Doodie Pants

It's not dirty.....promise.

Doodiepants.com is tired of  getting all these comments about this shirt being inappropriate or pornographic.  What a Joke.  It has the word ‘Doodie’ in it and we like Mexicans……..Boom a shirt was made.  That seems like a good enough reason to me to make a shirt.   This  “Doodie Sanchez” shirt is in no way related to the phrase “Dirty Sanchez” or “Stinky Hitler”.    Shame on you!

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First off, let me tell you that I am not a Scientology supporter. While it’s become increasingly popular to make fun of Scientology, I am not one of those guys that just jumped on the hate band wagon without any knowledge of the organization. I’ve met a lot of people that bash Islam, Christianity, Buddhism etc and really have no knowledge of what or why they’re bashing. Unacceptable! I’ve done my share of research and even visited one of their churches. I feel well qualified to ride on the band wagon.

Below is a clip from the famous Southpark episode that created so much controversy.  The best part is, most of the stuff in the video is actually believed by the higher ups in the Church of Scientology.

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First hand Experience

My wife and I actually went to one of Scientology churches and sat through a 2-3 hour introduction process. We were not informed about any alien conspiracy or outer space drama, but we were introduced to a process called “auditing”. And we learned a bit about a science fiction writer who started Continue Reading…

Ever since I can remember, I’ve always noticed something about  guys and cats.  Any guy over thirty that lives alone and loves cats……..is either creepy or gay.  Why this is I don’t know.  But, I’ve compiled a small collection of pictures and video that I think illustrate my point perfectly.

Sometimes you can judge a book by it cover.  And when it comes to single dudes that own cats…….it’s a very odd book.  And probably a book you wouldn’t want to leave your children alone with.

In addition to the wonderful pictures above, I found a couple of websites  attempting to portray the ownership of cats as a masculine activity.  Haha!    And I found the keyboard cat video. Continue Reading…

I took this picture in Washington D.C. while driving by.   Anyone making a business in a foreign country needs to consult with native speakers to make sure their business\last name isn’t going to turn your business into a joke spread across the internet.  Whoops…..my bad.

I heard they really stick it to you on the prices here.

Forgive our immaturity level……but you are on a site called “Doodiepants.com”.

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Seriously Bring him back here!

So, maybe we had nothing to post today. Maybe we’re lazy.  Why the heck does this picture even exist? Why did we waste our time doing this?

No reason, no reason at all.

Coffee Helps you doodie. by doodiepants

Why does coffee make you doodie? (or for the less cultured “poop”)

1) Caffeine inhibits an enzyme that is thought to regulate mucosal secretions in your small intestine. Secretions go up, so fluid in your bowel goes up, and if the amount of fluid in your colon is greater than the amount of fluid you can reabsorb, splat, you get diarrhea, or at least looser stools.

This is another one of 419eater.com's victims. Scam the scammer.

I thought it would be fun see how far a scammer would go.  I was selling a laptop on Craigslist.com and as you can see from the email traffic below, Mr. Timmy David\Ms Deborah Johnson sent me a fake Paypal  invoice and continued to try and get me to ship it ASAP.  Then I told him that I had a son in the hospital and was selling this laptop to pay for the operation.  His response is golden.

Doodiepants.com  Vs.  Deborah Johnson From Nigeria – Email Traffic

How it all started:

Hello there,
I am much interested in Buying your item Placed here,I can see is in good condition.I want to Buy it for my Doctor in Our New Hospital in africa.Can you Pls findout how much the shipping charges will cost with the Item using(EMS)Corrier service.kindly Tell me your last desire price as am ready to make a Good offer now.kindly get back to me Asap.am Gotta Offer you $1200
Regard
Deborah Johnson.

Judging by the email, name, grammar, and the fact that they were offering my more than my listed price, I was 99% sure this was a Nigerian scam.   So I responded with a bit of cockiness.

From: *********** <******@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: HP Pavillion DV6812, 4gb Ram, 250gb HD,AMD 64 X2 Turion 2.0ghz, Nvidia $900
To: deborahmission77@yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, March 10, 2009, 3:43 PM

Well I find it funny that you offer me $1200 when my ad says $900.
But, Great……I love helping hospitals in Africa.
Let me guess…..you’ll be paying me with a money order?  You’re in Nigeria or Ghana?    I love money orders.

Hooray for the people of Africa.  The people with the purest honest hearts and deep respect for God.  You help the good name of your people all over the world. Continue Reading…

This Mojito recipe is awesome. I’m been drinkin’ them for the last few days and been totally unproductive.  What’s awesome is, if you have a calorie avoiding crazy girlfriend, just use Splenda instead of sugar.  Then you’ll have a totally guilt free awesome drink!  That way, she’ll drink more!  We at ‘DOODIEPANTS.COM’ cut down on the soda water and added more rum.  Just do it to taste.   Have a Mojito party!

And for our Costa Rica readers……Cacique works just fine.   If you don’t know the history of the mojito or where it came from  check the wiki article.

God bless Goodhousekeeping.com!  Thanks for the info.

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