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The arguments for and against the Ground Zero mosque are still fresh in mind—–meanwhile a group of Kuwaiti Mullahs(Islamic preachers), are claiming that ” Christian churches should not be built in Islamic countries”.  This was in response to one of the new Christian churches in Kuwait City that was to begin construction.   The irony of this situation struck me.  Our country built on freedom of religion appears to have moral high ground here.  The US is obliged to authorize Islamic organizations to build mosques within US borders, but American Christians can and often are denied the right to build churches in the same countries who’s religious base funds and builds inside the US.  In addition, Saudi Arabia (the heart of Islam and the home of Mecca) will not permit us to build churches on their sacred soil.    KUWAIT CITY, July 26: A group of Islamic preachers claimed that Christian churches should not be built in Islamic countries particularly in the Arabian Peninsula following the issuance of an approval for constructing a church  Continue Reading…

Since when is it acceptable to have any activity where girls are forced to the back of the room based of their gender and/or their menstrual cycle? In Valley Park Middle School the religious double standard is upheld and because it’s religiously related, it has been allowed on school grounds.   If any staff of the school were responsible for this set up: Boys in front, girls in back and menstruating girls not allowed to participate for no physical reason, they would be instantly fired, and rightly so.   Check out the video below.

This isn’t just an issue of old traditions dying hard, the reason for separation of menstruating women in both Islam and Old Testament Judaism is due to their Continue Reading…

In an effort to glorify the words of various divine beings that are accepted without question by millions of people worldwide……here’s another quote from the wisest being in the universe.

Bukhari:Verse 4, Book 54, Number 476-544

“‘In Paradise they will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Everyone will have two virgins who will be so beautiful and transparent the bones of their legs will be seen through their flesh.’” Continue Reading…

The infamous cartoons from the Danish newspaper “Jyllands-Posten” featuring the prophet Mohammed wearing a turban with a bomb in it is now a reality.  There have been 5 reported “turban bomb” incidents in the last 7 months.  The irony is in the previous violent response to the original cartoons.  There was an immense amount of Muslim anger and violence in the depiction of their prophet.   Now hardline fundamentalist Muslims are playing right into the Dutch cartoonist’s hands.  They’re putting bombs in their turbans and blowing people up.  Horrifically Awesome Irony…..  Kurt Westergaard, the Danish artist who drew the “turban bomb” cartoon of the Prophet Mohammad that sparked violent protests across the Muslim world, says he has “no regrets about the caricature that changed his life”.  He lives under death threats that seem to be more than just words.  The Danish Security and Intelligence Service arrested three men suspected of planning to kill him and continue to hold a watchful eye over this constantly threatened cartoonist.

The most recent turban bomb was in the assassination of Former Afghan President Burhanuddin Rabbani.

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Former Afghan President Burhanuddin Rabbani, whose emotional and tempestuous funeral took place only hours ago, was assassinated this week in Kabul as part of an elaborate plot. Continue Reading…

It’s only appropriate that we make fun of cultural stereotypes.  Hell what are they there for?

Offensive?……..could be. The ordinary Muslim guy meme deserves a shirt as well. I’m workin’ on it.

Check out the rest of this offensive politically incorrect collection of funny…..

Thank you “Ordinary Muslim Guy” Meme-rific Continue Reading…

You may have remembered our past post (Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed) concerning the extremely odd male femininity and hypocritical homosexual/pedo habits in Central Asian Islamic culture.   Any soldier that was deployed to Afghanistan will verify and likely have shocking, odd ,supporting stories about beardless boy love and rampant sexual confusion.  Meanwhile the US is downtrodden for it’s sinful and evil ways.   Hell…….go to a wedding in Kabul and it’s like there will be a young dancing boy paid for and admired by all the old men at the wedding.  It’s tradition right?   The Pedo bear would find a nice home there with the bacha bazi.  Pedo bear likey.

Sure Sure……that’s fair.  Meanwhile, the Pedo bear runs rampant in the strictest of Islamic theocracies.

