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Don’t get me wrong, lots of dudes like a girl with full, pouty, sexy lips……but when they look like a buffalo carp that’s been punched in the the mouth repeatedly; not so much. The Botox and collagen injection craze seems to have crossed paths with the “duck lips” phenomena and created an ugly monster.     Below are some of the worst collagen lip injecti0n jobs on the planet.

Trout Pout Duck Face

 When are these girls going to realize that they’re became the laughing stock of the internet with their plastic surgery trout pouts and not hot club chicks anymore?  Full Gallery Below…enjoy Continue Reading…

Not Appreciated

For those with a penchant for the disturbing…….there’s a cosmetics company by the name of “Neocutis” that is using pieces of human fetal tissue in their skin moisturizer products.  The company developed PSP for the treatment of skin ulcers, burns and scarring and soon recognized the ingredient’s value in restoring aging skin.  Neocutis cosmetic products using the cell line include Bio-Restorative Skin Cream, Bio-Gel Bio-Restorative Hydrogel, Lumiere Bio-Restorative Eye Cream and Bio-Restorative Serum with PSP Intensive Spot Treatment. In terms of price, they’re not exactly comparable to Maybelline: A 1-ounce bottle of Journee Bio-Restorative Day Cream costs $120.

Various pro-life groups have rallied against this company and shown their disgust for cosmetic use of flesh from something that had the potential to grow into a productive human being.  Fortunately Neocutis reassures the public that their use of “fetal protein” is along moral and ethical guidelines.  Thank goodness, I’m so glad that they’ve worked out an ethical way to use dead babies efficiently.  It really makes you feel all warm inside.

Meanwhile, no comment from PETA…….  It may have been a better PETA magnet if they were using dead baby horses to make shampoo, or mouse penises for lip injections.

Here’s a disclaimer on the Neocutis website regarding their use of aborted baby tissue. Continue Reading…

You may have remembered our past post (Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed) concerning the extremely odd male femininity and oddly hypocritical homosexual/pedo habits in Central Asian Islamic culture.   Any soldier that was deployed to Afghanistan will verify and likely have shocking, odd ,supporting stories about beardless boy love and rampant sexual confusion.   The Pedo bear would find a nice home there with the bacha bazi.  Pedo bear likey.

Sure Sure......that's fair. Meanwhile, the Pedo bear runs rampant in the strictest of Islamic theocracies.

Below is an interesting paper written up on the the specifics of Homosexuality, Male femininity and pederasty throughout the history of Islam.   It’s pretty damn interesting and a highly suggested download. It’ll work on your ebook reader too! Continue Reading…

Well, Here you go. DIY Amputations and 9 other self surgeries that could save your life. Check out this handy Flash animation. Clear and precise instructions are provided.  Don’t forget the value of a tourniquet! Tourniquets will save your ass!

If you are a idiot and you tried this at home, please send us pics and stories of your ordeal. Continue Reading…

It’s funny, the girl in the first 15 seconds thought she was cool cause she had the Obama shirt and all. Continue Reading…

These pictures are not the result of steroids or extreme body building.   The freaks in the picture have injected a substance known as synthol.  Synthol is referred to as an SEO or Site Enhancement Oil.   Synthol is 85% oil, 7.5% lidocain, and 7.5% alcohol. It was originally designed to be used topically but It has become trendy in some sections of bodybuilding to inject it.   Some freaks also use sesame oil.  Synthol is also known as “liquid muscle”; it is however, not muscle at all.

I can’t believe it’s gotten this far.  It’s the fakest of the fake.  But….I guess it’s not much different then women getting breast implants.  In fact, breast augmentation operations are quite a bit more invasive.  (but, I wholeheartedly support breast implants, wink)

This guy curls 25's. Time for an oil change!

Check out the Full Synthol Muscle Freak Gallery: Continue Reading…

This video is pure entertainment.  Black Panthers and Neo Nazis collected in the town square of Paris,Texas and all the stereotypes came out to play. One scoop of DoubleTard please.

“This is not about race!  This is not about race!” Shouts the angry meth-infused skinhead as the degenerate with a ‘wife-beater shirt’ and Hitler mustache next to him proudly displays the swastika emblazoned flag.   Meanwhile the zealous black preacher with anecdotal stories about his grandma preps the crowd of angry women for battle.  Then Black Panthers order Obama to come down and get these “white beast’s” prosecuted.  I guess they have some sort of super black Obama hook up or something.  Someone needs to tell them he’s just as much ‘white’ as he is ‘black’. Tan is far more accurate. Also, Where was the Black Panther sign making quality control.  At about 2:45 notice the sign stating “Friends don’t drag friends under pickup trucks”.   Well, what piece of wisdom that is. Check out the videos of these counterproductive and mentally challenged humans after the jump. Continue Reading…

Do it yourself Surgery. All the Procedures you thought you had to go to a hospital for you can now do with confidence the comfort of your own home. Top 10 Incredible Self Surgeries below.

[WARNING: This list contains some graphic images.] Self-surgery is the act of performing a surgical procedure on oneself. Sometimes it becomes necessity in extreme conditions to perform this act. This list includes 10 such individuals that because of great circumstances found it necessary to do so. It should be mentioned that self castration and self mutilation is actually the most common form of self- surgery and is not included in this list. Just a word of caution: The descriptions and some pictures on this list are not for the squeamish. Continue Reading…

I put this collection of photos up at first thinking that this would be a funny post……but now I feel a tad guilty.  Sure some of the pics are  funny, but kind of in a sad ‘humanity is totally effed’ sort of way.  If it pisses you off, or makes you depressed; I do not apologize.  This is real.    Thank you Dan Goodman over at GhettoMyspace.net for collecting all these ridiculously awesome but sad pictures.  They’re real and collected from various social networking sites.  (MySpace, Facebook, Global Grind, Digg etc.)

Yeah.....who wants to be a stupid lawyer or doctor anyway!

For more from this collection, see the Gallery below……… Continue Reading…

In standard gay Taliban and Al Qaeda fashion, the failed underwear bomber used a small explosive device stuffed inside of his bikini bottoms.  Hard line Islamic extremist have always been known for their oddly feminine ways and we have yet another confirmation: Explosive bikini underwear crotch bombs. This has to be the most hilarious ‘terrorist fail’ yet.  The media seems to have snatched the term “Underwear Bomber” but I prefer “Crotch Bomber”. 

Here is the newly released picture of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s soiled bikini.

Bikini Briefs? Seriously?

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See our previous article “Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed”.

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The “Charlie Brown Christmas” cartoon that we all know and love with has flipped over to a new tradition.  In a moment of questioning his Christian faith and with the help of towel headed prison convert Linus, Charlie Brown finds ‘the path’ via Islam.  Watch out for the explosive ending!

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Thank you MTV ‘brainwashing committee’ and RockTheVote.com for promoting unethical and whorish behavior once again.  The video produced below tells the youth of today to use sexual favours to influence the health care vote.  I can’t believe we’ve stooped to a level where this type of marketing is acceptable in mainstream media.  This is a slap in the face to democracy and a thumbs up for bribery.

The final line says it all.  If you don’t vote for healthcare “we will never ever F**k you”.

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This is embarrassing to the current generation.  The vote should be based on what you believe according to the information you’ve collected; not on the influence of someone’s bribe. Continue Reading…