott moved because she was tired of the teasing.
“We’d heard every single gag there is and we’d had enough,” Allot said. “We’ve had people flashing their bottoms for photographs by the drive, we’ve had people ringing us up with hilarious jokes about the street name and then we’ve had those who just don’t believe us.”
Butt Hole Road is getting renamed to a much cleaner Archers Way. I think they may have found the hardest name in the world to make fun of. Believe me, I tried and my cursor just kept blinking at me.
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So Nancy Pelosi headed east to talk to China about cooperating in the fight against global warming. We know she thinks we’ll all just forget about her and her public “they never briefed me about torture” escapades by the time she gets back. Sorry Nancy, we will not forget in our fight to save Eternia.
“U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, in the past one of China’s sharpest critics, Tuesday promoted common ground with China in the fight to combat global warming,” the Wall Street Journal reports. “‘I think this climate crisis is game changing for the U.S.-China relationship. It is an opportunity we cannot miss,” Ms. Pelosi told the U.S.-China Clean Energy Forum.
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