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I don’t know what her actual initiative was, but apparently she’s solved all of Santa Cruz, California’s problems in her head.  This is 100% Awesome.  I can’t believe they let her keep talking.  I hope the Governator saw this.

“They have fruit trees and vegetable trees.  That’s where fruit and vegetables come from.” Continue Reading…

One brown star to these protesters. 1% of what they say may be valid, but they're still total retardicons.

Ahhhhh  Hippies are so funny.  I just found out about this group.  http://www.earthfirst.org/ They organize “tree sits” and protests all over the country.  They also have a support section on their site for imprisoned hippies that killed people and blew stuff up in the name of trees.

Here’s a some text from their Website:

“Are you tired of namby-pamby environmental groups? Are you tired of overpaid corporate environmentalists who suck up to bureaucrats and industry? Have you become disempowered by the reductionist approach of environmental professionals and scientists?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Earth First! is for you. Earth First! is effective. Our front-line, direct action approach to protecting wilderness gets results. We have succeeded in cases where other environmental groups had given up, and have drawn public attention to the crises facing the natural world.”

3 Things I like in this life: coloring, ninjas and crying hippies.   Save the trees!

Hippie vs. Road Crew fight video and Naked Hippie pics after the jump. Continue Reading…

There is something so great about that ending.  He was like a gazelle.

[Stream of consciousness post]  Hmm, Mancow getting waterboarded…really annoying video titles interrupting to tell us they are so hardcore and historic….he’s holding a toy cow…so this isn’t actual waterboarding?….wait what?….that was it?…are you acting?…wait, you aren’t a professional?

All this to convince an organization to gas chickens instead of electrocute them. What a noble Cause.....

Our first “Doodie Pants of the Week” will go these friendly bikini clad PETA protesters.  Following in the image of ‘Laurel and Hardy’ (one biggun’ and one skinny one), their goal was to help everyone understand and empathize the pain that a live chicken can go through if it were boiled alive.  McDonald’s currently uses a water tank electroshock technique that kills the chicken first.  PETA says gassing them is better.  I don’t know what happened to good old fashioned chopping the head off……But, are you serious PETA?  Electrocution or gassing\suffocation?  This is the fight?  What a complete waste of time and resources.  I wonder what effect PETA has had on the world food supply since their creation?

This article sums up the debate fairly well.

(And PETA…….you need to pic better bikini spokesmodels.  Seriously, this is unacceptable!  Where’s Pam when we need her?)