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		<title>Who Is Leroy Jenkins?  The Man Revealed</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you don&#8217;t know who Leroy Jenkins is&#8230;&#8230;.this viral &#8220;World of Warcraft&#8221; video took the internet by storm a few years ago.  Here&#8217;s the original Leroy Jenkins video. Leeroy Jenkins &#8211; Free videos are just a click away Here&#8217;s the real Leroy Jenkins In Person &#8211; Interview Video Leeroy Jenkins Interview &#8211; Watch more Funny [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>If you don&#8217;t know who Leroy Jenkins is&#8230;&#8230;.this viral &#8220;World of Warcraft&#8221; video took the internet by storm a few years ago.  Here&#8217;s the original Leroy Jenkins video.</h3>
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1468252/leeroy_jenkins/">Leeroy Jenkins</a> &#8211; <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">Free videos are just a click away</a></span></p>
<h3>Here&#8217;s the real Leroy Jenkins In Person<span id="more-3694"></span> &#8211; Interview Video</h3>
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Leeroy-Jenkins-Interview-352074.html" target="_blank">Leeroy Jenkins Interview</a> &#8211; Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></span></p>
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<h3>Here&#8217;s  remake made by some Airforce Guys</h3>
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<h3>The Leroy Jenkin Techno Remix</h3>
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<h3>Leroy Jenkins ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!</h3>
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		<title>Bring Da Amber Lamps &#8211; Epic Beard Man&#8217;s Old Man Strength</title>
		<link>http://doodiepants.com/2010/02/17/amber-lamps-epic-beard-mans-ac-transit-bus-fight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangta gets beat up by an old dude.  Thugs need to learn respect old man strength.  Epic Beard Man possesses this strength.   At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to  &#8220;Bring da Amber Lamps&#8221;.  Not quit sure [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Yes its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangta gets beat up by an old dude.  Thugs need to learn respect old man strength.  Epic Beard Man possesses this strength.   At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to  &#8220;Bring da Amber Lamps&#8221;.  Not quit sure why he wants Amber Lamps at a time like this.  I think he probably need a towel to wipe up.  He&#8217;s bleeding his toolshed blood everywhere.   I love public transportation.  Bus fights were always the best part about taking to public bus to school.</p>
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<p>&#8220;AC Transit Bus Fight&#8221; and &#8220;Amber Lamps&#8221; it&#8217;ll be interesting to watch this go viral.  Encyclopediadramatica.com already has an article on this in less than 24 hours.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man" target="_blank">http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man</a></strong></p>
<p>The internet is amazing sometimes.</p>
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		<title>Where Black Folks Came From and Other Fun Mormon Tales</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is amazing.  I never realized that Mormons had their own little space science fiction drama.  It&#8217;s almost as bad as the Scientology story we posted a few months ago except for no space-planes.  The video we&#8217;ve posted below, tells the rough story of Mormonism and their ancient galactic history.  Sadly the church doesn&#8217;t seem [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is amazing.   I never realized that <a class="zem_slink" title="The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" rel="homepage" href="http://www.lds.org">Mormons</a> had their own little space science fiction drama.  It&#8217;s almost as bad as the <a title="Scientology – An Intro – Courtesy of Southpark and Doodiepants.com" href="http://doodiepants.com/2009/08/09/scientology-doodiepants-southpark/" target="_blank">Scientology story</a> we posted a few months ago except for no space-planes.  The <strong>video</strong> we&#8217;ve posted below, tells the rough story of Mormonism and their ancient galactic history.  Sadly the church doesn&#8217;t seem to talk much about the &#8220;early Gods&#8221; anymore, which is a shame because the story sounds awesome.    They should make an <a class="zem_slink" title="Xbox 360" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_360">Xbox 360</a> game out of it where you can beam in like &#8220;Mormon Jesus&#8221;  kick butt and earn cool Mormon artifacts(that never existed).  It&#8217;s all pretty ridiculous and entertaining but&#8230;&#8230;<em><strong>there is one small part in the cartoon about some wiley people getting cursed with black skin. Uh-oh.<br />
