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I don’t care how you say it.  Naming your store “Rape” is a terrible marketing idea.  Is it pronounce Ra – Pe’?  Is it French?   I couldn’t resist taking a picture.   I like how the girl is there smiling “La dee da, folding pants at the rape store. Hey, why is that gringo taking pictures of me?”. 

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It's ok.....look they put an accent mark at the end. Now it's not so Rape-ish.

We found the Rape Store at a shopping mall in San Jose, Costa Rica.  I really wanted to go in there but then got scared at the last second.   Kinda Continue Reading…

It’s quite obvious that they just love taking picture of each others junk in their Speedos.  My friend Genna caught these two ‘banana hammock’ heroes in their mankinis on the beach in Costa Rica and videotaped them.  I can’t believe how long these guys were at it.

Super Euro Banana Hammock Fail!

For fun,  send us an edited version of the video with new ‘creative narration’  and if it’s funny, we’ll post it.  Send us a link or send a file around 5mb.  Feel free to re-post this video.

Why Europeans Love Speedos – Banana Hammock Fail

“It was hard not to piss myself laughing. They seriously swapped places doing that about 45 times. I was like Continue Reading…

Everyone knows it’s hard to stop laughing when you know you shouldn’t be laughing.  Sucks for her.  She’s laughing about a murder and it just sounds so much like she’s laughing at it.  If I were running the show I would put the killer’s “oh snap!” face on screen at totally random times during the show.  Then we’d both be fired.

Michael Jackson is alive and well.  Unreleased Footage!  Be Careful, this video is disturbing.  NSFW

He’s alive, he’s real, and he’s looking to kill. (pronounced – “keel”)

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Just in case you weren’t sure,  McDonald’s wants everyone to know that people with darker skin are most definitely different than people with lighter.  Check out 365Black.com.  What’s next, 365Black Restaurants and 356Black Bathrooms?  I can’t even believe this stuff exists.  I thought M.L.K. squared this away.  It looks like it’s starting all over again.

The Video below is hilarious and really well done.  The website we have issues with.

Quote from the McDonald’s:

“Like the African Baobab Tree, which nourishes the community with it’s leaves and fruit, McDonald’s has branched out to the African-American community nourishing it with valuable programs and opportunities.”

Can someone please tell me what a Baobab tree has to do with culture and life in the United States?

And how many people of African decent have ever eaten Baobab fruit or even know what the hell a Baobab Tree is?  I feel bad for Continue Reading…

Apparently it’s acceptable in the United States to dress toddlers up like full grown women and parade them on a stage in their swimsuits so they can be rated on their body, face and outfit by a panel of judges. Kiddie Pageants?  Are you F’ing kidding me?  This is not only a waste of time but it’s totally twisted.  How has this become acceptable in US society?  I sure these child pageants are swarming with dirty old pedophiles too.  Yuck……

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With Muslims drinking camel piss and Will Ferrel Drinking his own urine,  I guess Indian Hindus are the next to embrace the Pee Pee?  They’re making a soft drink out of it.  According to ancient Hindu texts, cow doodie and cow urine reportedly have healing properties.

Article from the Telegraph.co.uk :

HINDU nationalists in India have launched a marketing exercise to promote cow’s urine as a health cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer.

The urine, which is being sold under the label “Gift of the Cow”, is being enthusiastically promoted by the government of Gujarat, one of three states in India dominated by Hindu nationalists.

Gift From the God’s : Bottled Cow Urine (Telegraph, UK)

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It amazes me that the Ebay scammer in this video from Judge Judy seems to see nothing wrong with her Ebay sale.  If your ad says you’re selling “only a photo of a cellphone” and someone buys it think their getting a full cell phone, it doesn’t mean you’re ethically OK just because the buyer didn’t read the fine print.

$400 for 2 ink jet printed pictures of cellphones?

Most scams are built off of people not reading the fine print.    Sure, the victims should have read the fine print, but scams like this are set up with intention of making sure the buyers miss the details.    It’s  sad she’s been allowed to breed.  And it’s even sadder that some guy had to do it.  ewwww

2 brown stars for being a nasty pig with no moral compass.

This is a video clip from a 2006 British documentary called “Extraordinary Breastfeeding“.  It’s the short story of mother that has a 5 and 7 year old still feeding off the nipple.  It’s jaw-dropping.  I didn’t even know that such a practice of late breast feeding existed.   I’m not sure if the mother wants to keep them young forever or if she just likes all the attention.  Her kids actually draw pictures and have names for each breast.

Everyone knows that breast feeding is the best food for your baby. In fact, Breastfeeding Could Save 1.3 Million Lives, but I found no good medical data that states that extended breastfeeding this late is good or bad.  Regardless of whether this practice is medically helpful or not, it’s a huge social oddity.   These kids will be ridiculed through the rest of their adolescence and despise the day that this documentary was made.

The girl said  ”Better than a million melons!”    Awesome.

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I don't know where they found the picture on the left, but It looks great next to the assbeat pic.

He should have picked on someone his own age.

Gregory McCalium, 24, was left with severe facial wounds after the knife-wielding thug attempted to rob his elderly neighbor in Botley near Oxford, England, Britain’s SkyNews reported. The would-be burglar broke into the home of Frank Corti last Aug. 19 – without realizing the 72-year-old was a retired boxer.

Super Douche!

A mug shot released by the Thames Valley Police reveals the results after Corti disarmed his attacker, Continue Reading…

The first video is from the deep dark sewers of Cameron Village in Raleigh, NC.  Someone sent a snake camera down and created a video that looks strangely like a colonoscopy.

Dr. Timothy S. Wood from DeepSeaNews.com says this:

The second video is just good old American fun.  Some people find something similar in the bayou but don’t really know what it is.  They think it looks a lot like balistic gel so there’s nothing left to do but shoot it with a Springfield.   Watch that video and an explanation of what the first monster is after the jump.

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From The Smoking Gun:

Here’s the new pic from jail:

And it looks like they already have an action figure created for him too:

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