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Here’s the 4th installment of Doodiepants’ collection of Demotivational Posters. Feel free to share around. If you look you’ll see there are 3 other previous collections posted. You’re welcome.
Talk about dishonoring the dead……..wow.
Aug
How To Be Emo – Gallery Of Sadness
If you found this page searching for “how to be emo” , you’re a double-retardicon. First…….for wanting to be a whiney emo kid and second, for pathetically searching “how to be emo” on the web because you couldn’t figure out how to be a whiney emo kid. I’m not sure why anyone would want to embrace weakness with a passion, but your “how to be emo” instructions are below.
How to Be Emo
Here’s what you need to do to be Emo. Be highly sensitive, complain about every single thing that’s wrong in your life and claim to be unique. Then, follow the emo crowd, wear black, shop at Hot Topic and hang out in the food court. Become the ultimate conforming non conformist……just like all your black haired friends. Whatever you do, never listen to any music or claim to like anything that may be considered “mainstream”. Continue Reading…
Aug
College Liberal Female Meme
College Liberal (also known as “Female College Liberal” and “Bad Argument Hippie”) is a meme featuring a photo of a young white female with dreadlocks wearing a knitted protestor cap. The captions typically portray the character as a naive and hypocritical left wing political activist, referencing various clichés associated with the “hippie”, “feminist” or “Occupy” subculture.
The college liberal female meme takes me back to one of Action Figure Therapy’s rants on hippies and ‘occupy’ protestors. Epic quote…..
Listen Sister, go ahead and talk s**t about the military all you want. Just don’t come crying to us next time some group of a-holes goes terrorizing the inhabitants of some 3rd world s**thole and then you’re begging our government on some crappy blog to go intervene on behalf of the global community to provide humanitarian aid. Send over some of your patchouli soaked friends from your drum circle,or a couple of the white dudes with dreadlocks you jerked off at the Dave Matthews concert. — Action Figure Therapy
Check out the full College Liberal Meme Gallery Below Continue Reading…
Aug
Demotivational Posters Gallery 3
Roughly a hundred more demotivational poster pics. Feel free to share these demotivational posters on Facebook and twitter. Some may be offensive…..but hey, why the hell are you on a site named Doodiepants.com anyway?
Beware……Offensive internet meme‘s abound here. Continue Reading…
Aug
People Eating Money – Ghetto Myspace
I don’t know what’s up with this next trend I spotted on GhettoMyspace, but I love it. The “eating money” trend seems to have been around for 6 or more years. These ridiculous folks are so obsessed with money they pose in douchbag pictures and pose preteding to eat it or cook with it. Judging by the backgrounds in the pics, the people eating money may want to do a little more investing. Then , if they’re patient, they can eat their dividends. Unless of course they put it into a DRIP(dividend re-investment plan), then they’ll need to wait until they decide to cash out. I would suggest placing some into an ROTH then you can eat you money with tax free growth when you retire. You really don’t want to lose to ability to eat money as you age. That would just be silly. Stack or starve dude……. Stack or starve.
Actual Caption: “So much paper, I gotta eat some dis S**t GWAP King”
The idea became widespread because of a famous blog post named “Black People Eating Money” in 2011. Then the pics weere kept alive on the trusty tracker of all that it thug life, GhettoMyspace. The trend has since drawn participation from people of various ethnic backgrounds. To see more people eating money, check out the gallery below Continue Reading…
Aug
God Hates Figs T-Shirt
Thank you Westboro Baptist Church for the inspiration to make this God hates figs shirt. For those not familiar with Westboro Baptist Church. They are the ones made famous for protesting at soldier’s funerals and carrying signs stating “God hates fags”, “fag enablers” and “thank God for 9/11″ etc… The Patriot Guard Riders usually shew them off or make a human barrier, but unfortunately they can’t be at every soldiers funeral. Be sure and check out when we caught one Westboro Baptist Church protester wearing a Glee t-shirt to a protest. I like this shirt because you can promote your hatred of figs and you can mock those douchbags at Westboro too. Besides being a creative play on words, God really does seem to hate figs. Check out of the Bible verses below and get your learn on.