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<div id="attachment_3752" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 260px"><a href="http://doodiepants.com/2010/01/22/where-black-folks-came-from-and-other-fun-mormon-tales/"><img class="size-full wp-image-3752 " title="mormons" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mormons.png" alt="Mormons" width="250" height="250" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I hear ya knockin</p></div>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Watch the Mormon <span class="zem_slink">Church of Latter Day Saints</span> video below.  You&#8217;ll flip&#8230;..<span id="more-3747"></span></strong></p>
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<p><strong>I&#8217;m still kinda sad that those damn dark skinned ones had to be such  fence sitters and couldn&#8217;t be valiant and righteous like the light  skinned ones.   Oh Well&#8230;&#8230;now they&#8217;re cursed with blackness forever.   Shenanigans!</strong></p>
<h3><strong>A few Quotes From the Source:<br />
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<p>&#8220;&#8230;cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing&#8230;the Lord God did cause a skin of BLACKNESS to come upon them (<a class="zem_slink" title="Book of Mormon" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Mormon">Book of Mormon</a> <a class="zem_slink" title="Second Book of Nephi" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Book_of_Nephi">2 Nephi</a> 5:21)&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;And . . . they were a mixture of all the seed of Adam save it was the seed of Cain, for the seed of Cain were black, and had not place among them (<a class="zem_slink" title="Pearl of Great Price (Mormonism)" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_of_Great_Price_%28Mormonism%29">Pearl of Great Price</a> Moses 7:22).&#8221;</p>
<p>1947 the <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a class="zem_slink" title="First Presidency" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Presidency">First Presidency</a></span> (supreme council) of the Church issued  an  Official Statement: &#8220;From the days of the <a class="zem_slink" title="Joseph Smith, Jr." rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith%2C_Jr.">Prophet Joseph Smith</a> even   until now, it has been the doctrine of the Church, never questioned by   Church leaders, that the Negroes are not entitled to the full blessings   of the Gospel.&#8221; (Statement of The First Presidency on the Negro   Question, July 17 1947, quoted in Mormonism and the Negro, pp.46-7)</p>
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<h3><strong>Also, if you don&#8217;t believe us about the &#8220;special Mormon underwear&#8221;, Google it.</strong></h3>
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		<title>Strange Places You Might Find Tommy Lister aka Debo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Caleb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You all remember Debo from the movie &#8220;Friday&#8221; right?  Well, if you&#8217;re under 30 years old you may not know that Tommy &#8220;Debo&#8221; Lister was also famous for his character &#8220;Zeus&#8221;  in the WWF after appearing in Hulk Hogan&#8216;s movie &#8220;No Holds Barred&#8220;.  I found some pretty odd clips of Tommy Lister; including one of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You all remember Debo from the movie &#8220;Friday&#8221; right?  Well, if you&#8217;re under 30 years old you may not know that Tommy &#8220;Debo&#8221; Lister was also famous for his character &#8220;Zeus&#8221;  in the <a class="zem_slink" title="World Wrestling Entertainment" rel="homepage" href="http://www.wwe.com/">WWF</a> after appearing in <a class="zem_slink" title="Hulk Hogan" rel="homepage" href="http://HulkHogan.com/">Hulk Hogan</a>&#8216;s movie &#8220;<a class="zem_slink" title="No Holds Barred" rel="imdb" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097987/">No Holds Barred</a>&#8220;.   I found some pretty odd clips of Tommy Lister; including one of him with the famous Christian televangelist <a class="zem_slink" title="Benny Hinn" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Hinn">Benny Hinn</a> and an odd interview about his recent movie &#8220;Lean Like a Cholo&#8221;.   Tommy Lister also has an  interesting new<strong> </strong>&#8216;Jesus is my gangsta&#8217; style ministry.</p>
<p><a href="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tommy-lister-debo.jpg" rel="shadowbox[post-3559];player=img;"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-3709" title="tommy lister debo" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tommy-lister-debo-250x300.jpg" alt="Tommy Lister Debo" width="222" height="266" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Tommy-lister-debo-zeus-wwf.jpg" rel="shadowbox[post-3559];player=img;"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-3712" title="Tommy lister debo zeus wwf" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Tommy-lister-debo-zeus-wwf-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="254" height="264" /></a></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"> </span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffffff;"><strong>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>See All of Debo&#8217;s odd videos and appearances after the Jump<span id="more-3559"></span></strong></p>
