Oddly enough, and to the surprise of anyone who has ever smelled a farm animal; these stickers do not smell like poop. Nor do they smell like Dave after a long night of drinking.
Apparently, farm animals smell like baby powder?
I found these in a educational supply store in Escazu, Costa Rica. Talk about mis-education of the youth. Continue Reading…
Have ever seen video for the song “The Internet is for Porn”? According to research done by the University of 
Montreal on porn habits, it turns out…..it is! They ran into small a problem with their research. They couldn’t find enough men who said they didn’t watch porn!
What were the results, seeing as though they couldn’t find anyone who didn’t watch porn? Crunchgear.com summed up the porn statistics well:
• Single men watched an average of 40 minutes of porn three times per week
• Non-single men watched porn a little bit less, 20 minutes and 1.7 times per week
• Men have “conventional” sexual habits, whatever that means
• Porn hasn’t changed men’s perception of women
For some interesting figures that may surprise you, check out the handy diagram after jump. Continue Reading…
Why is President Barack Obama considered Black by mainstream media? Why is there even a White\Black line when here are an infinite number of skin tones? Is there a racial draft of some sort like on the Dave Chappelle Show? I understand that he is the first US president with African heritage and that is significant considering the history of Africans in the US over the last 200 years, but……if his mother was a light shade of beige and his father was brown; what makes him black?
There seems to be some arbitrary line you cross that makes you part of the black or white community. Here’s an article in the Orlando Sentinel about the “One Drop Rule”. It appears that most of the US unconsciously follow this “One Drop Rule”. With the recent debacle involving Harry Reid and his Obama Negro comments, this issue seems quite appropriate.
Hooray for the first lightly brown colored President of the United States.
See the “Racial Draft” Video and more of this post after the Jump. Continue Reading…
Not to be mean to James Cameron and his excellent movie Avatar, but there’s something strange about the plot line. I, as well as quite a few others on the internet noticed the incredible relation to the Disney movie “Pocahontas“. Just take a look at this Pocahontas book report below. Change up a few names and characters and…..WALLA…… Avatar!
Avatar Pocahontas Book Report Rehash
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Bloodrunsclear on Youtube made an excellent video that proves the point fairly well. He snagged the Pocahontas preview trailer audio and slapped it onto the Avatar trailer. It worked like a charm. See the Video After the Jump. Continue Reading…
The Flu shot made this aspiring cheerleader lose the ability to walk forwards. But she can run perfectly; and while running she can talk normally. This is absolutely unbelievable. At first I thought It was a “Funny or Die” skit or something from SNL. Nope……..this is the real deal. Go ahead and watch it, you know you want to.
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While I’m not sure if the Flu Shot also causes Non Cheerleaders to walk backwards, it appears that the vaccine may be forced upon the entire populace. Continue Reading…
Not sure where this video came from, but Dang can dance. This dude is no joke!
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It’s always interesting……the people you meet in the fast food industry. Continue Reading…
After reading the reports of women in Southern Asia getting acid thrown on them to disfigure their faces and numerous female educational facilities getting blown up, this video was a sigh of relief. Watch the video. Rukhsana is one bad Kashmiri girl!
Wait Wait……did that video say that her brother attacked the militants with an axe and she stole their AK-47? Continue Reading…
MCFAIL, Sometime life is predetermined. Parents, be careful what you name your kids.
This was supposedly designed for a Nintendo Wii riding simulation. The Wii Saddle! (Or maybe a Wii potty training tool? Or Sex Toy?) “First Years Wii Doodie” Maybe?) Who hasn’t wanted to ride a vibrating virtual horse in “Zelda”, or the speeder from “Star Wars”? I’m sure hormone enraged adolescents will love the new contraption. And parents everywhere will face a new addiction problem related to video games. This looks like the next “Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick” .
This patent was found in the European Patent database. The pictures are surprisingly entertaining. I hope this never makes it to the market. We’ll never get the kids off the Wii.
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One of the other Nintendo patents referenced for the “Wii Saddle” states in it’s description.
“The mammillated surface aids in preventing slippage of the balls during such types of wet play with multiple players.”
We didn’t make this up, check description yourself. These patent writers have GOT to be cracking up laughing when they’re writing this stuff. Or Continue Reading…
Ever since I can remember, I’ve always noticed something about guys and cats. Any guy over thirty that lives alone and loves cats……..is either creepy or gay. Why this is I don’t know. But, I’ve compiled a small collection of pictures and video that I think illustrate my point perfectly.
Sometimes you can judge a book by it cover. And when it comes to single dudes that own cats…….it’s a very odd book. And probably a book you wouldn’t want to leave your children alone with.
In addition to the wonderful pictures above, I found a couple of websites attempting to portray the ownership of cats as a masculine activity. Haha! And I found the keyboard cat video. Continue Reading…
I took this picture in Washington D.C. while driving by. Anyone making a business in a foreign country needs to consult with native speakers to make sure their business\last name isn’t going to turn your business into a joke spread across the internet. Whoops…..my bad.
I heard they really stick it to you on the prices here.
Forgive our immaturity level……but you are on a site called “Doodiepants.com”.
Feed them more bananas!
If you’ve watched the news in the last few days you couldn’t miss all the media coverage of the Justin Barrett case. In the fallout from the Henry Louis Gates Jr. arrest, the Boston Police Department has suspended an officer named Justin Barrett for using a racial slur in reference to the Harvard professor in an email he sent to the Boston Globe. He used the phrase “banana eating jungle monkey” to describe Gates in the email. This was poor choice of words. And in our current culture—— not a wise thing to say.
My skin is obviously light beige. I'm just furry.
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In the video below you’ll hear him below yap and say he’s sorry about how his word’s were perceived and how he was only referencing the behavior, not the man. Then goes on to say the standard line that “I have friend from all different cultures and races” blah blah blah. Doodiepants.com has devised a way better defense than that…….and no it’s not the Chewabaca defense. Continue Reading…
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