“The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

“The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.

The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.

The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.”

Apparently, farm animals smell like baby powder?

I found these in a educational supply store in Escazu, Costa Rica.  Talk about mis-education of the youth.

Imagine a kids first visit to a a livestock farm…..what a let down.

“Mommy, these things smell like straight Doodie.”

It's not dirty.....promise.

Doodiepants.com is tired of  getting all these comments about this shirt being inappropriate or pornographic.  What a Joke.  It has the word ‘Doodie’ in it and we like Mexicans……..Boom a shirt was made.  That seems like a good enough reason to me to make a shirt.   This  “Doodie Sanchez” shirt is in no way related to the phrase “Dirty Sanchez” or “Stinky Hitler”.    Shame on you!

Buy this shirt by clicking on it.

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Just in case you need a little more of the Macho Man, check out the classic WWF wrestling trash talk compilation video at the bottom.

A Life Changing Musical Experience

Randy Macho Man Savage’s excursion into the hip-hop arena represents an pivotal moment for American culture and civilization. In creating his recording, “Be A Man”, Savage throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.

Savage manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consistent approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesizing elements of American popular culture such as wrestling and hip hop. In Sartre’s existentialist tradition, Macho utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to re-validate and giving meaning to what had become a meager existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence.

Examples of this new paradigm of human expression abound in this oeuvre. From the cd cover photo, which shows Mr. Macho manipulating the chains which symbolize the possibility of humanity’s ability to break away from the chains of oppression that enslave us all and prevent us from leading a truly meaningful existence, to his aptly named title track, “Be A Man” which utilizes his rivalry with Hulk Hogan as a metaphor for the conflict between a superficial and unfulfilling material existence and a meaningful and rich human spiritual existence. This truly is a paradigmatic change that T. Kuhn would find exemplary.

This is a seminal must for any one’s artistic recordings collection, for it is destined to be a classic and the topic of scholarly and intellectual discussions for quite some time.

Five stars is not enough to show the importance of this recording. Perhap all the stars in the Ursa Major constellation would be more fitting.

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“Woman you don’t know when ta shut up do you?  Slap yer face and put ya against the wall!”

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Just goes to show, no matter what you have in a marriage and in life, the grass is always greener on the other side.

This time the green grasses were a few club chics named Rachel Uchitel, Jaimie Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Kamile Moquin, Cori Rist, and or Mindy Lawton.   Wow…..Tiger put that putter away!

What no driver?

Tiger Woods has Doodiepants.

2 brown stars for being a complete toolbag to your wife and kids.

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Any of you ever owned one of the Knight Rider Big Wheels growing up?  Well, I did.  This video perfectly translates the feelings I used to feel when I was 5 years old riding it in circles on the driveway.  Pure nostalgia……………

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I’m the voice of the Knight Industries Two Thousand‘s microprocessor. K-I-T-T for easy reference, K.I.T.T. if you prefer.

Knight Rider Soundboard

David Hasselhoff....thumbs up with wiener touch.

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I don’t care how you say it.  Naming your store “RAPE” is a terrible marketing idea.  I couldn’t resist taking a picture.   I like how the girl is there smiling “La dee da, folding pants at the rape store. Hey, why is that gringo taking pictures of me?”.

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It's ok.....look they put an accent mark at the end.

We found this place is San Jose, Costa Rica.  I really wanted to go in there but then got scared at the last second.   Kinda had a prison flashback.  Horrible……

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Maybe this is the same owner that runs the Ramdass Pharmacy in DC?

It's a real pain in the butt to shop here.

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MCFAIL, Sometime life is predetermined.  Parents, be careful what you name your kids.

Article from the Telegraph.co.uk :

HINDU nationalists in India have launched a marketing exercise to promote cow’s urine as a health cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer.

The urine, which is being sold under the label “Gift of the Cow”, is being enthusiastically promoted by the government of Gujarat, one of three states in India dominated by Hindu nationalists.

Gift From the God’s : Bottled Cow Urine (Telegraph, UK)

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Move over Coca Cola, Cow Urine Soft Drink of Choice Sputterpop.com Article

Wikipedia Article on Urine Therapy

http://www.cowurine.com/

I just hope Christians don’t follow suit, that’ll be all three major world religions drinking pee.

Proverbs  5:15

Drink water from your own cistern

and running water from your own well.

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