<h3 style="text-align: left;"><strong>Debo With <a class="zem_slink" title="Randy Savage" rel="homepage" href="http://www.machoman.com">Macho Man Randy Savage</a> (As &#8220;Zeus&#8221;)</strong></h3>
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<h3><strong>Tommy &#8220;Tiny&#8221; Lister on his recent movie &#8220;Lean Like a Cholo&#8221;</strong></h3>
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<h3><strong>Debo (Tommy Lister) Praying With Bennie Hinn</strong></h3>
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<h3><strong>Tommy Lister&#8217;s Christian Gangsta Ministry</strong></h3>
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<p><strong>Tommy Lister&#8217;s Movies:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><em><a title="1st &amp; Ten (HBO TV series)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_%26_Ten_%28HBO_TV_series%29">1st &amp; Ten</a></em> (1984) &#8211; Otis</li>
<li><em><a title="Runaway Train (film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runaway_Train_%28film%29">Runaway Train</a></em> (1985) &#8211; Jackson</li>
<li><em><a title="Blue City (film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_City_%28film%29">Blue City</a></em> (<a title="1986 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1986_in_film">1986</a>) &#8211; Tiny</li>
<li><em><a title="Armed and Dangerous (1986 film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armed_and_Dangerous_%281986_film%29">Armed and Dangerous</a></em> (1986) &#8211; Bruno</li>
<li><em><a title="8 Million Ways To Die (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=8_Million_Ways_To_Die&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">8 Million Ways To Die</a></em> (1986) &#8211; Nose Guard</li>
<li><em><a title="Beverly Hills Cop II" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverly_Hills_Cop_II">Beverly Hills Cop II</a></em> (<a title="1987 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1987_in_film">1987</a>) &#8211; Orvis</li>
<li><em><a title="Extreme Prejudice (film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_Prejudice_%28film%29">Extreme Prejudice</a></em> (1987) &#8211; Monday</li>
<li><em><a title="Prison (1988 film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_%281988_film%29">Prison</a></em> (<a title="1988 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_in_film">1988</a>) &#8211; Tiny</li>
<li><em><a title="No Holds Barred" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Holds_Barred">No Holds Barred</a></em> (<a title="1989 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_in_film">1989</a>) &#8211; Zeus</li>
<li><em>Think Big</em> (1989) &#8211; &#8216;Z&#8217;</li>
<li><em><a title="Homer and Eddie (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Homer_and_Eddie&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">Homer and Eddie</a></em> (1989) &#8211; Man in Bar with Gun</li>
<li><em><a title="Talkin Dirty After Dark (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talkin_Dirty_After_Dark&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">Talkin Dirty After Dark</a></em> (1991)- Big</li>
<li><em><a title="Trespass (film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trespass_%28film%29">Trespass</a></em> (<a title="1992 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_in_film">1992</a>) &#8211; Cletus</li>
<li><em><a title="Universal Soldier (1992 film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Soldier_%281992_film%29">Universal Soldier</a></em> (<a title="1992 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_in_film">1992</a>) &#8211; GR55</li>
<li><em><a title="Posse (1993 film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_%281993_film%29">Posse</a></em> (1993) &#8211; Obobo</li>
<li><em><a title="Meteor Man" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meteor_Man">Meteor Man</a></em> (1993) &#8211; Digit</li>
<li><em><a title="Men of War (film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_of_War_%28film%29">Men of War</a></em> &#8211; Jojob</li>
<li><em><a title="The Set-Up (1995 film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Set-Up_%281995_film%29">The Set-Up</a> &#8211; Leon</em></li>
<li><em><a title="Friday (film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_%28film%29">Friday</a></em> (<a title="1995 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_in_film">1995</a>) &#8211; Deebo</li>