Below is an interesting paper written up on the the specifics of Homosexuality, Male femininity and pederasty throughout the history of Islam.   It’s pretty damn interesting and a highly suggested download. It’ll work on your ebook reader too! Continue Reading…

The grand religious council and advisers to King Abdullah have recently found that in Saudi Arabia women who walk more than 50 meters per day are more like to engage in extramarital sex, prostitution, pornography, and other horrible acts such as driving and speaking before being called upon.  One possible solution for worried husbands is to tie a rope to the wife much like you would to secure prized milking goats.  This act of nonsecular dedication will surely bring a smile to Allah’s face and cause the great Prophet Mohammed to bless Saudi Arabia upon his return.  Rest assured, your wife’s forced sacrifice will not go unrewarded in the afterlife.  Religious councils have now verified that according to the Sunnah(Islamic tradition), she may be able to accompany you in paradise while you are fed and cared for by handsome boy servants and virgins girls. ( ”round about them will serve, devoted to them, young male servants handsome as pearls
well-guarded” (Qur’an 52:24),  and “youths of  perpetual freshness” (Qur’an 56:17)  Just in case you didn’t believe me. Continue Reading…

Let the world know how you feel about Islamic Extremism with this awesome shirt.   The value Tshirts are only 12.95 and good quality.  Or you can get snazzy and square your sexy lady friend away with one of these tank tops.  This shirt is a must have for any Enduring Freedom or Iraqi Freedom vet.   I just bought one and can’t wait to rock at the next rally. All I need to make now is some “infidel” thongs.

Do a search in Google for “Zazzle Coupons”.  They usually have shipping deals or discount coupons.   I bought some shirts last week for $7 each with a $5 off coupon code.

Martyr Is Just a Fancy Name for Crappy Fighter by doodiepants

Don’t Worry Aisha….God’s Cool with it.

Below is an excerpt from an article in the Weekly Blitz. Thinking it could be a fabrication, I had to check the source on this one.  It seemed way too ridiculous to be true.  The Weekly Blitz however, is the largest circulated periodical in Bangladesh. It’s also the only anti-Jihadist newspaper in the Muslim world.  According to the Blitz, there are large groups of Muslims in Bangladesh that will fight and die to keep child marriage legal.   Based on the verses from the Hadith, this embarrassment for Western Islam is quite clear and proper for our Mullah friend Mufti Fazlul Haque Amini.  And from his twisted perspective, he has every logical right to be angry.  If child marriage gets outlawed and labeled immoral, what would that say about the Prophet Mohammad?  The chld marriage debate brings up some difficult issues for Muslims.

Article Excerpt from The Weekly Blitz -

Notorious pro-Taliban Islamist clergy in Bangladesh, Mufti Fazlul Haque Amini has threatened to wage jihad in the country if the government will pass any law banning child marriage.  He said, two hundred thousand Jihadists of his group are ready to ‘sacrifice’ lives if any such law, which goes against “Koran and Sunnah” will be passed by the current government in the country.

Mufti Amini said, Banning child marriage will cause challenging the marriage of the holy prophet of Islam, who also married minor Ayesha, when she was just eight years old.

He said, The new law initiated by the current government will put the moral character of the prophet into controversy and challenge.

Below are quotes from the Islamic Hadith regarding the Prophet Mohammad’s child marriage to Aisha at age 9. Continue Reading…

Is it really a surprise that porn was found on Bin Laden’s hard drives?   He was stuck in that compound for a long long time……. And, What would be real news; is a hard drive out there in the world that DOESN’T contain porn.

I was hoping they’d release this news even if it wasn’t true.  What an awesome stab at the supposed piety of this murderous Islamic fundamentalist!  Congrats to Bin Laden! Not only is he in good company with the likes of Hitler and Stalin but he now shares the ranks of famous religious hypocrites Ted Haggard, Jimmy Swaggart and Robert Tilton.  It wouldn’t be out of the question if it was gay porn either.  The Taliban and Militant Islamists of the region are known for their homosexual leanings.

Wired Magazine – We Have Found Bin Laden’s Porn Stash-

Osama bin Laden lived for as long as five years in a compound with no internet or phone communications. He found ways to occupy his time.

Intelligence officials sifting through the contents of bin Laden’s captured hard drives have made quite the discovery. “The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan,” Reuters reports with an admirable deadpan, “consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive.” This is a great day for America.

If this is a CIA information operation — and how could it not be? — it’s the greatest one of all time. In public, bin Laden is the pious, self-proclaimed vanguard of a violent Islamic uprising. Alone in his compound, he’s beating it like it owes him cash.

Just to be That Guy, I tweeted at the Taliban’s English-language Twitter account what it makes of its old pal’s furtive encounters with himself. This is Internet Rule 34 to the Nth Degree.

“Please make it gay porn,” tweets the Washington Times‘ Continue Reading…