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Don’t get me wrong, lots of dudes like a girl with full, pouty, sexy lips……but when they look like a buffalo carp that’s been punched in the the mouth repeatedly; not so much. The Botox and collagen injection craze seems to have crossed paths with the “duck lips” phenomena and created an ugly monster.     Below are some of the worst collagen lip injecti0n jobs on the planet.

Trout Pout Duck Face

 When are these girls going to realize that they’re became the laughing stock of the internet with their plastic surgery trout pouts and not hot club chicks anymore?  Full Gallery Below…enjoy Continue Reading…

You’d think by the media coverage of Whitney Houston the we all missed something.   She may not have saved the Earth , but she was a great singer that lived life rife with cocaine and drowned in a bathtub. I’m wondering how someone who criminally purchases narcotics on a regular basis get’s so much positive coverage?  Are our priorities out of wack like the guy in the video implies?    Put Your Comments Below

I sing, drink a lot of whiskey and am a bad role model.  I’m hoping for some serious all day media coverage when I kick the bucket.

You probably didn’t hear about these guys, but hey, why would you.  They’re just military members…. Continue Reading…

Hammerhead sharks have been on the endangered species list since 2008, and a Florida law that makes it illegal to fish them went into effect on January 1st, but f**k them says Rosie O’Donnell, who killed at least 2 (maybe 4) before then.     It’s all kind of ironic since, she’s been such an overbearing pig about hunting and gun control.

I don’t care if you want to hunt, I don’t care if you think it’s your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison. -Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie O’Donnell and her family caught huge hammerhead sharks in fishing trips off the South Florida coast.  Now environmentalists (are) irate at the killing of ocean predators that are considered overfished around the globe.  “Right now sharks are the most endangered animals around,” said Erik Brush, a Sarasota marine conservationist. “This is basically an endorsement. It sends the message that it’s an OK activity. And this is not an activity that we want celebrities endorsing.”  As for O’Donnell’s reaction to the controversy: “She’s amused by it.

-Florida Sun Sentinal

I’m guessing the stink coming off Rosie’s blubber probably had schools of hammerheads and blues surrounding the boat Continue Reading…

If you come from religious perspective and can get over Colbert’s irreverence of tradition, you’ll realize that he’s doing what needs to be done more often—–punking out buffoons like Pat Robertson.  Pat is part of a long list of people smacking their lips on God’s behalf, claiming the know the future, and repeatedly contradicting themselves.   He claims to quote God directly and relays God’s message that the country will go through a large economic collapse.  Is God Captain obvious now?  The only specific detail that God gave Pat Robertson was the identity of the next US president.  Unfortunately, Pat was not allowed to tell the public.  I find this quite convenient, just in case he misheard God.

Pat Robertson apparently gets a pass on Bullshit claims of future knowledge and connection with God Continue Reading…

An exclusive, sneak peak at the newest Disney movie; Disney’s Princess Ke$ha.  For those who thought that Ke$ha could never play a sweet, innocent Disney princess — well, you were right. The pop star puts her uniquely dirty spin on the fairy tale world in “Disney’s Princess Ke$ha,” a new video for humor website Funny or Die.

The video wins cool points for slutting up the wholesome Disney format.   For the first 30 seconds of the video, Ke$ha plays a tower-bound beauty who has just woken from her slumber, but the G-rated scene quickly devolves into an R-rated party Continue Reading…

Boner Softener

Katherine Heigl is taking an unconventional, humorous approach to help spread the message about spaying and neutering.

The animal-loving actress stars in a new PSA (which is not suitable for children), produced by Funny or Die, for the recently launched site IHateBalls.com, in which she jokes that the real reason she’s such an advocate for spaying and neutering animals is because she simply hates “terrible, terrible testicles.”

The PSA delivers a humorous take on a very serious issue and features some of Heigl’s furry friend and a brief cameo by her husband, musician Josh Kelley.   

“Launching this campaign is hopefully the type of out-of-the-box thinking we need to heighten awareness of the devastating problem, and sound the alarm that we can save many lives by simply spaying/neutering pets. Hate balls, fix pets, save lives. It’s just that simple,” Heigl said in a statement.  All net proceeds from the sale of “I Hate Balls” merchandise will go to the Jason Debus Heigl Foundation

-Tails Inc

This is quite a step for Katherine.  I never knew she was this cocky. This ad drives me nuts.  She totally sacked her fans with this ridiculously ballsy PSA.  Here’s a gallery of her pictures below if you’re a fan. Continue Reading…

Like a Boss!