<li><em><a title="The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fresh_Prince_of_Bel-Air">The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air</a></em> (1995) &#8211; Uncredited</li>
<li><em><a title="Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Things_to_Do_in_Denver_When_You%27re_Dead">Things to Do in Denver When You&#8217;re Dead</a></em> (1995) &#8211; House</li>
<li><em><a title="Phat Beach" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phat_Beach">Phat Beach</a></em> (1996) &#8211; Tiny</li>
<li><em><a title="The Fifth Element" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fifth_Element">The Fifth Element</a></em> (<a title="1997 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_in_film">1997</a>) &#8211; President Lindberg</li>
<li><em><a title="Jackie Brown (film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Brown_%28film%29">Jackie Brown</a></em> (1997) &#8211; Winston</li>
<li><em><a title="Gang Related" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_Related">Gang Related</a></em> (1997) &#8211; Cutlass Supreme</li>
<li><em><a title="The Players Club" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Players_Club">The Players Club</a></em> (1998) &#8211; XL</li>
<li><em><a title="I Got the Hook Up" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Got_the_Hook_Up">I Got the Hook Up</a></em> (1998) &#8211; T-Lay</li>
<li><em><a title="Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wishmaster_2:_Evil_Never_Dies">Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies</a></em> (1999) &#8211; Prison Guard</li>
<li><em><a title="Judgment Day (film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_Day_%28film%29">Judgment Day</a></em> (<a title="1999 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_in_film">1999</a>) &#8211; Brother Clarence</li>
<li><em><a title="Circus (2000 film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circus_%282000_film%29">Circus</a></em> (2000) &#8211; Moose</li>
<li><em><a title="Next Friday" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_Friday">Next Friday</a></em> (2000) &#8211; Deebo</li>
<li><em><a title="Little Nicky (film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Nicky_%28film%29">Little Nicky</a></em> (2000) &#8211; Cassius</li>
<li><em><a title="The Wash" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wash">The Wash</a></em> (<a title="2001 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_in_film">2001</a>) &#8211; Bear</li>
<li><em><a title="The Duo (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Duo&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">The Duo</a></em> (2001) &#8211; Tiny Lister, Jr</li>
<li><em><a title="Austin Powers in Goldmember" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_Powers_in_Goldmember">Austin Powers in Goldmember</a></em> (<a title="2002 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_in_film">2002</a>) &#8211; Prisoner #2</li>
<li><em><a title="Love Chronicles (film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Chronicles_%28film%29">Love Chronicles</a></em> (<a title="2003 in film" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_in_film">2003</a>) &#8211; Alfonso</li>
<li><em><a title="Confidence (2003 film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confidence_%282003_film%29">Confidence</a></em> (2003) &#8211; Harlin</li>
<li><em><a title="Vegas Vampires (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Vegas_Vampires&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">Vegas Vampires</a></em> (2003) &#8211; Andrew Johnson</li>
<li><em><a title="Full Clip" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Clip">Full Clip</a></em> (2004) &#8211; Boomiyay</li>
<li><em><a title="Dracula 3000" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula_3000">Dracula 3000</a></em> (2004) &#8211; Humvee</li>
<li><em><a title="El Padrino (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=El_Padrino&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">El Padrino</a></em> (2004) &#8211; T-Bone</li>
<li><em>Blast</em> (2004) &#8211; Smiley</li>
<li><em><a title="Never Die Alone" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Die_Alone">Never Die Alone</a></em> (2004) &#8211; Rockie</li>
<li><em><a title="My Baby's Daddy" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Baby%27s_Daddy">My Baby&#8217;s Daddy</a></em> (2005) &#8211; Drive-By</li>
<li><em><a title="Santa's Slay" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa%27s_Slay">Santa&#8217;s Slay</a></em> (2005) &#8211; Gas Station Attendant</li>
<li><em>Who Made The Potatoe Salad?</em> (2006) &#8211; Mr. Monster</li>
<li><em><a title="One Night with the King" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Night_with_the_King">One Night with the King</a></em> (2006) &#8211; Hagai</li>
<li><em><a title="Forbidden Fruits (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Forbidden_Fruits&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">Forbidden Fruits</a></em> (2006) &#8211; Jade</li>
