Mitt Romney’s Magic Mormon Underwear

So Mitt Romney wears special church authorized Mormon underwear…..we can make fun of him right?

Mitt Romney wearing Mormon Underwear

Mitt’s Special Mormon Underwear….look closely

Mormon Underwear

Mormons complain a lot about being “ridiculed”, but they’re not the first.  Lot’s of people that believe ridiculous things without evidence get made fun of.  Heck…we posted earlier on a wingnut that believed that Fairies, Elves and Gnomes were real and all hung out in his back yard.   Doodiepants also mocked Sunni fundamentalist Islam for publicly stating that God doesn’t listen to farters, Demons cause respiratory issues, and sex with your slaves is totally acceptable.  Is it mean to expect otherwise intelligent people to let go of ignorance, bigotry, and superstition?  I think not…..  The same goes in the case for believing that an invisible universe creating super being is concerned with your underwear selections(Mitt Romney)——-Or that an angel revealed a message(Qu’ran) to an illiterate trader in a cave over a period of 20 years, or that people with black skin have been cursed by God, or that a loving and wise universe creator condoned slavery and ordered genocide a couple thousand years ago, or even that you get magical powers by believing spiritual propositions with out evidence.

Thomas Jefferson shared some words on that subject in relation to some seemingly unreasonable religious principles:  Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions.  Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus.  — Thomas Jefferson, letter to Francis Adrian Van there Kemp July 30, 1816. So….I’m with Thomas Jefferson and Matt and Trey Parker, creators of “The Book Of Mormon” Broadway musical.  Let’s ridicule!

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The Mormon History of Black Skin

This is amazing.  I never realized that Mormons had their own little space science fiction drama. I also never knew that up until a holy revelation happened in 1978, the Mormon church banned people with black skin or African decent from the priesthood. It’s almost as bad as the Scientology story we posted a few months ago except for no space-planes.  The video below tells the rough story of Mormonism and their ancient galactic history.  Sadly the church doesn’t seem to talk much about the “early Gods” anymore, which is a shame because the story sounds awesome.   They should make an Xbox 360 game out of it where you can beam in like “Mormon Jesus”  kick butt and earn cool Mormon artifacts from ancient America(that never existed).

It’s all pretty ridiculous and entertaining but……notice the part in the cartoon about a group of wiley people getting cursed with black skin.   This may cause some waves here in the 21st century.

now appove of Black skin

I hear ya knockin

Watch the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints video below on where people with  black skin came from.  Continue Reading…