Trout Pout Duck Face

 When are these girls going to realize that they’re became the laughing stock of the internet with their plastic surgery trout pouts and not hot club chicks anymore?  Full Gallery Below…enjoy

How Do Collagen Injections Work?

Collagen injections replenishes the skin’s natural collagen. The natural beauty of your skin is enhanced as the contour of the support structure is restored.

Zyderm and Zyplast are bovine derived collagen products that replace the collagen your skin loses over time. Zyderm and Zyplast collagen are placed just beneath the skin, in the dermis where the body readily accepts it as its own.

CosmoDerm and CosmoPlast are bioengineered human collagen products that are used for similar indications as Zyderm and Zyplast but have the advantage of not requiring a skin test prior to the first treatment.

Collagen should be injected into your skin only by a trained health care professional. By supplementing your skin’s own collagen, collagen replacement therapy helps smooth facial lines as well as most types of scars.

Other Injectable Fillers

• Artecoll is a synthetic filler material. Because it’s synthetic, you are at higher risk of having an allergic reaction to it than if you got an injection of collagen or fat, but it lasts much longer than those options.
• Autologen is an injection of your own collagen, extracted from another place on your body. There’s no risk of allergic reaction, however, the results are only temporary. This may be good for people who aren’t ready to commit to a permanent result.
• Dermalogen is collagen extracted from deceased human donors. It’s also called injectable Human Tissue Matrix. This is also a temporary fix, but your body should not reject it.
• Fascia injections use a specific type of connective tissue harvested either from your own body or from a deceased human donor. It can be implanted surgically or injected. The main drawback is that within a year of injection, your body will reabsorb the fascia.
• Fat from your own thighs or abdomen can be also be injected. There’s no risk of allergic reaction and you may achieve permanent results. This can also be implanted surgically.
• HylaForm is a material created from natural body substances. There’s no risk of infection, but you will need repeated treatments to maintain the result as it’s only a temporary fix.
• Restylane is a clear gel. It contains hyaluronic acid, which naturally occurs in humans, so there’s little chance for an allergic reaction. It’s biodegradable, so your body will absorb it within about six months of the injection.

-Medicine Net

I sing, drink a lot of whiskey and am a bad role model.  I’m hoping for some serious all day media coverage when I kick the bucket.

You probably didn’t hear about these guys, but hey, why would you.  They’re just military members….

2-07-2012 US Sutton, Billy A. Sergeant 1st Class 42
2-03-2012 US Hildner, Terence J. Brigadier General 49
2-01-2012 US Dycus, Edward J. Lance Corporal 22
1-31-2012 US Stacey, William C. Sergeant 23
1-25-2012 US Johnson, David A. 1st Lieutenant 24

Whitney Houston’s Death according to the TMZ 

Prescription drugs were present, and it’s possible the singer drowned in the bathtub … TMZ has learned.
Sources tell us … when EMTs arrived Whitney’s body was already removed from the bathtub so it will take an autopsy to determine if she OD’d, drowned or died from some other cause.
Informed sources tell us … Beverly Hills cops — who were still searching the room at the time this story was posted — found various pill bottles. There was no evidence that Whitney was drinking alcohol in the room.

I don’t care if you want to hunt, I don’t care if you think it’s your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison. -Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie O’Donnell and her family caught huge hammerhead sharks in fishing trips off the South Florida coast.  Now environmentalists (are) irate at the killing of ocean predators that are considered overfished around the globe.  “Right now sharks are the most endangered animals around,” said Erik Brush, a Sarasota marine conservationist. “This is basically an endorsement. It sends the message that it’s an OK activity. And this is not an activity that we want celebrities endorsing.”  As for O’Donnell’s reaction to the controversy: “She’s amused by it.

-Florida Sun Sentinal

I’m guessing the stink coming off Rosie’s blubber probably had schools of hammerheads and blues surrounding the boat trying to figure out if it was whale blubber or rotting fish. The shark in the picture was the one that tried to jump on the boat for a bite.

