Synthol Guy Strikes Again

Synthol guy

Can only curl 35′s because 90% of his arms are oil. And he smells like french fries.

Here’s a quickie.   I’ve posted on these Synthol guys injecting oil into their muscles before, but here’s a new one.   The awesome thing about this guy is that with his monster synthol oil filled arms, I still curl more than him and only weigh 180lbs.  I wish I could just punch him in his arm and see if I could make it pop into a pink mist of synthol.   Judging by the size of his forearms, which are ridiculously out of proportion, he has some normal size punk arms under all of that injected oil.



Are those tumors on his shoulders?  WTF?    I foresee him requiring hospitalization in the next few year much like the other idiots that take this synthol injection craze too far.

Synthol is one of the best known and most used SEO’s. A Site Enhancement Oil (SEO) is a liquid substance, usually a mixture of oils, used by some bodybuilders to increase the apparent size of some muscles. Continue Reading…


Poser Company “Veteran Clothing” Pisses Off Real Vets

Veteran Clothing Mily Truong

Yes….that is a Purple Heart on his shirt.

Complaints about about Billy Truong’s Veteran Clothing has been plastered all over Military and tactical gear sites for the last few days.   Why?  People originally assumed that this clothing company was owned by military veterans or was donating to veteran causes.  Unfortunately, this couldn’t be further from the truth.  Veterans are downright pissed at Billy Truong and his clothing company members.  They’ve been tromping around in Purple Heart shirts, saluting, and posing in “vet” shirts at military monuments.  Most of us former military combat arms members have friends or teammates who’ve earned that purple heart.  Some are not here with us today.  Veteran Clothing company folks seem to think it means nothing.  The site Guardian of Valor first broke this story a few days ago after numerous complaints about the companies name and products.

A ‘Veteran‘ — whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve — is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to The United States of America, for an amount of up to, and including his life. That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country today, who no longer understand that fact.  Veteran Clothing posted a formal apology (seen below) stating that they only  meant “veteran” in sense of an experienced person. Well, if they’re making it clear that they’re not affiliated with the veterans community, and they’re are using their own ‘spin’ on the meaning of ‘veteran’ as someone who has extensive experience in a field, why do people in promo pics salute, an1d copy mannerisms that a veteran of the United States Armed Forces would use.  In addition…..making a Purple heart shirt.  Does Veteran Clothing think REAL veterans are stupid? Their site is here,

Veteran Clothing Purple Heart

Wearing a Purple Heart shirt in from of memorial? Even as a veteran I wouldn’t do it.

Billy Truong has not earned the right to rock a Purple Heart or represent the award in any way shape or form. “The Purple Heart is awarded to members of the armed forces of the U.S. who are wounded by an instrument of war in the hands of the enemy and posthumously to the next of kin in the name of those who are killed in action or die of wounds received in action. It is specifically a combat decoration” (The Military Order of The Purple Heart) The Purple Heart, however, is NOT awarded to members of a some douchbag dance crew who take pictures of each other doing gangsta poses

Billy is capitalizing on the general public’s association of the word ‘veteran’ with the military.  Pretty pathetic…..and ridiculously poser.  Please watch the video below to see these tool-bags in action.  Continue Reading…


How To Be Emo – Gallery Of Sadness

If you found this page searching for “how to be emo” , you’re a double-retardicon.    First…….for wanting to be a whiney emo kid and second, for pathetically searching “how to be emo” on the web because you couldn’t figure out how to be a whiney emo kid.  I’m not sure why anyone would want to embrace weakness with a passion, but your “how to be emo” instructions are below.

How to be emo meme

How to Be Emo

Here’s what you need to do to be Emo.  Be highly sensitive, complain about every single thing that’s wrong in your life and  claim to be unique.  Then, follow the emo crowd, wear black, shop at Hot Topic and hang out in the food court.  Become the ultimate conforming non conformist……just like all your black haired friends.   Whatever you do, never listen to any music or claim to like anything that may be considered “mainstream”. Continue Reading…


College Liberal Female Meme

College Liberal (also known as “Female College Liberal” and “Bad Argument Hippie”) is a meme featuring a photo of a young white female with dreadlocks wearing a knitted protestor cap.   The captions typically portray the character as a naive and hypocritical left wing political activist, referencing various clichés associated with the “hippie”, “feminist” or “Occupy” subculture.

College Liberal female Hippie Meme

The college liberal female meme takes me back to one of Action Figure Therapy’s rants on hippies and ‘occupy’ protestors.  Epic quote…..

Listen Sister, go ahead and talk s**t about the military all you want.  Just don’t come crying to us next time some group of a-holes goes terrorizing the inhabitants of some 3rd world s**thole and then you’re begging our government on some crappy blog to go intervene on behalf of the global community to provide humanitarian aid.  Send over some of your patchouli soaked friends from your drum circle,or a couple of the white dudes with dreadlocks you jerked off at the Dave Matthews concert.   — Action Figure Therapy

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People Eating Money – Ghetto Myspace

I don’t know what’s up with this next trend I spotted on GhettoMyspace, but I love it.   The “eating money” trend seems to have been around for 6 or more  years. These ridiculous folks are so obsessed with money they pose in douchbag pictures and pose preteding to eat it or cook with it.   Judging by the backgrounds in the pics, the people eating money may want to do a little more investing.   Then , if they’re patient, they can eat their dividends.  Unless of course they put it into a DRIP(dividend re-investment plan), then they’ll need to wait until they decide to cash out.   I would suggest placing some into an ROTH then you can eat you money with tax free growth when you retire.  You really don’t want to lose to ability to eat money as you age.  That would just be silly.  Stack or starve  dude……. Stack or starve.

