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Ahh, to be a college freshman– universally reviled and derided. You can’t get into parties, your friends are people you meet by chance in the dining hall, and even internet memes mock your valued period of self discovery.

In honor of that sordid time, here is a collection of well known cliches of being a college freshman. The meme takes a stock photo of a hopeless UNH freshman and throws on text, such as “Hangs 20 Beer Signs In Dorm… Only Ever Tasted Miller Lite”  Ridiculousness begins……

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Here’s a small collection of quotes with pics from “Ghetto Hikes” on Twitter.  Apparently these are quotes collected from guy with a full-time job leading urban kids on nature hikes.   He’s write down the crazy stuff they say. 

The last two with the Doodiepants.com logo are ours.   Send in your ghetto hike quote or picture if you wish and I’ll add it to the mix if it’s good.

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John Pike, U.C. Davis Pepper-Spraying Police Officer now famous and meme’d all over the internet.  Here are for favorites for you viewing pleasure.  The original video is at the bottom of the post.

Thank you Officer Pike for your outstanding performance.  Without your quick trigger fingers or those sissy college student hippies we could have never had this much fun!  Burn Hippies burn!

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You may have heard the famous “World of Warcraft” YouTube video “The Internet is For Porn” based on the “Avenue Q” musical.   This video rehash uses Sesame Street Characters and is so well done I absolutely had to post it.

I wonder if the cookie monster deletes his cookies after looking at porn?

If you’re curious about the statistics on this mainstream secret………below are stats on search terms, usage, countries, industry, surveys etc.  It’s pretty much true, according to world internet usage stats Continue Reading…

You all remember Eli Porter? The freestyle rap battle champ from Chamblee High School that everyone kinda felt bad for laughing at because we all thought he was retarded?  Well, in case you wondered what happened to him, check out this documentary: People’s Champion. It’ll be released in early July 2011 and has received a whole lotta good press.

Also, turns out, Eli Porter is not mentally retarded; maybe just a little slow.  So don’t feel bad…….

The original “Iron Mic” rap battle from 2003 that started all the internet memes can be seen after the jump.

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If you don’t know who Leeroy Jenkins is…….this viral “World of Warcraft” video game YouTube vid took the internet by storm a few years ago.   Here’s the original Leeroy Jenkins video.

Leeroy Jenkins – Free videos are just a click away

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Yes, its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangsta gets beat up by an old dude.  Thugs need to learn respect old man strength and Epic Beard Man possesses this aforementioned strength.   At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to  “Bring da Amber Lamps”.  Not quite sure why he wants Amber Lamps at a time like this, more than likely, he could use a towel to wipe up.  He’s bleeding his punked out blood everywhere.   I love public transportation.  Bus fights were always the best part about taking mass transit to school.

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First I want to thank LonelyMachines.com for their 2006 post:

Shrine Of the Mall Ninja.

They kept the legend alive and compiled the entire rantings of the legendary “GECKO45″ from various tactical forums.  This may be one of the funniest forum posts you’ll ever read.

 This is a collection of the wisdom posted on the internet by a guy calling himself Gecko45. It all started back at the end of the halcyon summer of 2001, and his posts have created a certain urban legend that many refer to as the Mall Ninja. Hang out at any gun shop, gun show or shooting match and you’ll see one of these guys; you might even see a group of them since they are known to associate in the wild.

The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, such as fatigues, a thigh holster (with, of course, a Glock), combat boots, bandolier and other accouterments that you’d usually only see on a SWAT operative. Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined (real Special Forces types don’t brag). They typically have opinions on everything, regardless of expertise, they are uniformly poor shots, and they tend to exhibit a frightening lack of safety training.

The shadowy and shrill figure known as Gecko45 is the holy Dalai Lama of these dolts, but trust me, there are more. Many, many more.

Anyhow, I went looking for the original GlockTalk thread, and I found that it’s no longer archived. For a time, it was mirrored at mallninja.com, but sadly, the site is now down. Luckily, I had a copy of the thread cached (as well as a great one from the HK91 forum), so I figured I’d post it here. I’ve only kept Gecko’s posts (with one hilarious exception), since I don’t have permission from the folks who responded to him, but needless to say, he got grilled. A few folks even played along to get a rise out of him.

All in all, good fun. I’ve added emphasis to the parts that deserve particular attention, and a bit of commentary in italics. I’ve left all spelling and grammatical errors intact, painful as they may be.

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