Yes its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangta gets beat up by an old dude. Thugs need to learn respect old man strength. Epic Beard Man possesses this strength. At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to “Bring da Amber Lamps”. Not quit sure why he wants Amber Lamps at a time like this. I think he probably need a towel to wipe up. He’s bleeding his toolshed blood everywhere. I love public transportation. Bus fights were always the best part about taking to public bus to school.
This is amazing. I never realized that Mormons had their own little space science fiction drama. It’s almost as bad as the Scientology story we posted a few months ago except for no space-planes. The video we’ve posted below, tells the rough story of Mormonism and their ancient galactic history. Sadly the church doesn’t seem to talk much about the “early Gods” anymore, which is a shame because the story sounds awesome. They should make an Xbox 360 game out of it where you can beam in like “Mormon Jesus” kick butt and earn cool Mormon artifacts(that never existed). It’s all pretty ridiculous and entertaining but……there is one small part in the cartoon about some wiley people getting cursed with black skin. Uh-oh.
I hear ya knockin
Watch the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints video below. You’ll flip….. Continue Reading…
You all remember Debo from the movie “Friday” right? Well, if you’re under 30 years old you may not know that Tommy “Debo” Lister was also famous for his character “Zeus” in the WWF after appearing in Hulk Hogan’s movie “No Holds Barred“. I found some pretty odd clips of Tommy Lister; including one of him with the famous Christian televangelist Benny Hinn and an odd interview about his recent movie “Lean Like a Cholo”. Tommy Lister also has an interesting new‘Jesus is my gangsta’ style ministry.
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See All of Debo’s odd videos and appearances after the Jump Continue Reading…
Don’t let anyone tell you things like this only happen in the movies. Here’s proof that you really can shoot the guns out of people’s hand. Catching bullets in your mouth and some of the Remo Williams tricks are still up for debate.
A military sniper team aiding local law enforcement shot the pistol out of this suidical man’s hands. The man was likely distraught due to recent news related to something fitting his stereotype. Continue Reading…
Why is President Barack Obama considered Black by mainstream media? Why is there even a White\Black line when here are an infinite number of skin tones? Is there a racial draft of some sort like on the Dave Chappelle Show? I understand that he is the first US president with African heritage and that is significant considering the history of Africans in the US over the last 200 years, but……if his mother was a light shade of beige and his father was brown; what makes him black?
There seems to be some arbitrary line you cross that makes you part of the black or white community. Here’s an article in the Orlando Sentinel about the “One Drop Rule”. It appears that most of the US unconsciously follow this “One Drop Rule”. With the recent debacle involving Harry Reid and his Obama Negro comments, this issue seems quite appropriate.
Hooray for the first lightly brown colored President of the United States.
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Yes, Macho Man Randy Savage did come out with a rap album. The Rumors are true! It was released in 2003. Some sellers online have it for sale for over $100. It’s an auto classic I suppose. I found this ridiculously awesome review it on Amazon.com. I still can’t stop laughing.
Just in case you need a little more of the Macho Man, check out the classic WWF wrestling trash talk compilation video at the bottom.
Randy Macho Man Savage’s excursion into the hip-hop arena represents an pivotal moment for American culture and civilization. In creating his recording, “Be A Man”, Savage throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.
Savage manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consistent approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesizing elements of American popular culture such as wrestling and hip hop. In Sartre’s existentialist tradition, Macho utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to re-validate and giving meaning to what had become a meager existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence. Continue Reading…
If you’ve watched Fox News for any period of time, you soon realize that nearly every female personality employed by them is super hot. It’s as if Fox News said, “People like to look at beautiful people. Why not hire only beautiful people?” This makes sound sense to me and according to their ratings; it’s working well. CNN also has their own band of news babes and MSNBC has a few, but I guess I’ve never noticed them. The only girls I ever seem catch on there are short haired ‘man haters’ and that Pentagon correspondent Barbara Star. They must keep the others locked up in the back room most of the time.
Fox News’ hot to ugly airtime ratio blows everyone else away. Once again the Marketing 101 adage rings true: “Sex Sells”.
The “Charlie Brown Christmas” cartoon that we all know and love with has flipped over to a new tradition. In a moment of questioning his Christian faith and with the help of towel headed prison convert Linus, Charlie Brown finds ‘the path’ via Islam. Watch out for the explosive ending!
He may be a spoiled little punk in need of a throat punch, but he is correct…..bacon is good for you. Just ask your cardiologist, I’m sure he\she’ll agree.
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Watch the Full Wife Swap Episode S5 E18 after the jump: Continue Reading…
This past Saturday, 5 December 2009, Pepsi sponsored a concert series in Uganda known as the Chamuka Keys Finale, where a Jamaican dancehall artist known as Beenie Man performed. At the concert, reports from the Ugandan news outlet, “The Monitor” document that Beenie Man performed a song where he called for gay men to have their throats slit. Add this to songs previously released by Beenie Man where he calls for LGBT’s (gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender) to be executed, and for lesbians to be hung to death.
Mind you that a bill is currently being debated that would institute the death penalty for some members of the Ugandan LGBT population. Those that aren’t sentenced to death would be subject to prison terms and severe fines, solely because of their sexual orientation.
How Ironic is this Commercial……..?
Time for a bit more due diligence in your affiliations Pepsi. It’s understood that you probably had no idea that this concert was even going on, but you gotta get a handle on this.