It's not dirty.....promise.

Doodiepants.com is tired of  getting all these comments about this shirt being inappropriate or pornographic.  What a Joke.  It has the word ‘Doodie’ in it and we like Mexicans……..Boom a shirt was made.  That seems like a good enough reason to me to make a shirt.   This  “Doodie Sanchez” shirt is in no way related to the phrase “Dirty Sanchez” or “Stinky Hitler”.    Shame on you!

Buy this shirt by clicking on it.

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Doodie Sanchez by doodiepants
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Below is a clip from the famous Southpark episode that created so much controversy.  The best part is, most of the stuff in the video is actually believed by the higher ups in the Church of Scientology.

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First hand Experience

My wife and I actually went to one of Scientology churches and sat through a 2-3 hour introduction process. We were not informed about any alien conspiracy or outer space drama, but we were introduced to a process called “auditing”. And we learned a bit about a science fiction writer who started the religion, L. Ron Hubbard. Auditing is described by the C.O.S. at this video link. Auditing seemed to me like nothing more than some kind of psychotherapy. The process begins with a “Clear”, walking you the “Pre-Clear, back through stressful moments in your life. But when details come about that you can’t remember, they let you play make believe. For example, if you couldn’t remember the color of a bicycle that rode in front of you right before you got into an accident, they make the you dig deeper until you believe they can remember the color. It really doesn’t matter what the color was in reality, but you, the “Pre-clear” believe that you remember it now. I asked the lady doing the presentation about the notorious falsities in eye witness testimony. She assured me that this “is all scientifically proven” and that “those sorts of falsities don’t happen in the auditing process.” Phew what a relief! I wish we had “Clears” in the courtroom.

The other big thing that got us were the different Thetan levels you strive to achieve in Scientology. The higher you get, the more you learn and understand. My wife and I have always viewed enlightenment as something that relies on the internal, not the external. In Scientology, you have to either pay or do work for them to make it higher in levels. We were not impressed.

They do an excellent job of selling happiness and making it seem that the solution is there.  Every other religion has success stories and load of believers that tell you how it changed their life. But just because something improves you life doesn’t mean it’s truth. And I’m sure there are thousands of Scientology followers that have had their lives changed and fell better. Look at all the prisoners that have had their lives turned around by the Nation of Islam. Look at all the Jehovah Witness’s knocking on our doors with a sense of purpose and happiness to serve. It seems whatever we believe will make us happier and more fulfilled, will. But truth?

Anyway……it was a fun and ‘different’ way to spend an afternoon with the wife.

If you want explore Scientology, I’d suggest checking out their .com site. It’s filled with videos, testimonials and random stuff on Scientology.

And of course check out their arch nemesis XENU.NET. Xenu has published tons of secret Scientology documents and runs a campaign against the organization. It’s a fun entertaining read. And plus….they don’t want your money.

“Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion” — L Ron Hubbard

2 brown stars for building a religion based on SciFi and sucking dollars out of countless followers pockets

Whoohooo! I'm Awesome!

Sometimes you can judge a book by it cover.  And when it comes to single dudes that own cats…….it’s a very odd book.  And probably a book you wouldn’t want to leave your children alone with.

In addition to the wonderful pictures above, I found a couple of websites  attempting to portray the ownership of cats as a masculine activity.  Haha!    And I found the keyboard cat video.

It’s Ok For Straight Men To Love Cats - No, no it’s not.

Real Men Love Cats Too – Sure maybe, but not single males over 30.

Facebook Profile: “When Men Love Cats” -  Hmm….. I don’t know, because they’re gay?

Real Men Love Cats – Seriously how many articles can you write with this subject.

Breaking down cat stereotypes, real men love feline - The stereotype is there for a reason.  And Doodiepants.com has come to reinvigorate it!

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And well……here’s the Keyboard Cat.  It’s Charlie Schmidt’s cat.  This Youtube video has almost 2,300,000 views.

It’s probably the best video ever made.

I heard they really stick it to you on the prices here.

Forgive our immaturity level……but you are on a site called “Doodiepants.com”.

Seriously Bring him back here!

So, maybe we had nothing to post today. Maybe we’re lazy.  Why the heck does this picture even exist? Why did we waste our time doing this?

No reason, no reason at all.

Coffee Helps you doodie. by doodiepants

Why does coffee make you doodie? (or for the less cultured “poop”)

1) Caffeine inhibits an enzyme that is thought to regulate mucosal secretions in your small intestine. Secretions go up, so fluid in your bowel goes up, and if the amount of fluid in your colon is greater than the amount of fluid you can reabsorb, splat, you get diarrhea, or at least looser stools.

