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If you’ve watched Fox News for any period of time, you soon realize that nearly every female personality employed by them is super hot.  It’s as if Fox News said, “People like to look at beautiful people.  Why not hire only beautiful people?” This makes sound sense to me and according to their ratings; it’s working well.   CNN also has their own band of news babes and MSNBC has a few,  but I guess I’ve never noticed them.   The only girls I ever seem catch on there are short haired ‘man haters’, Rachel Maddow and that Pentagon correspondent Barbara Star.  They must keep the others locked up in the back room most of the time.  Courtney Friel puts them all to shame.

Fox News’ hot to ugly airtime ratio blows everyone else away.  Once again the Marketing 101 adage rings true: “Sex Sells”.

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Madonna looks like she could pose for an muscular skeletal anatomy class or who knows,  maybe she’s trying to copy Keith Richard’s arms.    Either way,  Shiny see through old lady skin is hot!

Kurt Cobain looks Great!

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“Madonna, 50, was pictured as she left a restaurant on Sunday night and returned to her London home.  Perhaps she needs to rethink her fitness sessions with personal trainer Tracy Anderson Continue Reading…

Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking Break it Down!

Symphony of Science did an amazing job remixing Carl Sagan’s “Cosmos” and various other science figureheads into three awesome tracks. You’ll see Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku, Richard Dawkins, Michio Kaku, Robert Jastrow, and “Bill Nye the Science Guy”!   Also I’ve included links to download the mp3′s for each song.  Richard Dawkins continuously sounds like super wuss though.  Maybe he’s still sour over our last post about him.

See the entire Symphony of Science music video gallery after the jump……….

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He may be a spoiled little punk in need of a throat punch, but he is correct…..bacon is good for you.  Just ask your cardiologist, I’m sure he\she’ll agree.

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Watch the Full Wife Swap Episode S5 E18 after the jump: Continue Reading…

This past Saturday, 5 December 2009,  Pepsi sponsored a concert series in Uganda known as the Chamuka Keys Finale, where a Jamaican dancehall artist known as Beenie Man performed. At the concert, reports from the Ugandan news outlet, “The Monitor” document that Beenie Man performed a song where he called for gay men to have their throats slit.  Add this to songs previously released by Beenie Man where he calls for LGBT‘s (gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender) to be executed, and for lesbians to be hung to death.

Mind you that a bill is currently being debated that would institute the death penalty for some members of the Ugandan LGBT population. Those that aren’t sentenced to death would be subject to prison terms and severe fines, solely because of their sexual orientation.

How Ironic is this Commercial……..?

Time for a bit more due diligence in your affiliations  Pepsi.  It’s understood that you probably had no idea that this concert was even going on, but you gotta get a handle on this.

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Quote From “The Monitor”

“The King of Dancehall stuck a sword of words into gay people through singing and talking. Continue Reading…

Just goes to show, no matter what you have in a marriage and in life, the grass is always greener on the other side.

This time the green grasses were a few club chics named Rachel Uchitel, Jaimie Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Kamile Moquin, Cori Rist, and or Mindy Lawton.   Wow…..Tiger put that putter away!

What no driver?

Tiger Woods has Doodiepants.

2 brown stars for being a complete toolbag to your wife and kids.

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Remember our post on September 17th : “DATING IN THE 80’s WASN’T SAD AT ALL”?  With Big Phil, Maurice and the dude with the square frame sex offender glasses.

Well, apparently three of the guys from this video contacted Ellen after she played the 1980′s VHS video dating clip and got invited to her show.  Big Phil was one of them.  You can’t leave out big Phil.

Knight Rider. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

Any of you ever owned one of the Knight Rider Big Wheels growing up?  Well, I did.  This video perfectly translates Continue Reading…

My buddy Nick was watching CBS Channel 2 Chicago news a few days ago and caught Ryan Baker, the sports anchor throwing up the Roc-A-Fella Diamond when introducing Jay-Z on Letterman later that night.  He thought he was sooooo sneaky.  Total Doodiepants……….

Check out Nick Schmidt he’s cool guy and does some amazing things for cancer research.  Nick Schmidt is “Doodie Certified”.

Team Schmult Site

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But, I must regretfully state that Nick Schmidt obviously stole our video and used it for his site! Below is the original Doodiepants.com intro video Continue Reading…

The King of Pop, Michael Jackson is Dead?  Unbelievable!

Michael Jackson is Dead?

Any comments are appreciated on this grave news……….RIP.

People’s Court Mustache Man Vs. Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck – More amazing videos are a click away

While the Mustache guy from the People’s Court episode may have gotten a lot of press,  he’ll never steal the mustache awesomeness from the likes of these 2 mustache pioneers: Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck.   This video clearly illustrates the point.  Mustaches are awesome. Continue Reading…

I’ve heard more than one person make the statement that, “maybe some of Criss Angel‘s tricks really are magic” or  “Maybe the “Mindfreak” really does have something special or supernatural.” The guys over at AboveTopSecret.com are hilarious and gullible as well.  Check out this post where they speculate on whether or not he’s using real magic.

I admit watching Criss Angel Mindfreak on TV without really examining it can be pretty convincing………..on TV. Well,  let put the BS card on the table.  He’s an illusionist that sells the image of REAL magic and mind power to the audience.  He does an excellent job of it.  Criss Angel also  has the wonderful world of video editing, camera angles, and audience selection on his side.

Here are 5 of my favorite top tricks revealed and debunked on video for your viewing pleasure. Continue Reading…