MCFAIL, Sometime life is predetermined.  Parents, be careful what you name your kids.

$400 for 2 ink jet printed pictures of cellphones?

Most scams are built off of people not reading the fine print.    Sure, the victims should have read the fine print, but scams like this are set up with intention of making sure the buyers miss the details.    It’s  sad she’s been allowed to breed.  And it’s even sadder that some guy had to do it.  ewwww

2 brown stars for being a nasty pig with no moral compass.

“They have fruit trees and vegetable trees.  That’s where fruit and vegetables come from.”

“We need the food because it’s food and stuff. And organic food is also good.”
“On the East coast they beleive in slavery and ‘Made in China’.  On the West coast we believe in the Union.”
“If you freeze the vegetables they’ll last forever.”
“Growing food is so good for the the people because it’s free.  All we have to do is pay the farmers and pay for the land”
“We can make things.  We can make things cars.  We can make things and put them in the stores.”

Intl. Sign of the Hippie

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2009/07/santa_cruz_city.html

Ahhh....to be young again.

This is a video clip from a 2006 British documentary called “Extraordinary Breastfeeding“.  It’s the short story of mother that has a 5 and 7 year old still feeding off the nipple.  It’s jaw-dropping.  I didn’t even know that such a practice existed.   I’m not sure if the mother wants to keep them young forever or if she just likes all the attention.  Her kids actually draw pictures and have names for each breast.

Everyone knows that breast feeding is the best food for your baby. In fact, Breastfeeding Could Save 1.3 Million Lives, but I found no good medical data that states that extended breastfeeding this late is good or bad.  Regardless of whether this practice is medically helpful or not, it’s a huge social oddity.   These kids will be ridiculed through the rest of their adolecence and despise the day that this documentary was made.

The girl said  ”Better than a million melons!”    Awesome.

Better than Mangos!

Did you catch the intro? The mom thinks the children should decide themselves when to ween.  Hmm… since when do we leave anything for a 5 year old to decide on their own?   By her logic, these kids may not be potty trained either.  If I got to choose what I ate when I was 5, I’d have been on a steady diet of pizza, chocolate milk and hotdogs.

…then comes to the realization that he is not a gangsta at all.

That skater is truly awesome. I love the sound of trucks getting smashed on psuedo-gangstas back.  Haha.  Don’t use guns kids. 

What's happening here?

Kathie Lee, this is one of the creepiest videos I’ve ever seen.  I mean seriously, how did a video like this even get made?  I want to buy the video now.  This would be the perfect thing to randomly turn on at a party.

You can own it here!  Kathie Lee Gifford – Feel Fit & Fabulous Workout  For sale on Ebay!  Awesome

I don't know where they found the picture on the left, but It looks great next to the assbeat pic.

He should have picked on someone his own age.

Gregory McCalium, 24, was left with severe facial wounds after the knife-wielding thug attempted to rob his elderly neighbor in Botley near Oxford, England, Britain’s SkyNews reported. The would-be burglar broke into the home of Frank Corti last Aug. 19 – without realizing the 72-year-old was a retired boxer.

Super Douche!

A mug shot released by the Thames Valley Police reveals the results after Corti disarmed his attacker, let loose with two punches to the face and restrained McCalium until the police arrived on the scene.

On Tuesday, McCalium was sentenced to a 4 1/2-year sentence for the crime.

Ever wonder what happened to the weird lookin’ inbred kid from the movie “Deliverance”?  Well, he got old and now and runs a diner in Rabun County.  Billy Redden is his name and redneck inbred movie roles are his game.  He recently appeared in Tim Burton’s movie “Big Fish” (2004) and he took a role in Jeff Foxworthy’s “Blue Collar TV”.  Old man Redden doesn’t look quite so crazy anymore and enjoys his quiet diner life.   He looks much any other 60 year old southern man and is still the local celebrity.

Dueling Banjos Deliverance – The most popular videos are here

Clayton Tribune Article , Billy Redden Wiki

For more pics videos, and info on Billy Redden from Doodiepants.com

This kid used the scare the heck outta me!

Clayton Tribune Article

Billy Redden Wiki

3 Brown Stars for this Toolshed.

“Hallelujia, friends! The spirit moved deep inside of me to create a place where Good Christians could congregate and share in their love of JESUS. Of course, if you really loved JESUS, and wanted to show it, you could send him $1000 in care of this ministry. Then you will know the true blessings of the Lord. “

I remember watching this guy when I was 10.  I’d flip over to him in between “Ducktales” and “Rescue Rangers”. He’d tell everyone to “just put your hand on the television screen and feel power of the Holy Spirit flow into you”     This was usually followed by a message based solely on tithing(donation).  He pushed the idea that if you gave to God via “Robert Tilton Ministries”, God will give you more wealth in return.  It’s like a cosmic foolproof investment scheme.  Except in the early 1990′s, courtesy of an ABC undercover investigation, good ole Bob ended up being the more like the Bernie Madoff of televangelism.   The only difference is……..he RESTARTED his so-called ministry and and it currently continues @ http://www.roberttiltonlive.com/.

And he is the Robert Tilton Wiki that goes into much more detail.

While I don’t want to mock the Christian faith, I do want to mock this guy.  The videos below were made to do that exact thing.    We felt 3 Brown Star was a good middle of the road rating for the legendary flatulent money grubber……..Robert Tilton.

“I’ve sent you this packet of oil to help you release your faith for your emergency miracle,” states the letter. “Use it to anoint whatever represents your Emergency Crisis. If it’s a financial crisis, anoint your wallet or billfold or checkbook.”

“Take the enclosed poster of me and my hand and put it up on your refrigerator or a mirror . . . somewhere so that you’ll see it every day. Then every day for the next 21 days . . . lay your hand on top of mine and agree with me for your miracle,” the letter states.

Toolshed.

Jodie King and her mother at their home in Bow East London. Pictures for Closer Magazine for a Botox feature.

So this mother has decided to let her daughter get some Botox for her 18th birthday.  Yeah, that’s a great idea.  Can she have some of those boobs too?  She’s going to need her future husband’s attention totally diverted from her face if she’s going to snag him.

Now both of their foreheads are freaking’ huge.   Definitely fiveheads………..

Here’s a little dose of reality for both of them…fark comments.  It’s better them than us.

And Mom, you get a Brown Star.

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