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OK, not much of a newsflash…..everyone knows that half naked women will increase sales.  It it is however, interesting to watch it happen with a business that doesn’t involve strippers, hosting space or chicken wings.

The streets in the small Italian town of Bagnolo have been recently congested around a small coffee shop.  Men from miles around come to visit this scantily clad barmaid, Laura Maggi and grab an Espresso.  Her sensual allures have exponentially upped her sales to the male population and had quite an effect on the town.  Neighbors are up in arms about the traffic and wives and girlfriends from the local area have vocally state their disgust. More Pics in full gallery below Continue Reading…

Get your learnin’ britches on….

The odds for Blackjack are normally around 49% if for an experienced player.  There are tons of online resources online that will promise you higher odds and guaranteed winning strategies.  Most won’t help help you much.  In fact, they may make an amateur overconfident and on the road to losing an exorbant amount of money.  If you’ve seen the movie “21″ about the MIT Blackjack team, you’ll  know that the system  can be hacked.  Simple techniques of tracking the cards in play will give you an advantage over the average player.  One things to be aware of, is the number of decks in play.  Many casinos use multiple decks now to combat blackjack card counting.  This can make any Blackjack technique more challenging to earn with.

If you’re going to play casino Blackjack with the big boys, I advise you to watch this video and you’ll raise your earnings percentage by following a few simple techniques.

This method was pioneered by the MIT Blackjack Team, who used statistical science to play casino blackjack…..and win.

“Luck is For Losers” by INC gives a little insight on the man who removed the risk from Blackjack. Continue Reading…

This may be on of the most epic speech music compilations ever made.  This is a video of Ronald Reagan’s 1964 speech in support  of Republican Goldwater’s Presidential Campaign.  It’s over 40 years old and strikingly relevant today. Ronald Reagan was an amazing public speaker.  If only we could clone him for this next election.  He’d be nice for the coming ‘cold war part deux’ with Iran.  I have a feeling we’re in for another Southpark inspired election season where we’re once again forced to choose between a Giant Douch and a Turd Sandwich.   Rest in peace Reagan……

I’ve been watching the video before the gym.  It goes great in combination NO-Explode and meth.

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Everyone poops in this Japanese import book written by Taro Gomi for children. Readers are informed on page one that “an elephant makes a big poop, a mouse makes a tiny poop.” Later on, they are told that it comes in different shapes, colors, and smells, and that, depending on who is doing it, it is done in different places. The summarizing statement is that “all living things eat, so everyone poops.” However, there is never any explanation offered as to why. Overall, the text is merely a series of rather dull pictures of back ends of people on toilets and animals, with captions identifying them and occasionally posing questions such as “What does a whale’s poop look like?” (No answer is provided.) There is even a little joke: “A one hump camel makes a one hump poop. And a two hump camel makes a two hump poop. Just kidding.”

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Best Children's Book Ever

Everyone Poops (My Body Science Series)

We never got this much freedom with science fair projects when I as a kid.  Oh the times is changin.

What won't a whore do? This project is dumb. A.D.D. kid agrees.

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Wow, we just hit our first 200,000 Hits!  It’s absolutely ridiculous that over 200,000 people have wasted parts of their day looking this site……..  Our SEO strategies are starting to pay off…..a little.   Please come here and continue to waste time.

Dance Hard Poop Hard Dave Agrees

For some reason the 2 top searches that bring people to Doodiepants.com are cheerleaders and ninjas.  I guess I’ll roll with it……..  In honor of the Ninjas and my absolute love for all things Ninja, I offer a small obscure gory ridiculous video clip that you will never forget.

Enter Riki-Oh, a man blessed with super human ninja strength who, after taking revenge against a yakuza who were responsible for the death of his girlfriend, ends up in a maximum security prison owned by a private organization. The story follows Riki and his search for his little brother Saiga Nachi who also possesses superhuman strength. Riki-Oh  encounters many deadly opponents with either superhuman strength or martial arts mastery during his travels.  Also, bear in mind that Riki-Oh is so strong that he can punch holes in solid objects and people. You can see the movie information and reviews  Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky at IMDB.   Beware, this is a video has ridiculous amounts of fight scene gore.  Watch it below

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My Childhood Gun Battle Fantasies

ris video and graphic design team, Megaforce directed this new music video for Is Tropical’s new track, The Greeks. Mixing a bit of animated gun violence, rockets, fiery explosions, blood splatter and real-life footage, they managed to make an amazing music video.  It’s as if they took my 8-year-old neighborhood gun battles and recreated them with CGI and video.

Not to mention, Is Tropical‘s music track “The Greeks” is awesome.  It comes off the band’s upcoming album Native To release.

Part Rumblefish, part Die Hard, part Akira, we wanted to work together to create something both visually appealing and aesthetically relevant to the band.

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Cool little Doodiepants.com Google Search Promo.  YouTube Search Story Creator is a tool to create videos like the YouTube’s Super Bowl ad, Parisian Love. It’s easy.  Enter up to seven search terms, pick a style of music and you’re off!

You can customize the search to use Google Maps, Blog Search, Google News, or Google Product Search. Once you’ve picked the search phrases and the music, the tool creates a video and gives you the option to upload it to YouTube. Continue Reading…

After 10 Years of BS…..Bin Laden has been exterminated.  Osama Bin Laden, the world’s biggest dickhead was shot and killed like a dog.  Hopefully, the US will disregard any Islamic religious obligations to bury him within 24 hours and fill his tomb with bacon, porn and whiskey………cheap whiskey.

Picture of Osama Bin Laden Dead Body

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According to an April 7th poll from Public Policy Polling, 46% of Mississippi Republican primary voters think “interracial marriage should be illegal”.  No, this is not a poll dug out from 1959……….this is April 7th 2011.  If you add the 14% that marked “undecided” on the poll, you end up with a whopping 60%!   What justification is there for the illegality of a marriage between one man and one woman of divergent skin colors? There apparently remains a sad but not inconsiderable portion of the electorate that considers the partnership between whites and non-whites to be a danger to societal norms.   Add to that……after being shown pictures of  IceT and his wife Coco, Republicans polls shot up to 97%.

Ice T to Mississippi GOP - "You're right bitches.....this outta be illegal"

If you don’t believe our highly respected new and opinion site, check out the proof filled choco-swirl pudding below. Continue Reading…

“If you lose your eye and have a hole in your head, then why not stick a camera in there?” – Rob Spence, The Eyeborg

“Take a one eyed film maker, an unemployed engineer, and a vision for something that’s never been done before and you have yourself the EyeBorg Project. Rob Spence and Kosta Grammatis are trying to make history by embedding a video camera and a transmitter in a prosthetic eye. That eye is going in Robs eye socket, and will record the world from a perspective that’s never been seen before.”    -  Eyborg Project

Videos of the Eyeborg Project below….. Continue Reading…