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Hammerhead sharks have been on the endangered species list since 2008, and a Florida law that makes it illegal to fish them went into effect on January 1st, but f**k them says Rosie O’Donnell, who killed at least 2 (maybe 4) before then.     It’s all kind of ironic since, she’s been such an overbearing pig about hunting and gun control.

I don’t care if you want to hunt, I don’t care if you think it’s your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison. -Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie O’Donnell and her family caught huge hammerhead sharks in fishing trips off the South Florida coast.  Now environmentalists (are) irate at the killing of ocean predators that are considered overfished around the globe.  “Right now sharks are the most endangered animals around,” said Erik Brush, a Sarasota marine conservationist. “This is basically an endorsement. It sends the message that it’s an OK activity. And this is not an activity that we want celebrities endorsing.”  As for O’Donnell’s reaction to the controversy: “She’s amused by it.

-Florida Sun Sentinal

I’m guessing the stink coming off Rosie’s blubber probably had schools of hammerheads and blues surrounding the boat Continue Reading…

This is from a couple years ago, but I had to post it.  It’s Rob Riggle at his finest. You might also remember him from the previous post The Navy Seal Who Shot Bin Laden.    Riggle goes in undercover and interviews Code Pink members protesting a Marine recruiting station.

Time and again organizations like Code Pink seem to get it wrong.  They draw few supporters from mainstream America, gain efficacy through fiery demonstrations in Washington, and consistently lash out against the wrong entities.

Here’s another video of Code Pink in action.  I cracked up when the lady responded to the Pearl Harbor question with, “What were we even doing in Hawaii anyway?” Continue Reading…

Action Figure Therapy

Action Figure Therapy is awesome!  I can’t salute these pissed off video makin’ military fans enough.   As Christmas approaches, the occupy movement becomes a perfect target for their GIJOE action figure  rant videos.  The video is below.

Best line:  Listen Sister, go ahead and talk s**t about the military all you want.  But don’t come crying to us next time some group of a-holes goes terrorizing the inhabitants of some 3rd world s**thole and then you’re begging our government on some crappy blog to go intervene on behalf of the global community to provide humanitarian aid.  Send over some of your patchouli soaked friends from your drum circle,or a couple of the white dudes with dreadlocks you jerked off at the Dave Matthews concert.

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Mastering the Art of Toolshed

Enter Rodrigo Ferraz, possibly the most self centered youtuber since that Asians in the library girl from UCLA.  The extremity of his delusion is unhindered by the fact that he is bashed repeatedly every video he’s posted.  He continues posting videos of himself dancing rapping, rubbing his man boob pec things and sending out special messages to the chicas.  Rodrigo is obviously a user of Synthol; an oil that is injected into your muscle tissue to make your muscle appear larger.  In many cases, extreme Synthol can make fake muscles appear outta nowhere(his shoulders).  I posted a couple of his videos.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.  The first video could possibly ruin your day but the 2nd video is a fake translation of one of his home workout tips videos that might make up for it.  Especially since he does standing incline pushups and uses 12lb weights…….Enjoy…..

Below is a workout video with a ‘special translation’ for those who can’t understand what the hell this peanut-headed primate is saying. Continue Reading…

“Most of the roughly 300 Occupy L.A. protesters were released from jail by Friday evening, with some immediately speaking out on the police raid that cleared their camp.  One speaker suggested that some of those arrested might need therapy. Several said they felt traumatized after witnessing police use nonlethal force and being forced to wait for hours in zip-tie handcuffs. Some displayed cuts on their wrists from the handcuffs. Others complained that they were forced to urinate in bags on the bus as they were transported to jails.

One speaker urged others to document any complaints. “Make note of every single violation of human rights,” she told those assembled.

- LA Times

“Now let’s get outta here and recharge with some wheat-grass shots at Jamba Juice.”  One occupy protestor echoed as he was leaving the police station.

Judging by the level of pussification and weakness displayed above, I think the solution for any future OWS protest will be a few gunshots in the air.  This will likely trigger extreme Continue Reading…

Adam Corolla chimes in on the occupy movement and compares the protesters to fat kids on a gradeschool sports team expecting trophies. These “Self entitled monsters” are the first wave of 20 something adults resulting from trendy “participation trophy” sports and consequence-less child rearing techniques of the popularized in the early 1990′s.  Parenting fail.