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Pat Robertson apparently gets a pass on Bullshit claims of future knowledge and connection with God

This morning on The 700 Club, a viewer said her mother’s friend had recently claimed to be a “prophetess,” but her predictions were “way off.” The viewer wanted to know “how could someone who says she’s hearing from God be so wrong?”

Responding to the question, host Pat Robertson explained that this happens “all the time,” and called it “baloney” when people purport to “have a word from the Lord for you.” Robertson clarified that there are people who “really do have a prophetic word, but they are few and far between” and that you should “be careful” of false prophets and instead “let the Lord speak to you himself.”

His viewers would be well-served by this advice, considering Robertson himself has a long track record of offering utterly false “predictions” on The 700 Club that he claims to have gotten from God.

For example, in January of 2007, Robertson reportedly predicted that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in a “mass killing” during 2007. He told viewers that he was “not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” because “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”

Explaining during his 2008 prediction episode why the attack hadn’t come to pass, the Associated Press reported that Robertson said, “all I can think is that somehow the people of God prayed and God in his mercy spared us.” That must have been it.

The AP also reported that in May of 2006, Robertson thought storms and a “tsunami” would hit the U.S. coastline, then claimed partial vindication when heavy rains hit New England:

During a March 2006 broadcast, Robertson predicted that “before the end of this year there will be another vacancy” on the Supreme Court. There wasn’t.

In a May article reflecting on “Five failed end-of-the-world predictions” in light of the circus surrounding Harold Camping, The Christian Science Monitor reported that Robertson said in a 1980 broadcast of The 700 Club: “I guarantee you by the end of 1982 there is going to be a judgment on the world.”

According to a February 15, 1988, Washington Post article (via Nexis), during an address at a church, “Robertson declared today that he has heard messages from God about his presidential campaign and that he is now sure he will be the next president”:

Today, the candidate did not state directly that God has told him he will win the election — but he left that impression with some in the congregation. He said he entered the presidential race only because God ordered him to. He suggested that divine aid was at work in his strong finish in Iowa last week.

It is a basic tenet of Robertson’s charismatic faith that God gives humans precise directions about secular events. Robertson is among tens of millions who feel this way.

Robertson told the congregation today about the success of Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN), the international cable-television operation he began in 1960 after, he said, he heard God directing him to do so.

By the mid-1980s, Robertson said, “I had everything you could ask for,” and he was content to finish his life at his electronic ministry. “But God had something else for me to do,” he said.

“I heard the Lord,” Robertson related in a whisper, “saying ‘I have something else for you to do. I want you to run for president of the United States.’ ”

Because of the divine call, Robertson said, “I was not surprised the way [others] were when we did so well in a place called Iowa. I didn’t think that the One who has never failed me was going to fail me now.”

This echoed a comment Robertson made a week ago, after his second-place finish in the Iowa caucuses. He told an acquaintance that “It felt like God had reached down and turned a switch.”

Today, Robertson told the congregation that “This is where God wanted me to be . . . . Here I am in New Hampshire, before a major primary.” He then said, “I assure you that I am going to be the next president of the United States.” [Washington Post, 2/15/1988, via Nexis]

Source: Media Matters

The video wins cool points for slutting up the wholesome Disney format.   For the first 30 seconds of the video, Ke$ha plays a tower-bound beauty who has just woken from her slumber, but the G-rated scene quickly devolves into an R-rated party, complete with a bottle of Jack, blinged-out animated crows and a raccoon pimp who gets its head chopped off. Leaning on a dance beat and Auto-tuned vocals, Ke$ha sings about getting “customized” for a night out and tells the “evil genie slut” in the “Snow White”-esque magical mirror to “suck it, b**ch.”    -Billboard.com

Her website is www.keshasparty.com if you’re interested.

Boner Softener

Katherine Heigl is taking an unconventional, humorous approach to help spread the message about spaying and neutering.

