Jan
0

Doodie Sanchez Shirt is Family Friendly

It's not dirty.....promise.

Doodiepants.com is tired of  getting all these comments about this shirt being inappropriate or pornographic.  What a Joke.  It has the word ‘Doodie’ in it and we like Mexicans……..Boom a shirt was made.  That seems like a good enough reason to me to make a shirt.   This  “Doodie Sanchez” shirt is in no way related to the phrase “Dirty Sanchez” or “Stinky Hitler”.    Shame on you!

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Jan
5

Macho Man Randy Savage Rap Album Review and Video

Yes, Macho Man Randy Savage did come out with a rap album.  The Rumors are true! It was released in 2003. Some sellers online have it for sale for over $100.  It’s an auto classic I suppose.  I found this ridiculously awesome review it on Amazon.com.  I still can’t stop laughing.

Just in case you need a little more of the Macho Man, check out the classic WWF wrestling trash talk compilation video at the bottom.

A Life Changing Musical Experience


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Randy Macho Man Savage’s excursion into the hip-hop arena represents an pivotal moment for American culture and civilization. In creating his recording, “Be A Man”, Savage throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.

Savage manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consistent approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesizing elements of American popular culture such as wrestling and hip hop. In Sartre’s existentialist tradition, Macho utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to re-validate and giving meaning to what had become a meager existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence. Continue Reading…

Dec
0

Tiger Woods Photo Emerges after Counseling Session with Wife

Just goes to show, no matter what you have in a marriage and in life, the grass is always greener on the other side.

This time the green grasses were a few club chics named Rachel Uchitel, Jaimie Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Kamile Moquin, Cori Rist, and or Mindy Lawton.   Wow…..Tiger put that putter away!

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What no driver?

Tiger Woods has Doodiepants.

2 brown stars being a complete toolbag to you wife and kids.

2 brown stars for being a complete toolbag to your wife and kids.

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Sep
3

Ultimate Knight Rider Intro Redo

Knight Rider. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

Any of you ever owned one of the Knight Rider Big Wheels growing up?  Well, I did.  This video perfectly translates Continue Reading…

Sep
2

They Really Stick it to You on the Prices Here

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I don’t care how you say it.  Naming your store “RAPE” is a terrible marketing idea.  I couldn’t resist taking a picture.   I like how the girl is there smiling “La dee da, folding pants at the rape store. Hey, why is that gringo taking pictures of me?”.

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It's ok.....look they put an accent mark at the end.

It's ok.....look they put an accent mark at the end.


We found this place is San Jose, Costa Rica.  I really wanted to go in there but then got scared at the last second.   Kinda Continue Reading…

Aug
0

Sometimes Life Is Predetermined

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MCFAIL, Sometime life is predetermined.  Parents, be careful what you name your kids.

Aug
0

Taliban Weapon of Choice – The GayK-47 Tshirt

To complement our post:  “Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed?” We made this spiffy t-shirt!

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Only$12.95  and you can reek of awesomeness.  The design can be placed on any style of shirt you want.  Search for free shipping and 10% off coupons on Zazzle.com.  They’re around.
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Aug
0

India Markets Cow Urine Softdrink – A gift from the Gods

With Muslims drinking camel piss and Will Ferrel Drinking his own urine,  I guess Indian Hindus are the next to embrace the Pee Pee?  They’re making a soft drink out of it.  According to ancient Hindu texts, cow doodie and cow urine reportedly have healing properties.

Article from the Telegraph.co.uk :

HINDU nationalists in India have launched a marketing exercise to promote cow’s urine as a health cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer.

The urine, which is being sold under the label “Gift of the Cow”, is being enthusiastically promoted by the government of Gujarat, one of three states in India dominated by Hindu nationalists.

Gift From the God’s : Bottled Cow Urine (Telegraph, UK)

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Aug
1

Patent for Nintendo’s vibrating Wii Saddle – fun for all the kids!

This was supposedly designed for a Nintendo Wii riding simulation. (Or maybe a Wii potty training tool? “First Years Wii Doodie” Maybe?) Who hasn’t wanted to ride a vibrating virtual horse in “Zelda”, or the speeder from “Star Wars”?  I’m sure hormone enraged adolescents will love the new contraption.  And parents everywhere will face a new addiction problem related to video games.  This looks like the next “Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick”

This patent was found in the European Patent database. The pictures are surprisingly entertaining.  I hope this never makes it to the market.  We’ll never get the kids off the Wii.

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One of the other Nintendo patents referenced for the “Wii Saddle” states in it’s description.

“The mammillated surface aids in preventing slippage of the balls during such types of wet play with multiple players.”

We didn’t make this up, check description yourself.  These patent writers have GOT to be cracking up laughing when they’re writing this stuff.  Or Continue Reading…

Aug
2

Single guys over 30 who love cats are weird – Keep your children close

Ever since I can remember, I’ve always noticed something about  guys and cats.  Any guy over thirty that lives alone and loves cats……..is either creepy or gay.  Why this is I don’t know.  But, I’ve compiled a small collection of pictures and video that I think illustrate my point perfectly.

Sometimes you can judge a book by it cover.  And when it comes to single dudes that own cats…….it’s a very odd book.  And probably a book you wouldn’t want to leave your children alone with.

In addition to the wonderful pictures above, I found a couple of websites  attempting to portray the ownership of cats as a masculine activity.  Haha!    And I found the keyboard cat video. Continue Reading…