Doodie Pants

On the “700 Club” Pat Robertson Implies that the reason for the disastrous Earthquake in Haiti wasn’t tectonic plate shifts; it was the pact with the devil Haitians to be freed from their French colonizers in the 18th Century.  Keep in mind that 96% of the population of Haiti are Christian.  (80% Catholic, 16% Protestant).

Here’s the truth behind the Haitian Revolution and Dutty Boukman (Pronounced Doodie Bookman)  If you look into Haitian history, there’s a story about a Voodoo priest whose death led to the final slave revolt that resulted in Haitian independence. Continue Reading…

Not to be mean to James Cameron and his excellent movie Avatar, but there’s something strange about the plot line.  I, as well as quite a few others on the internet noticed the incredible relation to the Disney movie “Pocahontas“.  Just take a look at this Pocahontas book report below.  Change up a few names and characters and…..WALLA…… Avatar!

Avatar Pocahontas Book Report Rehash

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Bloodrunsclear on Youtube made an excellent video that proves the point fairly well.  He snagged the Pocahontas preview trailer audio and slapped it onto the Avatar trailer.   It worked like a charm.  See the Video After the Jump. Continue Reading…

In standard gay Taliban and Al Qaeda fashion, the failed underwear bomber used a small explosive device stuffed inside of his bikini bottoms.  Hard line Islamic extremist have always been known for their oddly feminine ways and we have yet another confirmation: Explosive bikini underwear crotch bombs. This has to be the most hilarious ‘terrorist fail’ yet.  The media seems to have snatched the term “Underwear Bomber” but I prefer “Crotch Bomber”. 

Here is the newly released picture of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s soiled bikini.

Bikini Briefs? Seriously?

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See our previous article “Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed”.

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Thank you MTV ‘brainwashing committee’ and RockTheVote.com for promoting unethical and whorish behavior once again.  The video produced below tells the youth of today to use sexual favours to influence the health care vote.  I can’t believe we’ve stooped to a level where this type of marketing is acceptable in mainstream media.  This is a slap in the face to democracy and a thumbs up for bribery.

The final line says it all.  If you don’t vote for healthcare “we will never ever F**k you”.

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This is embarrassing to the current generation.  The vote should be based on what you believe according to the information you’ve collected; not on the influence of someone’s bribe. Continue Reading…

This past Saturday, 5 December 2009,  Pepsi sponsored a concert series in Uganda known as the Chamuka Keys Finale, where a Jamaican dancehall artist known as Beenie Man performed. At the concert, reports from the Ugandan news outlet, “The Monitor” document that Beenie Man performed a song where he called for gay men to have their throats slit.  Add this to songs previously released by Beenie Man where he calls for LGBT’s (gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender) to be executed, and for lesbians to be hung to death.

Mind you that a bill is currently being debated that would institute the death penalty for some members of the Ugandan LGBT population. Those that aren’t sentenced to death would be subject to prison terms and severe fines, solely because of their sexual orientation.

How Ironic is this Commercial……..?

Time for a bit more due diligence in your affiliations  Pepsi.  It’s understood that you probably had no idea that this concert was even going on, but you gotta get a handle on this.

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Quote From “The Monitor”

“The King of Dancehall stuck a sword of words into gay people through singing and talking. Continue Reading…

Just goes to show, no matter what you have in a marriage and in life, the grass is always greener on the other side.

This time the green grasses were a few club chics named Rachel Uchitel, Jaimie Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Kamile Moquin, Cori Rist, and or Mindy Lawton.   Wow…..Tiger put that putter away!

What no driver?

Tiger Woods has Doodiepants.

2 brown stars for being a complete toolbag to your wife and kids.

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The Flu shot made this aspiring cheerleader lose the ability to walk forwards.   But she can run perfectly; and while running she can talk normally.   This is absolutely unbelievable.  At first I thought It was a “Funny or Die” skit or something from SNL.   Nope……..this is the real deal.   Go ahead and watch it, you know you want to.

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While I’m not sure if the Flu Shot also causes Non Cheerleaders to walk backwards, it appears that the may be forced upon the entire populace.  Continue Reading…

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, famous for making such legendary statements such as, “wipe Israel off the map” and “Anybody who recognizes Israel will burn in the fire of the Islamic nation’s fury” and for making multiple statements that the holocaust is a myth, is now reportedly from a……………Jewish family?

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We’ve made fun of A-Jad in the past but this is awesome!  I think we may just have to upgrade his star rating.

No no really Guys it's all lies.....Allah Akbar! Down with the Jews! Oh snap.....

The Telegraph busted the news out on Oct 3rd Continue Reading…

After reading the reports of women in Southern Asia getting acid thrown on them to disfigure their faces and numerous female educational facilities getting blown up, this video was a sigh of relief.   Watch the video.  Rukhsana is one bad Kashmiri girl!

Wait Wait……did that video say that her brother attacked the militants with an axe and she stole their AK-47? Continue Reading…

The King of Pop, Michael Jackson is Dead?  Unbelievable!

Michael Jackson is Dead?

Any comments are appreciated on this grave news……….RIP.