Don’t let anyone tell you things like this only happen in the movies. Here’s proof that you really can shoot the guns out of people’s hand. Catching bullets in your mouth and some of the Remo Williams tricks are still up for debate.
A military sniper team aiding local law enforcement shot the pistol out of this suidical man’s hands. The man was likely distraught due to recent news related to something fitting his stereotype. Continue Reading…
This is a collection of the wisdom posted on the internet by a guy calling himself Gecko45. It all started back at the end of the halcyon summer of 2001, and his posts have created a certain urban legend that many refer to as the Mall Ninja. Hang out at any gun shop, gun show or shooting match and you’ll see one of these guys; you might even see a group of them since they are known to associate in the wild.
The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, such as fatigues, a thigh holster (with, of course, a Glock), combat boots, bandolier and other accouterments that you’d usually only see on a SWAT operative. Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined (real Special Forces types don’t brag). They typically have opinions on everything, regardless of expertise, they are uniformly poor shots, and they tend to exhibit a frightening lack of safety training.
The shadowy and shrill figure known as Gecko45 is the holy Dalai Lama of these dolts, but trust me, there are more. Many, many more.
Anyhow, I went looking for the original GlockTalk thread, and I found that it’s no longer archived. For a time, it was mirrored at mallninja.com, but sadly, the site is now down. Luckily, I had a copy of the thread cached (as well as a great one from the HK91 forum), so I figured I’d post it here. I’ve only kept Gecko’s posts (with one hilarious exception), since I don’t have permission from the folks who responded to him, but needless to say, he got grilled. A few folks even played along to get a rise out of him.
All in all, good fun. I’ve added emphasis to the parts that deserve particular attention, and a bit of commentary in italics. I’ve left all spelling and grammatical errors intact, painful as they may be.
To complement our post: “Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed?” We made this spiffy t-shirt!
“Sparrows have to fly over Kandahar with one wing. The other is used to cover it’s behind” Famous saying in Afghanistan
The Taliban have been known for their interesting habits and beliefs. They believe women are dirty and not to be seen in public. They have men only parties, with men only dancing(see the last 2 videos). They kill people who have sex with unauthorized women and they love beardless boys. I think this video collage and the links below make it perfectly clear what every coalition soldier leaves Afghanistan believing. The Taliban are incredibly gay.
Credits to Thomas Dworzak for creating this video. Originally posted on Magnum In Motion
If your only view of Afghanistan and the Taliban comes from your television, you’re likely to have a skewed image in your mind. Taliban are almost always shown to be violent and oppressive. But, they are also often portrayed as being totally submitted to their flavor of Islam and extremely strict and conservative. Ironically Continue Reading…
The essence of Awesome
Seriously, this might have been one of the best cartoons ever made. Here’s 5 of our favorite GIJOE Public Service Announcements(PSA’s). I also posted a trailer for the new GIJOE movie at the bottom. Enjoy!
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The future of combat is just around the corner. Some robot tech is already being used on the battlefields of Iraq and Afghanistan.
Predator drones are soooo ’2000 and late’. Here’s 5 awesome killer robots you may not have seen.
Check out the rest in the full post Continue Reading…
Ever wonder what people in Afghanistan and Iraq (soldiers and contractors alike) do to their uniforms and gear to rebel a bit. Patches! Patched patches and more patches. Here is a collection of the most offensive military patches you can buy today and stick on your gear or uniform. Be advised, some of these use foul language. Some even have the Arabic translations so the locals can read them!
The perfect patch for the culturally sensitive warrior in an Islamic republic.
For the full gallery see the entire post Continue Reading…
One guy is a doodie pants for letting someone shoot them at that distance, even with body armor. One guy is a stud for taking one to the head and laughing about it (and fighting in a war of course). Language NSFW in the first one.
Just be honest Howie. We respect you for your service. But don't dishonor dead of the 82nd.
84 year old Howard Manoian has been parading around as an 82nd Airborne paratrooper for decades and telling heroic stories and gallant tales of battle behind enemy lines. But little does the public know, it may be a complete fabrication! According to the Boston Herald, the National Archives show that old Howie was in a Chemical unit and worked at a supply dump. As do his records at the bottom of our post. And numerous reports and payroll listings show him as being the 33rd Chemical Decon Company and never with the 82nd Airborne. In today’s war, it’s like a Iraq vet that served as an admin clerk, but then came home and claimed to be a Green Beret! The French don’t seem to mind much, but I’m sure that the 82nd Paratroopers that spilled their blood on foreign soil might.
Alexis Berthier of the French Consulate in Boston said, “Mr. Manoian will receive the Legion of Honor based on the confirmed and established elements of his service, not on the contested ones. It is established that Mr. Manoian participated in the Normandy campaign and was wounded in action on French soil.”
“Wounded on French Soil” According to records, he broke a finger……….
You don't need to fake funk sir? You get hero cred just for being part of the war!
A video of him telling about his exploits, a scan of his 17 June Company Record and source links are below. Continue Reading…
Van Damnit!......I can't believe I thought you were cool when I was a kid.
If you’re tired of Hollywood action star’s getting all the credit for being tough guys. Why not take a look at these real deals. These men are are true BTDT’s (Been There Done Thats) that pushed the envelope on life and kicked serious tail. They were selected by Cracked.com as the “5 Real Life Heroes That Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy“. I highly suggest going to the site and checking out the detailed stories of these amazing men. The link at the bottom of the post. They killed a TON of bad guys!
Hooah, Hooyah, Ooorah! Continue Reading…
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