A simple yet elegant shirt paying homage to Inigo Montoya from the movie “The Princess Bride” and his famous line.
“My Name is Enigo Montoya, You killed my father, prepare to die.”
Ahh, to be a college freshman– universally reviled and derided. You can’t get into parties, your friends are people you meet by chance in the dining hall, and even internet memes mock your valued period of self discovery.
In honor of that sordid time, here is a collection of well known cliches of being a college freshman. The meme takes a stock photo of a hopeless UNH freshman and throws on text, such as “Hangs 20 Beer Signs In Dorm… Only Ever Tasted Miller Lite” Ridiculousness begins……
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Everyone poops in this Japanese import book written by Taro Gomi for children. Readers are informed on page one that “an elephant makes a big poop, a mouse makes a tiny poop.” Later on, they are told that it comes in different shapes, colors, and smells, and that, depending on who is doing it, it is done in different places. The summarizing statement is that “all living things eat, so everyone poops.” However, there is never any explanation offered as to why. Overall, the text is merely a series of rather dull pictures of back ends of people on toilets and animals, with captions identifying them and occasionally posing questions such as “What does a whale’s poop look like?” (No answer is provided.) There is even a little joke: “A one hump camel makes a one hump poop. And a two hump camel makes a two hump poop. Just kidding.”
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We never got this much freedom with science fair projects when I as a kid. Oh the times is changin.
What won't a whore do? This project is dumb. A.D.D. kid agrees.
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Here’s a small collection of quotes with pics from “Ghetto Hikes” on Twitter. Apparently these are quotes collected from guy with a full-time job leading urban kids on nature hikes. He’s write down the crazy stuff they say.
The last two with the Doodiepants.com logo are ours. Send in your ghetto hike quote or picture if you wish and I’ll add it to the mix if it’s good.
Economic arguments from generations ago play out before our eyes. The original debate between Friedrich August von Hayek and John Maynard Keynes has shaped US economic policy for the last century. Truly free markets…..or Government managed “Boom and Bust Cycles”. The entire debate can be seen in this incredibly informative rap battle between Hayek and Keynes. Get your smart on….
Politicians in Washington were quick to blame the free market that Hayek believed in for creating the boom and bust that has led to the recession that we are currently living in. Continue Reading…
It’s only appropriate that we make fun of cultural stereotypes at the expense of those that are subject to them. Yay!
Offensive?……..could be. The ordinary Muslim guy meme deserves a shirt as well. I’m workin’ on it.
Check out the rest of this shallow offensive politically incorrect collection of funny…..
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Yahoo Answers has now become the ultimate collected display of human ignorance(and humor). While some of the questions are so outlandish, they border on fake, my assumption is that a majority of them are the result of poorly educated adolescents and overly medicated housewives. Doodiepants.com has painstakingly collected some of the most ridiculous and funny questions posted on Yahoo’s site over the last few years.
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Mastering the Art of Toolshed
Enter Rodrigo Ferraz, possibly the most self centered youtuber since that Asians in the library girl from UCLA. The extremity of his delusion is unhindered by the fact that he is bashed repeatedly every video he’s posted. He continues posting videos of himself dancing rapping, rubbing his man boob pec things and sending out special messages to the chicas. Rodrigo is obviously a user of Synthol; an oil that is injected into your muscle tissue to make your muscle appear larger. In many cases, extreme Synthol can make fake muscles appear outta nowhere(his shoulders). I posted a couple of his videos. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. The first video could possibly ruin your day but the 2nd video is a fake translation of one of his home workout tips videos that might make up for it. Especially since he does standing incline pushups and uses 12lb weights…….Enjoy…..
Below is a workout video with a ‘special translation’ for those who can’t understand what the hell this peanut-headed primate is saying. Continue Reading…
Our Facebook page is finally up and going. Robot Unicorn Attack is the first large album, comprising nearly a hundred random funny pics, internet meme’s, and disturbing photos. Be sure and like the Doodiepants.com’s FB Page while you’re there.
You haven’t had enough……. Continue Reading…
Boner Softener
Katherine Heigl is taking an unconventional, humorous approach to help spread the message about spaying and neutering.
The animal-loving actress stars in a new PSA (which is not suitable for children), produced by Funny or Die, for the recently launched site IHateBalls.com, in which she jokes that the real reason she’s such an advocate for spaying and neutering animals is because she simply hates “terrible, terrible testicles.”
The PSA delivers a humorous take on a very serious issue and features some of Heigl’s furry friend and a brief cameo by her husband, musician Josh Kelley.
“Launching this campaign is hopefully the type of out-of-the-box thinking we need to heighten awareness of the devastating problem, and sound the alarm that we can save many lives by simply spaying/neutering pets. Hate balls, fix pets, save lives. It’s just that simple,” Heigl said in a statement. All net proceeds from the sale of “I Hate Balls” merchandise will go to the Jason Debus Heigl Foundation
This is quite a step for Katherine. I never knew she was this cocky. This ad drives me nuts. She totally sacked her fans with this ridiculously ballsy PSA. Here’s a gallery of her pictures below if you’re a fan. Continue Reading…
You may have heard the famous “World of Warcraft” YouTube video “The Internet is For Porn” based on the “Avenue Q” musical. This video rehash uses Sesame Street Characters and is so well done I absolutely had to post it.
I wonder if the cookie monster deletes his cookies after looking at porn?
If you’re curious about the statistics on this mainstream secret………below are stats on search terms, usage, countries, industry, surveys etc. It’s pretty much true, according to world internet usage stats Continue Reading…
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