Biblical proof that God hates figs.
Jeremiah 29:17 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Behold, I will send upon them the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil. Continue Reading…
Aug
First World Problems Memes – Best Of
“First World Problems” are frustrations and complaints that are only experienced by individuals in wealthy countries. It is typically used as humorous device to make light of trivial inconveniences. The meme was made famous with this picture of a crying woman. James Vanderbek also made his way into the mix with a slew of 1990′s first world problems memes.
Here are a few examples of first world problems memes. “My Favorite TV show is not in HD”, “too much goat cheese in salad”, “I had to change batteries in Wiimote twice in one week”, “Skyrim is still $50″, “I Forgot about Dre”, and “I pooped to fast and now I won’t have time to play with my phone on the toilet”.
Here are examples of Real problems. No water, rape, cholera, no pants, ,mom dying, flesh eating disease, female circumcision…….you figure it out.
Below is a gallery collection of the best first world problems memes out there. Just don’t feel too guilty reading them It’s not your fault you weren’t born in an Sudanese refugee camp. It it however your fault that you’re such a goddamn pussy. Now buck up!
Jul
Demotivational Posters Gallery 2
Here are about 100 Demotivational posters in a gallery. This is the 2nd pic dump. Feel free to share on facebook and twitter. I can’t help it……these things are addictive. More demotivational posters to come.
Jul
What Would Leeroy Jenkins Do? – Geek Shirt
What would Leeroy Jenkin do? A question to ponder in any pre-attack scenario. Just a fun little shirt in reference to the classic million hit World of War craft fearless and irresponsible savage……….LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We also did a post about it awhile here: Leeroy Jenkins – The Man Revealed. It’s $12 and there’s a 15% coupon on the site right now.
Or is it Jankins?
What is a Leeroy Jenkins?
You’re playing your favorite MMORPG, First-Person Shooter or other online combat game. You and your team have come up with a workable strategy for how to tackle a challenging opponent. It will require organization and good timing, but you’re sure it will work if you get everything set up in advance… wait, did KillerMonkeyz548 just open fire? Congratulations, your brilliant plan has just been ruined in one move by a Leeroy Jenkins. The Leeroy Jenkins (or just Leeroy for short) is a specific type of Noob who has no patience for complicated plans, preferring to charge full-tilt into the fray and start attacking whatever’s in front of him. Since this is a semi-viable strategy some of the time (depending on what game you’re playing and the difficulty of the opposition), a Leeroy can remain undetected until the team hits the first real challenge, whereupon he gets everyone killed. Any attempts to point out that he had totally ignored the plan will be met with “plans are stupid” or similar. And he will never retreat. On the plus side, a Leeroy can sometimes be detected before they cause calamity when you see them utter (or type) words to the effect of “Hey, watch this!” In groups with experienced players the phrase can be translated as “Immediately stop moving toward those enemies with very big guns and back out of Alpha Strike range because Sir Badassboi is about to do something incredibly stupid and attention-grabbing.” Never attempt to save a Leeroy from the consequences of his mad charge; this will only encourage him, as well as provide repeated amusement — he will often attempt the exact same thing again when he’s revived. Should the group somehow miraculously pull through, don’t expect him to wait for you to recover; he’s already charging the next target. - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LeeroyJenkins
Jul
Poofy Hair Guy From Ancient Aliens Meme
If you’ve ever watched the History channel’s Ancient Aliens series, you’ll surely remember this boofter. His lack of critical thinking, over use of phrase “could it be possible” and his poofy hair spray tan combo make him the most memorable character in the series. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is so memorable, an entire Meme has formed around his statements that label aliens as the cause for nearly every significant event in history.