People Eating Money

Actual Caption: “So much paper, I gotta eat some dis S**t GWAP King”


The idea became widespread because of a famous blog post named “Black People Eating Money” in 2011. Then the pics weere kept alive on the trusty tracker of all that it thug life, GhettoMyspace.  The trend has since drawn participation from people of various ethnic backgrounds.  To see more people eating money, check out the gallery below Continue Reading…


Lincoln Nebraska Council Cat Lady – Best In Show Homo Hater

Lincoln Nebraska……where do you find them?  Cat lady wearing a hat, Jane Svoboda, has some of the most amazing jumps in logic I’ve ever heard by someone expected to be taken seriously.  But then again…..she’s schizophrenic according to sources and is under the protection of her brother. One has to wonder how someone who’s mentally ill, been declared incompetent, put under her brother’s guardianship, and lives in an assisted living facility, was able to get to a city council meeting in the first place; let alone be allowed to address it.  On the other hand, given the quality of what passes for political discourse these days, it does seem understandable that it would take people a while to catch on that she was not of sound mind.  That doesn’t mean we can’t laugh and be totally shocked though……I’m thinking she hangs out with the “Eat da Poo Poo Guy” from Uganda.  Those dirty dirty poo eaters.

A few Lincoln Nebraska Cat Lady Favorite Quotes

“Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? Continue Reading…


Westboro Baptist Church Protester Caught Wearing Glee Shirt

A Westboro Baptist Church member was caught protesting the ordination of a gay pastor in Madison Wisconsin while wearing a tshirt advertising one of the gayest shows on earth…….GLEE.    The church was made famous a few years back for protesting at soldiers funerals and carrying sign with messages stating, “God hates fags”, “Thank God for dead soldiers”, “Fag enabler”  and other creative slogans.  According to the person who took this picture and posted it on Flickr, “She told us she didn’t know anything about the shirt, but that her sister gave it to her when they headed out this morning.”  Wow…your sister really effed you on that one!  Nothing against Glee, I’m just a bigger fan of entertainment that promotes human breeding  and the continuation of the species.  If you dig Glee…roll with it.   I would offer any over 20 male I caught watching it alone a strict regime of pushups, UFC Dvd’s, hetero porn, and daily bacon supplements to counter act any possible craving to sing or participate in musicals. Forgive me for being such a Glee-a-phobe.  I worry that Glee may convert a too many males over to non breeding lifestyles and the already strained US economy will collapse  and begin a steady cycle of deflation and showtunes.

Westboro Baptist Church

Protester Fail

Huge Thank you to the Patriot Guard Riders, who make it their mission to protect the funerals of fallen US soldiers from these Westboro Baptist Church douchbags. Continue Reading…


Poofy Hair Guy From Ancient Aliens Meme

Ancient Aliens Meme Hair Guy


If you’ve ever watched the History channel’s Ancient Aliens series, you’ll surely remember this boofter.  His lack of critical thinking, over use of phrase “could it be possible” and his poofy hair spray tan combo make him the most memorable character in the series.  Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is so memorable, an entire Meme has formed around his statements that label aliens as the cause for nearly every significant event in history.



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Kamau Kambon – Exterminate All White People

kamau kambon

What percentage of African decent blood gets you a “do not exterminate card”?

Kamau Kambon is probably most famous (or notorious) for a speech delivered October 14, 2005, at Howard University, urging genocide of whites, saying, “We have to exterminate white people off the face of the planet to solve this problem of racial injustice.” Footage of this speech is below and was aired on C-SPAN.  It’s surprising that anyone actually saw this since no one even watches Cspan…..but you can see it below

He supports his argument by calling the modern world an “international plantation,” with each white man a plantation owner. He claims that all whites want to rape and kill blacks.

Mr. Kambon has a website  at  The website doesn’t seem to promote genocide, but it offers links and inspirational stuff about African-American culture, legacy, struggle and history.

Kamau Kambon  fits the card as a ridiculously racist dick.  I find it incredibly interesting that someone saying the  things he’s saying is given a stage.  It’s also quite interesting that he thinks there is a line of ‘white” and “black”. Continue Reading…


Indian Guru Healers and Demon Possessed Coconuts

indian guru swami healersEnter rural India, a place where superstition is science and magic is as real as flat-bread.  If you thought there was a problem with phony faith healers in the Americas, you ain’t seen nothing yet!  Holy men regularly travel the countrysides performing  miracles and healings to collect rupees.  The noble group of Indians in the video below pretend to be swamis, healers and sorcerers and move about the rural areas on a bullshit debunking mission.  After they convince the crowds of their spiritual powers Continue Reading…