The animal-loving actress stars in a new PSA (which is not suitable for children), produced by Funny or Die, for the recently launched site IHateBalls.com, in which she jokes that the real reason she’s such an advocate for spaying and neutering animals is because she simply hates “terrible, terrible testicles.”

The PSA delivers a humorous take on a very serious issue and features some of Heigl’s furry friend and a brief cameo by her husband, musician Josh Kelley.   

“Launching this campaign is hopefully the type of out-of-the-box thinking we need to heighten awareness of the devastating problem, and sound the alarm that we can save many lives by simply spaying/neutering pets. Hate balls, fix pets, save lives. It’s just that simple,” Heigl said in a statement.  All net proceeds from the sale of “I Hate Balls” merchandise will go to the Jason Debus Heigl Foundation

-Tails Inc

This is quite a step for Katherine.  I never knew she was this cocky. This ad drives me nuts.  She totally sacked her fans with this ridiculously ballsy PSA.  Here’s a gallery of her pictures below if you’re a fan.

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Like a Boss!

“Call me old school, but I believe in the old warrior’s credo that ‘to the victor go the spoils.’ In other words, we don’t fight a war, hand over the keys to people who hate us, and leave. We win a war, take the oil to repay the financial costs we’ve incurred, and in so doing treat Iraq and everyone else fairly.”

“It’s hardly a radical idea,” continues Trump. “In September 2010, our own Government Accountability Office and others studied the issue in depth and concluded that a cost-sharing plan is feasible and wise.”

“From the very beginning of Operation Iraqi Freedom, I believed we should have hammered out the repayment plan with the Iraqis – through exiled Iraqi dissidents,” says Trump. “Oil revenues could have been used to reduce the sticker price for occupation. And there’s still no reason we can’t or shouldn’t implement a cost-sharing arrangement with Iraq.”

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=47927

My Thoughts:

If you can’t win at the expense of others, than what’s the point of playing. The US got a twofer. They removed a pain in the ass dictator that couldn’t keep in line with international regulations or the needs of the Iraqi people and gained influence over a strategic position in the Middle East as well as a vast amount of natural resources. It’s not like the majority of the Iraq population were against the initial idea of removing Saddam either. (remember the tearing down of Saddam Husein’s statue and the cheering crowds during the initial invasion) US Soldiers felt pretty damn cool the first 6-12 months of the war. It’s a shame that so many forgot how bad it was to not be Sunni during Saddam’s reign. The old saying goes, “If you ain’t Sunni, you ain’t Shiite”.

Why would there be an issue with receiving payment for the schools, hospitals and infrastructure the US put in. Hell, the solid oil infrastructure was horrible before the invasion. Not it’s getting to the point where it might actually become an efficient operation. The US put so much money back into the country, why not get some back?

Why are my 1 million Iraqi dinar I purchased NOT worth hundreds of thousands of dollars today? (instead of only $1000) I was supposed to be retired by now. Suck…..

Ass Douches.......

“We’ve created a bunch of F*****g self-entitled monsters,” he said. “’I want my Most Valuable Player trophy.’ ‘Well, you’re the slowest, fattest guy on the team.’ Why should he get one and I don’t get one?’ ‘Because he busts his ass and he runs a 4.4 40. That’s why he gets one.’ ‘Well, this is bullshit.’ And then everyone gets involved and everyone gives everyone a participation trophy and then everyone feels good about themselves but it’s not based on anything.”

Watch the video with Corolla’s full 9 Minute Rant on the OWS protestors below…..


“we’re now dealing with the first wave of participation trophy, my own fecal matter doesn’t stink, empowered, I feel so fucking good about myself, everybody’s a winner, there’s no losers, we are dealing with the first wave of those fucking assholes.”

“I call them the ass douches,” he added.  

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My only question is…..how deathly hardcore and bad-ass can you be if it take you 2 hours to put on makeup everyday?

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