“The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

“The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.

The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.

The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.”

Yes its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangta gets beat up by an old dude.  Thugs need to learn respect old man strength.  Epic Beard Man possesses this strength.   At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to  “Bring da Amber Lamps”.  Not quit sure why he wants Amber Lamps at a time like this.  I think he probably need a towel to wipe up.  He’s bleeding his toolshed blood everywhere.   I love public transportation.  Bus fights were always the best part about taking to public bus to school.

“AC Transit Bus Fight” and “Amber Lamps” it’ll be interesting to watch this go viral.  Encyclopediadramatica.com already has an article on this in less than 24 hours.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man

The internet is amazing sometimes.

What were the results, seeing as though they couldn’t find anyone who didn’t watch porn? Crunchgear.com summed up the porn statistics well:

• Single men watched an average of 40 minutes of porn three times per week

• Non-single men watched porn a little bit less, 20 minutes and 1.7 times per week

• Men have “conventional” sexual habits, whatever that means

• Porn hasn’t changed men’s perception of women

For some interesting figures that may surprise you,   check out the handy diagram after jump.

Source:

Online Education

It’s quite interesting that that Mormon capital of the world had the highest porn consumption per capita.

Hooker Named 2009 Lay Person of the Year

http://www.newbostonnews.com/default.asp?smenu=84&sdetail=3004

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Hooker School to Open This Month

http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2009/12/12/news/new_haven/a3-nehookeropen.txt

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Hooker Named Indoor Athlete of the Year

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-sport/hooker-named-indoor-athlete-of-the-year-20090429-an7h.html

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Hooker Captures Black History

http://www.laprogressive.com/2009/01/30/glenda-hooker-captures-black-history/

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COMMENTS?

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World Famous Hooker, William Shatner

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This patent was found in the European Patent database. The pictures are surprisingly entertaining.  I hope this never makes it to the market.  We’ll never get the kids off the Wii.

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One of the other Nintendo patents referenced for the “Wii Saddle” states in it’s description.

“The mammillated surface aids in preventing slippage of the balls during such types of wet play with multiple players.”

We didn’t make this up, check description yourself.  These patent writers have GOT to be cracking up laughing when they’re writing this stuff.  Or….maybe they’re Japanese  and have no idea the humor involved.

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Mattel’s famous “Harry Potter Vibrating Broom Stick” that got pulled off the shelves a few years back.

My 17 year old daughter loves it!

Fun for all the kids!

Dr. Timothy S. Wood from DeepSeaNews.com says this:

The second video is just good old American fun.  Some people find something similar in the bayou but don’t really know what it is.  They think it looks a lot like balistic gel so there’s nothing left to do but shoot it with a Springfield.   Watch that video and an explanation of what the first monster is after the jump.

Here’s the video explaining Tubifex tubifex.

Huevos Grande!

As some of you may know, almost half of the staff of Doodiepants.com live in Costa Rica.  Therefore this post is actually relevant!  We’ll try to keep relevant stuff to a minimum though; and continue to ” focus on being unfocused.”

Anyway……..we’ve come to learn that there are numerous huge stone balls found in random jungle locations in Costa Rica.    They are nearly perfect spheres that measure from a few inches to 8 feet in diameter.  Some weigh several tons!   There are no grand temples in Costa Rica as in other parts of Central and South America and whatever civilization existed here didn’t leave much behind.     These spheres are like the ‘Stonehenge‘ or ‘Easter Island‘ of Costa Rica.

The  mystery, as so eloquently put by “Natural History Magazine” is:

“Why should hundreds of these perfectly shaped spheres, ranging in diameter from a few inches to eight feet, be scattered through the jungles southwestern Costa Rica?  How could prehistoric people have shaped them with only the crudest of tools?  And how could they have moved them over hill and dale from the distant sources of stone?  No other stone balls of like size have been found anywhere else in the world, except for a few in the highlands of Guatemala and in Vera Cruz.  The smooth, beautiful and almost perfectly rounded spheres give mute testimony to the artistic powers of an ancient people and tax modern man’s ingenuity in explaining their workmanship and significance.”

Picture of one of the stone spheres scattered throughout Costa Rica

Arthur C. Clark’s video about these spheres below

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