<li><em><a title="Saul of the Mole Men" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_of_the_Mole_Men">Saul of the Mole Men</a></em> (2007) &#8211; John Henry (voice)</li>
<li><em><a title="The Dark Knight (film)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Knight_%28film%29">The Dark Knight</a></em> (2008) &#8211; Prisoner</li>
<li><em><a title="Monster Ark" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Ark">Monster Ark</a></em> (2008) &#8211; Major Gentry</li>
<li><em><a title="Новая Земля (Novaya Zemlya) (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=%D0%9D%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%8F_%D0%97%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%BB%D1%8F_%28Novaya_Zemlya%29&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">Новая Земля (Novaya Zemlya)</a></em> (2008) &#8211; Sewing Dude</li>
<li><em><a title="Miss B's Hair Salon (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Miss_B%27s_Hair_Salon&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">Miss B&#8217;s Hair Salon</a></em> (2008) &#8211; Mr. Biggs</li>
<li><em><a title="Super Capers" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Capers">Super Capers</a></em> (2009) &#8211; Sarge</li>
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		<title>Military Sniper Ends Skinny Redneck&#8217;s Pity Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t let anyone tell you things like this only happen in the movies.  Here&#8217;s proof that you really can shoot the guns out of people&#8217;s hand.  Catching bullets in your mouth and some of the Remo Williams tricks are still up for debate. A military sniper team aiding local law enforcement shot the pistol out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t let anyone tell you things like this only happen in the movies.  Here&#8217;s proof that you really can shoot the guns out of people&#8217;s hand.  Catching bullets in your mouth and some of the <a class="zem_slink" title="The Destroyer (fiction)" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Destroyer_%28fiction%29">Remo Williams</a> tricks are still up for debate.</p>
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<p>A <a class="zem_slink" title="Sniper" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniper">military sniper</a> team aiding local law enforcement shot the pistol out of this suidical man&#8217;s hands.   The man was likely distraught due to recent news related to something fitting his stereotype. <span id="more-3690"></span> I&#8217;m guessing it was negative news about his favorite wrestler in the <a class="zem_slink" title="World Wrestling Entertainment" rel="homepage" href="http://www.wwe.com/">WWE</a> or something related to state fairs, lift kits and or fat women.  Is &#8220;white trash&#8221; still PC?  Oh yeah&#8230;&#8230;I don&#8217;t care.</p>
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		<title>Barack Obama is Not Black</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is President Barack Obama considered Black by mainstream media?  Why is there even a White\Black line when here are an infinite number of skin tones?   Is there a racial draft of some sort like on the Dave Chappelle Show?   I understand that he is the first US president with African heritage and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is President <a class="zem_slink" title="Barack Obama" rel="homepage" href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/">Barack Obama</a> considered Black by mainstream media?  Why is there even a White\Black line when here are an infinite number of skin tones?   Is there a racial draft of some sort like on the Dave Chappelle Show?   I understand that he is the first US president with African heritage and that is significant considering the history of Africans in the US over the last 200 years, but&#8230;&#8230;if his mother was a light shade of beige and his father was brown; what makes him black?</p>
<p>There seems to be some arbitrary line you cross that makes you part of the black or white community.  Here&#8217;s an <a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/opinion/os-ed-eugene-robinson-011210-20100111,0,3818176.column" target="_blank">article in the Orlando Sentinel about the &#8220;One Drop Rule&#8221;</a>.  It appears that most of the US unconsciously follow this &#8220;One Drop Rule&#8221;.  With the recent debacle involving <a class="zem_slink" title="Harry Reid" rel="homepage" href="http://reid.senate.gov/">Harry Reid</a> and his <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/01/12/coalition-supporting-reid-negro-remark-starts-crack/" target="_blank">Obama Negro comments</a>, this issue seems quite appropriate.</p>
<p>Hooray for the first lightly brown colored President of the United States.</p>
<p><strong>See the &#8220;Racial Draft&#8221; Video and more of this post after the Jump.</strong><span id="more-3643"></span></p>
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<p><strong>The Dave Chappelle Show &#8220;Racial Draft&#8221; skit illustrates my point well:</strong></p>