“Call me old school, but I believe in the old warrior’s credo that ‘to the victor go the spoils.’ In other words, we don’t fight a war, hand over the keys to people who hate us, and leave. We win a war, take the oil to repay the financial costs we’ve incurred, and in so doing treat Iraq and everyone else fairly.”

“It’s hardly a radical idea,” continues Trump. “In September 2010, our own Government Accountability Office and others studied the issue in depth and concluded that a cost-sharing plan is feasible and wise.”

“From the very beginning of Operation Iraqi Freedom, I believed we should have hammered out the repayment plan with the Iraqis – through exiled Iraqi dissidents,” says Trump. “Oil revenues could have been used to reduce the sticker price for occupation. And there’s still no reason we can’t or shouldn’t implement a cost-sharing arrangement with Iraq.”

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=47927

My Thoughts:

If you can’t win at the expense of others, than what’s the point of playing. The US got a twofer Continue Reading…

Adam Corolla chimes in on the occupy movement and compares the protesters to fat kids on a gradeschool sports team expecting trophies. These “Self entitled monsters” are the first wave of 20 something adults resulting from trendy “participation trophy” sports and consequence-less child rearing techniques of the popularized in the early 1990′s.  Parenting fail.

Ass Douches.......

“We’ve created a bunch of F*****g self-entitled monsters,” he said. “’I want my Most Valuable Player trophy.’ ‘Well, you’re the slowest, fattest guy on the team.’ Why should he get one and I don’t get one?’ ‘Because he busts his ass and he runs a 4.4 40. That’s why he gets one.’ ‘Well, this is bullshit.’ And then everyone gets involved and everyone gives everyone a participation trophy and then everyone feels good about themselves but it’s not based on anything.”

Watch the video with Corolla’s full 9 Minute Rant on the OWS protestors below….. Continue Reading…

Or…….this lesbian looks just like Justin Bieber. A recent development in Justin Beiber fan culture brought about the startling realization that he looks like a girl.  The video in this post is a very talented female Youtube user by the name of “Danishay” singing a rendition of “Love the Way You Lie” by Eminem.

TodaTeen.....making boys look like girls since 1993.

See the video below Continue Reading…

These are the worst album cover  favorites.   Heavy metal, black metal, death metal, hair metal, goth and various obsessions with death make for very entertaining album covers.  We even manage to toss a few Norwegian death metal covers in there.  Also, as it was impossible not to include…………that old Stryper album cover is in there.    Stryper is awesome.

My only question is…..how deathly hardcore and bad-ass can you be if it take you 2 hours to put on makeup everyday?

"Good turnout to the festival this year." "Yah. Hope there's enough parking."

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You all remember Debo from the movie “Friday” right?  Well, if you’re under 30 years old you may not know that Tommy “Debo” Lister was also famous for his character “Zeus”  in the WWF after appearing in Hulk Hogan‘s movie “No Holds Barred“.  I found some pretty odd clips of Tommy Lister; including one of him with the famous Christian televangelist Benny Hinn and an odd interview about his recent movie “Lean Like a Cholo”.   Tommy Lister also has an  interesting new ‘Jesus is my gangsta’ style ministry.

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See All of Debo’s odd videos and appearances after the Jump Continue Reading…

Yes, Macho Man Randy Savage did come out with a rap album.  The Rumors are true! It was released in 2003. Some sellers online have it for sale for over $100.  It’s an auto classic I suppose.  I found this ridiculously awesome review it on Amazon and still can’t stop laughing.

Just in case you need a little more of the Macho Man, check out the classic WWF wrestling trash talk compilation video at the bottom.

A Life Changing Musical Experience

Randy Macho Man Savage’s excursion into the hip-hop arena represents an pivotal moment for American culture and civilization. In creating his recording, “Be A Man”, Savage throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.

Savage manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consistent approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesizing elements of American popular culture such as wrestling and hip hop. In Sartre’s existentialist tradition, Macho utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to re-validate and giving meaning to what had become a meager existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence. Continue Reading…