Aug
0

Baby Thugs, Proud Parents and Real Pics from the Ghettosphere

I put this collection of photos up at first thinking that this would be a funny post……but now I feel a tad guilty.  Sure some of the pics are  funny, but kind of in a sad ‘humanity is totally effed’ sort of way.  If it pisses you off, or makes you depressed; I do not apologize.  This is real.    Thank you Dan Goodman over at GhettoMyspace.net for collecting all these ridiculously awesome but sad pictures.  They’re real and collected from various social networking sites.  (MySpace, Facebook, Global Grind, Digg etc.)

Yeah.....who wants to be a stupid lawyer or doctor anyway!

For more from this collection, see the Gallery below……… Continue Reading…

Aug
0

1 Foot Gopher Moat Will Not Contain a Bear

Wait wait, ……a 1 foot gopher moat will not contain a bear?

Russian Scientists have proven that Gophers can only look dramatic.   Harassing bears with water ditches is not in the gopher’s natural task list.  Gophers are far better at getting millions of Youtube hits, destroying landscaping and ‘ridin’ dirty’.

dramatic gopher gif

To see just what the heck we’re talking about, see the Wonder Twins gopher moat video……. Continue Reading…

Aug
0

Facebook Girl Gravity Fail

If you’re feeling down or depressed about the current state of humanity……read no further!  This may make you sad sad panda.


Dumb Girl on Facebook gravity fail

Jessica joins the ranks of 1400's era education. Now she'll have to figure out how Columbus made it to that far a distant land (America) with out going over the edge.

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Aug
0

Best Gangsta FAIL Pics

A Small Collection of Gangsta Fail pics.  Keepin’ it real………..real dumb.

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Jul
0

Doody Family Faggot Lovers

I really wish I could make this one up. At first I thought it was a spoof BBC site but it appears to be on the proper domain.

“The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”

The Doody family

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

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Jun
0

Scratch and Sniff Farm Animal Stickers

Oddly enough, and to the surprise of anyone who has ever smelled a farm animal; these stickers do not smell like poop.  Nor do they smell like Dave after a long night of drinking.

Picture of Scratch and sniff farm animal stickers

Apparently, farm animals smell like baby powder?

I found these in a educational supply store in Escazu, Costa Rica.  Talk about mis-education of the youth. Continue Reading…

Jan
1

Doodie Sanchez Shirt is Family Friendly

It's not dirty.....promise.

Doodiepants.com is tired of  getting all these comments about this shirt being inappropriate or pornographic.  What a Joke.  It has the word ‘Doodie’ in it and we like Mexicans……..Boom a shirt was made.  That seems like a good enough reason to me to make a shirt.   This  “Doodie Sanchez” shirt is in no way related to the phrase “Dirty Sanchez” or “Stinky Hitler”.    Shame on you!

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Jan
5

Macho Man Randy Savage Rap Album Review and Video

Yes, Macho Man Randy Savage did come out with a rap album.  The Rumors are true! It was released in 2003. Some sellers online have it for sale for over $100.  It’s an auto classic I suppose.  I found this ridiculously awesome review it on Amazon.com.  I still can’t stop laughing.

Just in case you need a little more of the Macho Man, check out the classic WWF wrestling trash talk compilation video at the bottom.

A Life Changing Musical Experience


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Randy Macho Man Savage’s excursion into the hip-hop arena represents an pivotal moment for American culture and civilization. In creating his recording, “Be A Man”, Savage throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.

Savage manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consistent approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesizing elements of American popular culture such as wrestling and hip hop. In Sartre’s existentialist tradition, Macho utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to re-validate and giving meaning to what had become a meager existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence. Continue Reading…

Dec
0

Tiger Woods Photo Emerges after Counseling Session with Wife

Just goes to show, no matter what you have in a marriage and in life, the grass is always greener on the other side.

This time the green grasses were a few club chics named Rachel Uchitel, Jaimie Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Kamile Moquin, Cori Rist, and or Mindy Lawton.   Wow…..Tiger put that putter away!

tiger reconciliation

What no driver?

Tiger Woods has Doodiepants.

2 brown stars being a complete toolbag to you wife and kids.

2 brown stars for being a complete toolbag to your wife and kids.

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Sep
3

Ultimate Knight Rider Intro Redo

Knight Rider. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

Any of you ever owned one of the Knight Rider Big Wheels growing up?  Well, I did.  This video perfectly translates Continue Reading…