Sep
0

Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers

These are the worst album cover  favorites.   Heavy metal, black metal, death metal, hair metal, goth and various obsessions with death make for very entertaining album covers.  We even manage to toss a few Norwegian death metal covers in there.  Also, as it was impossible not to include…………that old Stryper album cover is in there.    Stryper is awesome.

My only question is…..how deathly hardcore and bad-ass can you be if it take you 2 hours to put on makeup everyday?

"Good turnout to the festival this year." "Yah. Hope there's enough parking."

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Aug
0

Facebook Girl Gravity Fail

If you’re feeling down or depressed about the current state of humanity……read no further!  This may make you sad sad panda.


Dumb Girl on Facebook gravity fail

Jessica joins the ranks of 1400's era education. Now she'll have to figure out how Columbus made it to that far a distant land (America) with out going over the edge.

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Aug
0

Sometimes Life Is Predetermined

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MCFAIL, Sometime life is predetermined.  Parents, be careful what you name your kids.

Aug
1

Blond pig gets punk slapped by Judge Judy for scamming on Ebay

It amazes me that the Ebay scammer in this video from Judge Judy seems to see nothing wrong with her Ebay sale.  If your ad says you’re selling “only a photo of a cellphone” and someone buys it think their getting a full cell phone, it doesn’t mean you’re ethically OK just because the buyer didn’t read the fine print.

$400 for 2 ink jet printed pictures of cellphones?

Most scams are built off of people not reading the fine print.    Sure, the victims should have read the fine print, but scams like this are set up with intention of making sure the buyers miss the details.    It’s  sad she’s been allowed to breed.  And it’s even sadder that some guy had to do it.  ewwww

2 brown stars for being a nasty pig with no moral compass.

2 brown stars for being a nasty pig with no moral compass.


Aug
2

Hippie girl shows her brains at City Council meeting – Unbelievable


I don’t know what her actual initiative was, but apparently she’s solved all of Santa Cruz, California’s problems in her head.  This is 100% Awesome.  I can’t believe they let her keep talking.  I hope the Governator saw this.

“They have fruit trees and vegetable trees.  That’s where fruit and vegetables come from.” Continue Reading…

Aug
5

Mother Breastfeeds her 5 and 7 year old girls, and won’t stop until they decide.

Wow....I mean wow.

Ahhh....to be young again.

This is a video clip from a 2006 British documentary called “Extraordinary Breastfeeding.  It’s the short story of mother that has a 5 and 7 year old still feeding off the nipple.  It’s jaw-dropping.  I didn’t even know that such a practice existed.   I’m not sure if the mother wants to keep them young forever or if she just likes all the attention.  Her kids actually draw pictures and have names for each breast.

Everyone knows that breast feeding is the best food for your baby. In fact, Breastfeeding Could Save 1.3 Million Lives, but I found no good medical data that states that extended breastfeeding this late is good or bad.  Regardless of whether this practice is medically helpful or not, it’s a huge social oddity.   These kids will be ridiculed through the rest of their adolecence and despise the day that this documentary was made.

The girl said  ”Better than a million melons!”    Awesome.

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Jul
1

‘Gangsta’ Pulls Gun On Skater…


…then comes to the realization that he is not a gangsta at all.

That skater is truly awesome. I love the sound of trucks getting smashed on psuedo-gangstas back.  Haha.  Don’t use guns kids. 

Jul
0

Gross Kathie Lee! Was the sex with Frank part really needed?

What's happening here?

What's happening here?

Kathie Lee, this is one of the creepiest videos I’ve ever seen.  I mean seriously, how did a video like this even get made?  I want to buy the video now.  This would be the perfect thing to randomly turn on at a party.

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Jul
4

Punk gets beat down by 72 year old man ‘Gran Torino’ style

Hello, I got beat up by an old man.

I don't know where they found the picture on the left, but It looks great next to the assbeat pic.

He should have picked on someone his own age.

Gregory McCalium, 24, was left with severe facial wounds after the knife-wielding thug attempted to rob his elderly neighbor in Botley near Oxford, England, Britain’s SkyNews reported. The would-be burglar broke into the home of Frank Corti last Aug. 19 – without realizing the 72-year-old was a retired boxer.

Super Douche!

Super Douche!

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Jun
2

What ever happened to the inbred Kid from Deliverance? We Found him!

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Ever wonder what happened to the weird lookin’ inbred kid from the movie “Deliverance”?  Well, he got old and now and runs a diner in Rabun County.  Billy Redden is his name and redneck inbred movie roles are his game.  He recently appeared in Tim Burton’s movie “Big Fish” (2004) and he took a role in Jeff Foxworthy’s “Blue Collar TV”.  Old man Redden doesn’t look quite so crazy anymore and enjoys his quiet diner life.   He looks much any other 60 year old southern man and is still the local celebrity.

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Clayton Tribune Article , Billy Redden Wiki

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