This is another one of 419eater.com's victims. Scam the scammer.

I thought it would be fun see how far a scammer would go.  I was selling a laptop on Craigslist.com and as you can see from the email traffic below, Mr. Timmy David\Ms Deborah Johnson sent me a fake Paypal  invoice and continued to try and get me to ship it ASAP.  Then I told him that I had a son in the hospital and was selling this laptop to pay for the operation.  His response is golden.

Doodiepants.com  Vs.  Deborah Johnson From Nigeria – Email Traffic

How it all started:

Hello there,
I am much interested in Buying your item Placed here,I can see is in good condition.I want to Buy it for my Doctor in Our New Hospital in africa.Can you Pls findout how much the shipping charges will cost with the Item using(EMS)Corrier service.kindly Tell me your last desire price as am ready to make a Good offer now.kindly get back to me Asap.am Gotta Offer you $1200
Regard
Deborah Johnson.

Judging by the email, name, grammar, and the fact that they were offering my more than my listed price, I was 99% sure this was a Nigerian scam.   So I responded with a bit of cockiness.

From: *********** <******@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: HP Pavillion DV6812, 4gb Ram, 250gb HD,AMD 64 X2 Turion 2.0ghz, Nvidia $900
To: deborahmission77@yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, March 10, 2009, 3:43 PM

Well I find it funny that you offer me $1200 when my ad says $900.
But, Great……I love helping hospitals in Africa.
Let me guess…..you’ll be paying me with a money order?  You’re in Nigeria or Ghana?    I love money orders.

Hooray for the people of Africa.  The people with the purest honest hearts and deep respect for God.  You help the good name of your people all over the world.

Here is the paypal invoice that I received in email showing that I was supposedly paid.  Of course when i logged into my Paypal account the fund were not there.

If you have questions about the shipping and tracking of your purchased item or service,please contact ************ at **********@gmail.com Thank you for using PayPal!
The PayPal Team

From: Paypal Service <paypalsavings@mail2savings.com>
Subject: Receipt for Your Payment to ************ (**********@gmail.com)
To: deborahmission77@yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, March 10, 2009, 6:49 PM

Get Verified Protect Your Account Info Make sure you never provide your password to fraudulent websites. To safely and securely access the PayPal website or your account, open a new web browser (e.g. Internet Explorer or Netscape) and type in the PayPal URL to be sure you are on the real PayPal website.https://www.paypal.com/us/) to be sure you are on the real PayPal site. PayPal will never ask you to enter your password in an email. For more information on protecting yourself from fraud, please review our Security Tips at https://www.paypal.com/us/securitytips Get Verified! Protect Your Password You should never give your PayPal password to anyone, including PayPal employees. Dear Deborah Johnson, This email confirms that you have paid (**********@gmail.com) $1,270.00 USD using PayPal. Payment Details

Transaction ID:		7RA9644256323602A
Sales Tax:		$0.00 USD
Total:		$1,270.00 USD
Item/Product Name:		Craiglist Laptop
Item/Product Number:		1060905251
Invoice ID:		04758329236338689164
Buyer:		Deborah Johnson

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Business Information

Business:	Zion,Hospital
Contact-Mail:	db@zion.com

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I responded to the ridiculously fake Paypal invoice with this:

From: ******** <***********@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: Fw: Receipt for Your Payment to ********** (*******@gmail.com)
To: deborahmission77@yahoo.com
Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2009, 2:48 AM

You did not respond to my invoice and there are no funds in my account..  When fund actually appear in my account, I’ll ship.

Nigerian retardicon comes back:

On Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 3:19 AM, Deborah Johnson <deborahmission77@yahoo.com> wrote:

Good morning there,

I have sent you money from my paypal and the money is already deducted from my account the sum of $1,270.00 USD..I can’t believe how Paypal can deducted the sum of $1,270.00  usd from my account and you said it not yet appear..i will advice you to go and ship now..because the money may be in pending payment from paypal and will later appear in your account..Pls for God sake..this item is needed Urgently..Pls ship now as the money is in pending payment..it will be credited sooner or later..I am very sure sometime if Paypal are Upgrading their system it normaly happen like that.

whoever make payment During the time of Upgrading..the money will be in pending from paypal and may take sometime to appear after they Upgrade finish.pls once again go and ship now.i have talk to the Doctor and promised him that the item is on the way…for God sake pls

Thanks

Deborah

Yes yes of course!  Paypal is upgrading and that’s why the money isn’t in the account.  Haha  I’ll play along some more and tell them my shipper needs a phone number and that I’m using the money to pay for my son’s ear operation.

