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I really wish I could make this one up. At first I thought it was a spoof BBC site but it appears to be on the proper domain.
“The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”
Feb
6
Bring Da Amber Lamps – Epic Beard Man’s Old Man Strength
Yes its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangta gets beat up by an old dude. Thugs need to learn respect old man strength. Epic Beard Man possesses this strength. At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to “Bring da Amber Lamps”. Not quit sure why he wants Amber Lamps at a time like this. I think he probably need a towel to wipe up. He’s bleeding his toolshed blood everywhere. I love public transportation. Bus fights were always the best part about taking to public bus to school.
Jan
0
The Numbers Behind The Internet and Pornography
Have ever seen video for the song “The Internet is for Porn”? According to research done by the University of 
Montreal on porn habits, it turns out…..it is! They ran into small a problem with their research. They couldn’t find enough men who said they didn’t watch porn!
What were the results, seeing as though they couldn’t find anyone who didn’t watch porn? Crunchgear.com summed up the porn statistics well:
• Single men watched an average of 40 minutes of porn three times per week
• Non-single men watched porn a little bit less, 20 minutes and 1.7 times per week
• Men have “conventional” sexual habits, whatever that means
• Porn hasn’t changed men’s perception of women
For some interesting figures that may surprise you, check out the handy diagram after jump. Continue Reading…
Dec
0
4 Reasons Why Having the Last Name “Hooker” Sucks – Headlines
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Hooker Named 2009 Lay Person of the Year
http://www.newbostonnews.com/default.asp?smenu=84&sdetail=3004
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Hooker School to Open This Month
http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2009/12/12/news/new_haven/a3-nehookeropen.txt
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Hooker Named Indoor Athlete of the Year
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Hooker Captures Black History
http://www.laprogressive.com/2009/01/30/glenda-hooker-captures-black-history/
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COMMENTS?
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World Famous Hooker, William Shatner
Aug
1
Patent for Nintendo’s vibrating Wii Saddle – fun for all the kids!
This was supposedly designed for a Nintendo Wii riding simulation. (Or maybe a Wii potty training tool? “First Years Wii Doodie” Maybe?) Who hasn’t wanted to ride a vibrating virtual horse in “Zelda”, or the speeder from “Star Wars”? I’m sure hormone enraged adolescents will love the new contraption. And parents everywhere will face a new addiction problem related to video games. This looks like the next “Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick”
This patent was found in the European Patent database. The pictures are surprisingly entertaining. I hope this never makes it to the market. We’ll never get the kids off the Wii.
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One of the other Nintendo patents referenced for the “Wii Saddle” states in it’s description.
“The mammillated surface aids in preventing slippage of the balls during such types of wet play with multiple players.”
We didn’t make this up, check description yourself. These patent writers have GOT to be cracking up laughing when they’re writing this stuff. Or Continue Reading…
Jul
0
7 Crazy People that piss on death’s door and laugh.
1. Wim Hof – The Ice Man
Where to begin…… Wim Hof has been credited with swimming 50 meters under ice, sitting in a tub of ice up to his neck for 1 hour and 31 minutes, running a half marathon in the Arctic Circle barefoot, and attempting to climb Mt. Everest in his shorts! He uses a a tantric technique called Tummo practiced by Tibetan monks. And the secret ninja technique known as “awesomeness”.
And here is a video of the legendary swim under the ice.
Some good info on Wim Hof can be found on his Wiki page.
See the other six Death tasters here Continue Reading…
Jul
1
Sewer Monsters Are Real
The first video is from the deep dark sewers of Cameron Village in Raleigh, NC. Someone sent a snake camera down and created a video that looks strangely like a colonoscopy.
Dr. Timothy S. Wood from DeepSeaNews.com says this:
Thanks for the video – I had not see it before. No, these are not bryozoans! They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other. The contractions you see are the result of a single worm contracting and then stimulating all the others to do the same almost simultaneously, so it looks like a single big muscle contracting. Interesting video. .The second video is just good old American fun. Some people find something similar in the bayou but don’t really know what it is. They think it looks a lot like balistic gel so there’s nothing left to do but shoot it with a Springfield. Watch that video and an explanation of what the first monster is after the jump.
Jun
0
Costa Ricans Have Huge Mysterious Balls
Huevos Grande!
As some of you may know, almost half of the staff of Doodiepants.com live in Costa Rica. Therefore this post is actually relevant! We’ll try to keep relevant stuff to a minimum though; and continue to ” focus on being unfocused.”
Anyway……..we’ve come to learn that there are numerous huge stone balls found in random jungle locations in Costa Rica. They are nearly perfect spheres that measure from a few inches to 8 feet in diameter. Some weigh several tons! There are no grand temples in Costa Rica as in other parts of Central and South America and whatever civilization existed here didn’t leave much behind. These spheres are like the ‘Stonehenge‘ or ‘Easter Island‘ of Costa Rica.
The mystery, as so eloquently put by “Natural History Magazine” is:
“Why should hundreds of these perfectly shaped spheres, ranging in diameter from a few inches to eight feet, be scattered through the jungles southwestern Costa Rica? How could prehistoric people have shaped them with only the crudest of tools? And how could they have moved them over hill and dale from the distant sources of stone? No other stone balls of like size have been found anywhere else in the world, except for a few in the highlands of Guatemala and in Vera Cruz. The smooth, beautiful and almost perfectly rounded spheres give mute testimony to the artistic powers of an ancient people and tax modern man’s ingenuity in explaining their workmanship and significance.”
Picture of one of the stone spheres scattered throughout Costa Rica
Arthur C. Clark’s video about these spheres below Continue Reading…
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