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<strong>Obama is not a Black Person</strong><br />
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<blockquote><p><em>Many people insist that Obama is a <a class="zem_slink" title="Racism" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism">racist</a>. That he is a &#8220;black man&#8221; who hates white people.<br />
There is a problem with that argument: Obama is not black.<br />
He is biracial. Why is everyone so stupid? We do not get the choose one race for a person who is 2 races. He is not even predominantly black.<br />
He is not &#8220;a <a class="zem_slink" title="Black people" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_people">black person</a>&#8220;</em></p>
<p><em>In the past, there was a &#8220;One Drop Rule&#8221; and it meant that anyone with a known black ancestor was considered black under the law. It did not matter whether a person was 5% black. He was black under the One Drop Rule.<br />
This was a political fabrication in response to a need for manual labor. The USA needed laborers. This &#8220;law&#8221; was fabricated in order for more people to be considered legally black. This would include the redhead who is 95% white. A purely political agenda.</em></p>
<p><em>It was unscientific then.<br />
And it is unscientific now.</em></p>
<p><em>We are in 2008. The One Drop Rule needs to be eradicated in favor of more scientifically sound reasoning.</em></p>
<p><em>Obama is not a redhead with a 5% black ancestry. But he is not, by any means, &#8220;a black person&#8221;.<br />
He is as black as he is white.<br />
He is as white as he is black.<br />
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<p><em>WE DO NOT GET TO CHOOSE WHAT RACE HE IS</em></p>
<p><em>Obama is not &#8220;a black person&#8221;<br />
He will never be &#8220;a black person&#8221;<br />
No matter how much we insist.<br />
That is not how genetics work.</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Macho Man Randy Savage Rap Album Review and Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 22:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, Macho Man Randy Savage did come out with a rap album.  The Rumors are true! It was released in 2003. Some sellers online have it for sale for over $100.  It&#8217;s an auto classic I suppose.  I found this ridiculously awesome review it on Amazon.com.  I still can&#8217;t stop laughing. Just in case you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Yes, <a class="zem_slink" title="Randy Savage" rel="homepage" href="http://www.machoman.com">Macho Man Randy Savage</a> did come out with a rap album.  The Rumors are true! </strong> It was released in 2003. Some sellers online have it for sale for over $100.  It&#8217;s an auto classic I suppose.  I found this ridiculously awesome review it on <a title="Amazon" rel="homepage" href="http://amazon.com/">Amazon.com</a>.  I still can&#8217;t stop laughing.</p>
<p>Just in case you need a little more of the Macho Man, check out the classic <a class="zem_slink" title="World Wrestling Entertainment" rel="homepage" href="http://www.wwe.com/">WWF</a><span class="zem_slink"> wrestling trash talk</span> compilation video at the bottom.</p>
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<div><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Be-Man-Macho-Randy-Savage/dp/B0000CF348" target="_blank"><strong>5.0 out of 5 stars</strong> <strong>AN EXISTENTIAL HEADLOCK TO PARADIGM VICTORY IN THE RAP ARENA</strong></a>, December 22, 2003</div>
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<p><em>Randy Macho Man Savage&#8217;s excursion into the hip-hop arena represents an <strong>pivotal moment for American culture and civilization.</strong> In creating his recording, &#8220;Be A Man&#8221;, Savage throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.</em></p>
<p><em>Savage manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consistent approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesizing elements of American popular culture such as wrestling and hip hop. In Sartre&#8217;s <a class="zem_slink" title="Existentialism" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existentialism">existentialist</a> tradition, Macho utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to re-validate and giving meaning to what had become a meager existence, while at the same time elevating &amp; liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence.<span id="more-3555"></span></em></p>
<p><em>Examples of this new paradigm of human expression abound in this oeuvre. From the cd cover photo, which shows Mr. Macho manipulating the <strong>chains which symbolize the possibility of humanity&#8217;s ability to break away from the chains of oppression that enslave us all and prevent us from leading a truly meaningful existence,</strong> to his aptly named title track, &#8220;Be A Man&#8221; which utilizes his rivalry with <a class="zem_slink" title="Hulk Hogan" rel="imdb" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001356/">Hulk Hogan</a> as a metaphor for the conflict between a superficial and unfulfilling material existence and a meaningful and rich human spiritual existence. This truly is a paradigmatic change that T. Kuhn would find exemplary.</em></p>