Ass Douches.......

“We’ve created a bunch of F*****g self-entitled monsters,” he said. “’I want my Most Valuable Player trophy.’ ‘Well, you’re the slowest, fattest guy on the team.’ Why should he get one and I don’t get one?’ ‘Because he busts his ass and he runs a 4.4 40. That’s why he gets one.’ ‘Well, this is bullshit.’ And then everyone gets involved and everyone gives everyone a participation trophy and then everyone feels good about themselves but it’s not based on anything.”

Watch the video with Corolla’s full 9 Minute Rant on the OWS protestors below….. Continue Reading…

If only stereotypes didn’t correlate to reality so often.  “Hippies”——-who are generally known to be smelly, dirty and campish, have made their mark in the public arena once again.   These are NOT the granola eating breed of hippies that carry everything on their back or in their VW bus.  Nor are they the peaceful Eco-conscious stoners of yesteryear’s struggle. These are iPhone packing, Guy Fawkes mask wearing, anarchist, angry,  socialist mobs that only seem to respect free speech if you’re a fellow camper in their stank ridden tent city.    Their “mark” near the city Hall in Los Angeles, was a putrid 30 tons of trash. 

30 tons of dirty smelly hippie trash!

Where do they think the money comes from for cleaning up all their shite.

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John Pike, U.C. Davis Pepper-Spraying Police Officer now famous and meme’d all over the internet.  Here are for favorites for you viewing pleasure.  The original video is at the bottom of the post.

Thank you Officer Pike for your outstanding performance.  Without your quick trigger fingers or those sissy college student hippies we could have never had this much fun!  Burn Hippies burn!

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Looks like Peta views that friendly raccoon suit flying plumber in a bit different way. At ten years old, when I thought original coon Mario merely gained the powers of flight through his magic feather and raccon suit, PETA had grand visions of the friendly plumber skinning forest creatures and donning their blood soaked skin.

In a press release, PETA says:

Tanooki may be just a “suit” in Mario games, but by wearing the skin of an animal, Mario is sending the message that it’s OK to wear fur. We created our game to help inform people that in real life, Mario would be wearing the skin of an animal who was beaten, strangled or electrocuted, and it wouldn’t give him any special powers other than the power of self-deception.

“Tanukis are real-life raccoon dogs who are beaten and, as PETA’s undercover exposés show, often skinned alive for their fur,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “This winter, everyone can give raccoon dogs and other fabulous animals a 1-UP by keeping our wardrobes fur-free.

Did PETA forget that Mario also kills turtles, shoot deadly fireballs a birds, and uses giant lizard eggs as weapons? Continue Reading…

The world’s first living brain donor figured out how to use a phone . . .she gets a welfare check form Obama and it’s paid for by tax paying illegals.

Here’s audio from the Michael Savage Show (shock jock and author of Liberalism is a Mental Disorder) when a woman named Jo from Florida managed to make it past his call screeners.  The welfare recipient believes Obama pays her welfare check from his secret stash(not US taxpayers), people make too much money, it needs to be distributed and thinks immigration laws are racist.  How many Jo’s walk among us, and vote?

Jo From Florida Audio

After listening to “Jo” in Florida you will probably be overcome with unbelievable sadness.  Our apologies …….

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Notice the incoherent thought process and the dribble coming from their mouths, this is what liberalism does to a person.  If they had any clue what the term fascist actually meant, they’d realize they fit the description perfectly.  Nearby Tea Party members got this video.

“Wipe my Ass with the American Flag”…………………Seriously?

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We feel that Animals have the same rights as retarded children – Alex Pacheco, Cofounder PETA

“Arson, property destruction, burglary and theft are ‘acceptable crimes’ when used for the animal cause.” - Alex Pacheco

There is no rational basis for saying a human being has special rights. A rat is a pig a dog is a boy – Ingrid Newkirk, Co-Founder and president of PETA.

What about plants? Can we test on plants? They're alive too.

Ingrid didn’t say that she was against animal research if there was the possibility Continue Reading…