Doodie Pants

These are the worst album cover  favorites.   Heavy metal, black metal, death metal, hair metal, goth and various obsessions with death make for very entertaining album covers.  We even manage to toss a few Norwegian death metal covers in there.  Also, as it was impossible not to include…………that old Stryper album cover is in there.    Stryper is awesome.

My only question is…..how deathly hardcore and bad-ass can you be if it take you 2 hours to put on makeup everyday?

"Good turnout to the festival this year." "Yah. Hope there's enough parking."

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You all remember Debo from the movie “Friday” right?  Well, if you’re under 30 years old you may not know that Tommy “Debo” Lister was also famous for his character “Zeus”  in the WWF after appearing in Hulk Hogan‘s movie “No Holds Barred“.  I found some pretty odd clips of Tommy Lister; including one of him with the famous Christian televangelist Benny Hinn and an odd interview about his recent movie “Lean Like a Cholo”.   Tommy Lister also has an  interesting new ‘Jesus is my gangsta’ style ministry.

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Yes, Macho Man Randy Savage did come out with a rap album.  The Rumors are true! It was released in 2003. Some sellers online have it for sale for over $100.  It’s an auto classic I suppose.  I found this ridiculously awesome review it on Amazon.com.  I still can’t stop laughing.

Just in case you need a little more of the Macho Man, check out the classic WWF wrestling trash talk compilation video at the bottom.

A Life Changing Musical Experience

Randy Macho Man Savage’s excursion into the hip-hop arena represents an pivotal moment for American culture and civilization. In creating his recording, “Be A Man”, Savage throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.

Savage manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consistent approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesizing elements of American popular culture such as wrestling and hip hop. In Sartre’s existentialist tradition, Macho utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to re-validate and giving meaning to what had become a meager existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence. Continue Reading…

If you’ve watched Fox News for any period of time, you soon realize that nearly every female personality employed by them is super hot.  It’s as if Fox News said, “People like to look at beautiful people.  Why not hire only beautiful people?” This makes sound sense to me and according to their ratings; it’s working well.   CNN also has their own band of news babes and MSNBC has a few,  but I guess I’ve never noticed them.   The only girls I ever seem catch on there are short haired ‘man haters’ and that Pentagon correspondent Barbara Star.  They must keep the others locked up in the back room most of the time.

Fox News’ hot to ugly airtime ratio blows everyone else away.  Once again the Marketing 101 adage rings true: “Sex Sells”.

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Madonna looks like she could pose for an muscular skeletal anatomy class or who knows,  maybe she’s trying to copy Keith Richard’s arms.    Either way,  Shiny see through old lady skin is hot!

Kurt Cobain looks Great!

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“Madonna, 50, was pictured as she left a restaurant on Sunday night and returned to her London home.  Perhaps she needs to rethink her fitness sessions with personal trainer Tracy Anderson Continue Reading…

Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking Break it Down!

Symphony of Science did an amazing job remixing Carl Sagan’s “Cosmos” and various other science figureheads into three awesome tracks. You’ll see Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku, Richard Dawkins, Michio Kaku, Robert Jastrow, and “Bill Nye the Science Guy”!   Also I’ve included links to download the mp3′s for each song.  Richard Dawkins continuously sounds like super wuss though.  Maybe he’s still sour over our last post about him.

See the entire Symphony of Science music video gallery after the jump……….

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He may be a spoiled little punk in need of a throat punch, but he is correct…..bacon is good for you.  Just ask your cardiologist, I’m sure he\she’ll agree.

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This past Saturday, 5 December 2009,  Pepsi sponsored a concert series in Uganda known as the Chamuka Keys Finale, where a Jamaican dancehall artist known as Beenie Man performed. At the concert, reports from the Ugandan news outlet, “The Monitor” document that Beenie Man performed a song where he called for gay men to have their throats slit.  Add this to songs previously released by Beenie Man where he calls for LGBT‘s (gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender) to be executed, and for lesbians to be hung to death.

Mind you that a bill is currently being debated that would institute the death penalty for some members of the Ugandan LGBT population. Those that aren’t sentenced to death would be subject to prison terms and severe fines, solely because of their sexual orientation.

How Ironic is this Commercial……..?

Time for a bit more due diligence in your affiliations  Pepsi.  It’s understood that you probably had no idea that this concert was even going on, but you gotta get a handle on this.

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Quote From “The Monitor”

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Just goes to show, no matter what you have in a marriage and in life, the grass is always greener on the other side.

This time the green grasses were a few club chics named Rachel Uchitel, Jaimie Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Kamile Moquin, Cori Rist, and or Mindy Lawton.   Wow…..Tiger put that putter away!

What no driver?

Tiger Woods has Doodiepants.

2 brown stars for being a complete toolbag to your wife and kids.

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Remember our post on September 17th : “DATING IN THE 80’s WASN’T SAD AT ALL”?  With Big Phil, Maurice and the dude with the square frame sex offender glasses.

Well, apparently three of the guys from this video contacted Ellen after she played the 1980′s VHS video dating clip and got invited to her show.  Big Phil was one of them.  You can’t leave out big Phil.