From: ********* <********@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: Fw: Receipt for Your Payment to *********** (*********@gmail.com)
To: deborahmission77@yahoo.com
Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2009, 12:55 PM

The shipper just notified me.  They said they need your phone number to confirm for the shipper.

I’ll go ahead and ship this off once I get a phone number.  I desperately need this money to pay for an operation on my son’s ears here in Costa Rica.  I hope this all works out.    

God Bless.

And this wonderfully nice NIgerian now says he\she will fly down to Costa Rica to help with the ear operation.   But first SHIP THAT LAPTOP FAST!   Disgusting………..

Oh My God..operation?

what kind of Operation is that so Serious..I may help you on That okay..i can do ear Oparation.what is the Problem in your son Hear.and how do i get to meet you in Costa rica?here is the phone for the shipper.(832-201-6327).But I will be in the Theatre room for many hours today..I will answer call after finish in the Theatre room.What Hospital do you plan to do the operation..is the hospital there in costa rica?Anyway you can Go and Ship now before the day runs out.(EMS shipping).I will do my best to help concerning the operation..give me your address in costa rica,I can fly down there to meet you on Saturday if you Gotta be available.Weekend i will be free..I am so sorry about that..beside the Reciever address is on payment confirmation of paypal..Here is it again.

Name:Dr,Timmy David

Add:Zion Hospital,No 25 J-allen Dugbe

City:Ibadan

State:Oyo

Zipcode 23402

Nigeria

Reciever Phone:23470324884

For making Nigerians everywhere proud

Mr. Timmy David or Deborah or whoever the heck you are.  I give you a 4 Brown Star rating.  For continuing to attempt to scam me out of my laptop with knowledge that there was a child’s ear operation on the line.

Important links to fight this type of fraud.

• Fighting Back at Nigerian 419 Advance Fee Fraud Scammers
• Inboxer Rebellion/Nigerian Scam (Snopes.com)
• Internet Fraud Complaint Center.
• Nigerian 911 Fraud Letters, an indexed database of hundreds of current Nigerian fraud letters.
• Nigerian Scam Hitlist, a large collection of scam letters
• Nigerian Scam Letter Museum (Quatloos, Scams and Frauds Exposed): another large collection of letters
• Internet-Fraud.com (many examples, and interesting ideas on fighting back)
• West African Fraud / Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud in Internet Fraud and Email Scams (many details and examples)
• Urgent & Confidential Business Proposal (Urban Legends Archive)
• SCAM: The Nigerian Advance Fee Scheme (Internet Scambusters)

• U.S. Secret Service Financial Crimes Division (includes section on Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud)
• Nigerian Fraud Letter Scam (Loss Prevention Concepts)
• 419 Fraud, good general site with information, examples, contacts, and a bulletin board
• The 419 Coalition Website
• Nigerian Scam: Promise of Funds but Intent is to Rob
• Too Good to be True (ABC News report)
• Nigerian Fraudsters (from The Register)
• Nigerian 419 Scam (from Hoax Encyclopedia)
• Nigerian Frauds 419 Scam Central (from Freeman Institite)
• 419EATER.COM (the legendary)

And for our Costa Rica readers……Cacique works just fine.   If you don’t know the history of the mojito or where it came from  check the wiki article.

God bless Goodhousekeeping.com!  Thanks for the info.

Send it to your friends!

Recipe Below

• 8 sprig(s) (large) fresh mint
• 1/2 cup(s) sugar (or use Splenda or stevia for the low calorie)
• 1/4 cup(s) fresh lime juice
• 1 1/2 teaspoon(s) freshly grated lime peel
• 4 cup(s) ice cubes
• 1 cup(s) golden rum
• 3 cup(s) club soda, chilled
• Mint sprigs for garnish

1. Remove leaves from mint sprigs. In blender, combine mint leaves, sugar, lime juice, and peel. Pulse until mint is chopped.
2. Fill pitcher with ice and add mint mixture. Pour in rum; stir. Fill with club soda. Pour into 6 glasses. Garnish with mint sprigs.

Link to the recipe at Goodhousekeeping.com

No....really......you do. Have a great Sunday!

Now that's what I call Guerrilla Marketing!