Oct
6

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad now Forced to Exterminate Himself


Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, famous for making such legendary statements such as, “wipe Israel off the map” and “Anybody who recognizes Israel will burn in the fire of the Islamic nation’s fury” and for making multiple statements that the holocaust is a myth, is now reportedly from a……………Jewish family?

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We’ve made fun of A-Jad in the past but this is awesome!  I think we may just have to upgrade his star rating.

No no really Guys it's all lies.....Allah Akbar! Down with the Jews!

No no really Guys it's all lies.....Allah Akbar! Down with the Jews! Oh snap.....

The Telegraph busted the news out on Oct 3rd Continue Reading…

Aug
5

Animals have the same rights as retarded children – PETA said it, Not us

We feel that Animals have the same rights as retarded children – Alex Pacheco, Cofounder PETA

“Arson, property destruction, burglary and theft are ‘acceptable crimes’ when used for the animal cause.” - Alex Pacheco

There is no rational basis for saying a human being has special rights. A rat is a pig a dog is a boy – Ingrid Newkirk, Co-Founder and president of PETA.

Can we kill animals that aren't cute?  Why can we kill plants but not animals?

What about plants? Can we test on plants? They're alive too.

Ingrid didn’t say that she was against animal research if there was the possibility Continue Reading…

Jul
3

8 Worst National Anthems Ever – Happy 4th of July!

I tracked these terrible video national anthems down for the 4th.

We couldn’t leave out Roseanne’s famous disgusting lack of respect,  but the other 7 videos you likely have not seen.  And the other 7 videos are  just bad singers or lyric forgetters,  not flag trashing fat commies.   Suck it Roseanne.

Thank you service members and warriors for keeping this country what it is!

Screw Rosanne Barr and her bitch ass National Anthem

This Cop singing the National Anthem has to be the worst rendition ever.

Six more hilarious\disgusting Anthems. CLICK Continue Reading…

Jun
8

4000 Evil Jews planned 9/11 – Ridiculous!

I was recently told by someone of the Islamic persuasion that the Jews planned 9/11. I wasn’t surprised by this claim and I’d heard it many times in the past while traveling to and from various Islamic nations.   But………then my well mannered Mohammedan  proceeded to tell me that it was a known fact that 4000 Jews skipped work on 9/11/2001.  What?   Known fact?  Really?  Come on………….

Do you realize what this would entail? It would mean that a 4000 SuperJew network could not tell any of their Jewish friends and family in other cities, and have no leaks at all to anyone who may just have a problem with the the idea of covering up the death of 3000 non-Jewish American’s.  The belief requires that the 4000 Jews that skipped work were all part of the plan…..as none of them have come forward.   While I seriously doubted the plausibility and logic of this concept, I had to investigate.

Trolling the internet I found the claim on many conspiracy websites and Islamic related sites.  And after reading a few, I realized that there was nothing to substantiate the claim.  If there’s no evidence, why believe the less plausible argument? It’s ridiculous.  This MSN link also explains the likely origin of this myth.

A certain group of Israelis must not have gotten the “Death to America” memo on the 10th, as the Department of State has a list of Israeli Citizens that died on the the 11th…………………….. Continue Reading…

Jun
2

Aminweinerjad……why even give the hope of democracy?

3 Brown Stars for this Toolshed

3 Brown Stars for this Toolshed

It looks like Ahmadinejad is at it again.   “The people don’t like me?  Shut Down the media so no one finds out!”  God forbid anyone in Iran use the internet to communicate.    He’s a total idiot.   I’m glad to see the Iranian people are ready to Stand up!

Seriously, why even fake democracy?

Seriously, why even fake democracy?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jun/16/iran-protests-election-recount

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,526627,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/16/obama-disputed-iran-election-reveals-changed-expectations-voters/

VIDEO AND READ MORE……. Continue Reading…

Jun
0

George Tiller aka “Tiller The Baby Killer”…Killed

georgetiller

George Tiller was shot and killed yesterday morning in Witchita, KS.  From the Associated Press:

Dr. George Tiller, one of the nation’s few providers of late-term abortions despite decades of protests and attacks, was shot and killed Sunday in a church where he was serving as an usher.
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The gunman fled, but a 51-year-old suspect was detained some 170 miles away in suburban Kansas City three hours after the shooting, Wichita Deputy Police Chief Tom Stolz said.
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May
0

Mancow Gets Waterboarded

[Stream of consciousness post]  Hmm, Mancow getting waterboarded…really annoying video titles interrupting to tell us they are so hardcore and historic….he’s holding a toy cow…so this isn’t actual waterboarding?….wait what?….that was it?…are you acting?…wait, you aren’t a professional?

May
1

Is That You Pat?

A little after lunch double entendre?


May
0

We’re On To You Pelosi

peloskeletorSo Nancy Pelosi headed east to talk to China about cooperating in the fight against global warming.  We know she thinks we’ll all just forget about her and her public “they never briefed me about torture” escapades by the time she gets back.  Sorry Nancy, we will not forget in our fight to save Eternia.

“U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, in the past one of China’s sharpest critics, Tuesday promoted common ground with China in the fight to combat global warming,” the Wall Street Journal reports. “‘I think this climate crisis is game changing for the U.S.-China relationship. It is an opportunity we cannot miss,” Ms. Pelosi told the U.S.-China Clean Energy Forum.

Watch the video after the break and you will see her in a whole new light… Continue Reading…

May
4

Che Guevara has Doodiepants tshirt

Communism killed 100,000,000 people, and all Che got was this lousy tshirt.
Viva la Doodiepants revolution!
UPDATE: TSHIRT REMOVED FROM SITE DUE TO COPYRIGHT VIOLATIONS ON CHE’S PIC!
COME ON…………….