<p><em>This is a seminal must for any one&#8217;s artistic recordings collection, for it is destined to be a classic and the topic of scholarly and intellectual discussions for quite some time.</em></p>
<p><strong><em>Five stars is not enough to show the importance of this recording. Perhap all the stars in the Ursa Major constellation would be more fitting.</em></strong></p>
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		<title>Why Fox News&#8217; Ratings are so High</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 19:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;ve watched <a class="zem_slink" title="Fox News Channel" rel="homepage" href="http://www.foxnews.com/">Fox News</a> for any period of time, you soon realize that nearly every female personality employed by them is super hot.  It&#8217;s as if Fox News said,<em> &#8220;People like to look at beautiful people.  Why not hire only beautiful people?&#8221;</em> This makes sound sense to me and according to their ratings; it&#8217;s working well.   <a class="zem_slink" title="CNN" rel="homepage" href="http://www.cnn.com/">CNN</a> also has their own band of news babes and <a class="zem_slink" title="MSNBC" rel="homepage" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/">MSNBC</a> has a few,  but I guess I&#8217;ve never noticed them.   The only girls I ever seem catch on there are short haired &#8216;man haters&#8217; and that Pentagon correspondent Barbara Star.  They must keep the others locked up in the back room most of the time.</p>
<p>Fox News&#8217; hot to ugly airtime ratio blows everyone else away.  Once again the Marketing 101 adage rings true: &#8220;Sex Sells&#8221;.</p>
<p><strong>FOX NEWS BABES</strong> <strong>GALLERY</strong><span id="more-3521"></span><br />

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<p><strong>On top of this, the ratings for Fox News aren&#8217;t the only thing that have been rising on the set.  Pardon me for being mildly retarded, but I had never noticed this until seeing the video below.   Ridiculous</strong><br />
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;Charlie Brown Christmas&#8221; cartoon that we all know and love with has flipped over to a new tradition.  In a moment of questioning his Christian faith and with the help of towel headed prison convert Linus, Charlie Brown finds &#8216;the path&#8217; via Islam.  Watch out for the explosive ending! . MERRY CHRISTMAS! COMMENTS? Related [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The &#8220;Charlie Brown Christmas&#8221; cartoon that we all know and love with has flipped over to a new tradition.  In a moment of questioning his Christian faith and with the help of towel headed prison convert Linus, Charlie Brown finds &#8216;the path&#8217; via Islam.  Watch out for the explosive ending!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[He may be a spoiled little punk in need of a throat punch, but he is correct&#8230;..bacon is good for you.  Just ask your cardiologist, I&#8217;m sure he\she&#8217;ll agree. . . Watch the Full Wife Swap Episode S5 E18 after the jump: . . Here&#8217;s The Onion&#8217;s latest report on bacon (we only use the [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Here&#8217;s <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31222" target="_blank">The Onion&#8217;s</a> latest report on bacon (we only use the most respected sources)</strong><strong>:</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;<a class="zem_slink" title="Rochester, Minnesota" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=44.0234,-92.46295&amp;spn=0.1,0.1&amp;q=44.0234,-92.46295%20%28Rochester%2C%20Minnesota%29&amp;t=h">ROCHESTER, MN</a>—Bacon, long believed to contribute to <a class="zem_slink" title="Cardiac Disease" rel="wikinvest" href="http://www.wikinvest.com/concept/Cardiac_Disease">heart disease</a> and <a class="zem_slink" title="Obesity" rel="wikinvest" href="http://www.wikinvest.com/concept/Obesity">obesity</a>, possesses significant health benefits<img title="More..." src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-includes/js/tinymce/plugins/wordpress/img/trans.gif" alt="" />, according to a study released Monday by Dr. Albert Gruber, the best scientist ever. &#8220;My research has found that three strips of crispy, mouthwatering bacon every morning can actually reduce cholesterol and help slow the aging process,&#8221; the awesome Gruber said. &#8220;What&#8217;s more, the bacon&#8217;s positive effects are enhanced when combined with milk shakes and/or marijuana.&#8221;</p>
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