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Have ever seen video for the song “The Internet is for Porn”? According to research done by the  University of Montreal on porn habits,  it turns out…..it is!  They ran into small a problem with their research. They couldn’t find enough men who said they didn’t watch porn!

What were the results, seeing as though they couldn’t find anyone who didn’t watch porn? Crunchgear.com summed up the porn statistics well:

• Single men watched an average of 40 minutes of porn three times per week

• Non-single men watched porn a little bit less, 20 minutes and 1.7 times per week

• Men have “conventional” sexual habits, whatever that means

• Porn hasn’t changed men’s perception of women

For some interesting figures that may surprise you,   check out the handy diagram after jump. Continue Reading…

This is amazing.  I never realized that Mormons had their own little space science fiction drama.  It’s almost as bad as the Scientology story we posted a few months ago except for no space-planes.  The video we’ve posted below, tells the rough story of Mormonism and their ancient galactic history.  Sadly the church doesn’t seem to talk much about the “early Gods” anymore, which is a shame because the story sounds awesome.   They should make an Xbox 360 game out of it where you can beam in like “Mormon Jesus”  kick butt and earn cool Mormon artifacts(that never existed).  It’s all pretty ridiculous and entertaining but……there is one small part in the cartoon about some wiley people getting cursed with black skin. Uh-oh.

I hear ya knockin

Watch the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints video below.  You’ll flip….. Continue Reading…

On the “700 Club” Pat Robertson Implies that the reason for the disastrous Earthquake in Haiti wasn’t tectonic plate shifts; it was the pact with the devil Haitians to be freed from their French colonizers in the 18th Century.  Keep in mind that 96% of the population of Haiti are Christian.  (80% Catholic, 16% Protestant).

Here’s the truth behind the Haitian Revolution and Dutty Boukman (Pronounced Doodie Bookman)  If you look into Haitian history, there’s a story about a Voodoo priest whose death led to the final slave revolt that resulted in Haitian independence. Continue Reading…

In standard gay Taliban and Al Qaeda fashion, the failed underwear bomber used a small explosive device stuffed inside of his bikini bottoms.  Hard line Islamic extremist have always been known for their oddly feminine ways and we have yet another confirmation: Explosive bikini underwear crotch bombs. This has to be the most hilarious ‘terrorist fail’ yet.  The media seems to have snatched the term “Underwear Bomber” but I prefer “Crotch Bomber”. 

Here is the newly released picture of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s soiled bikini.

Bikini Briefs? Seriously?

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See our previous article “Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed”.

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Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking Break it Down!

Symphony of Science did an amazing job remixing Carl Sagan’s “Cosmos” and various other science figureheads into three awesome tracks. You’ll see Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku, Richard Dawkins, Michio Kaku, Robert Jastrow, and “Bill Nye the Science Guy”!   Also I’ve included links to download the mp3’s for each song.  Richard Dawkins continuously sounds like super wuss though.  Maybe he’s still sour over our last post about him.

See the entire Symphony of Science music video gallery after the jump……….

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The “Charlie Brown Christmas” cartoon that we all know and love with has flipped over to a new tradition.  In a moment of questioning his Christian faith and with the help of towel headed prison convert Linus, Charlie Brown finds ‘the path’ via Islam.  Watch out for the explosive ending!

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The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is the perfect hug for insuring no lustful thoughts enter the minds of any unmarried huggers.   It also serves to avoid any accidental junk or boob rubbing.  Watch the video and be put in awe.  It’ll be stuck in your head all week.

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There needs to be some sort of Christian cheese-ball commission; something setup to stop things like this or anything like it from ever coming out.  I realize that this would mean that nearly all of the Christian rap and rock from the 1990’s and most Christian t-shirts from bookstores be banned…….but something must be done.

Ryan Pann, the main signer and song writer spoke with the Chicago Tribune and admitted that the performance was a spoof.  But……when you  watch the video, there’s no indication of this.  They all seem pretty serious and gangsta gangsta.   Why would you let this video go out with no disclaimer?   I have no idea.  Now this video’s release is likely the largest regret of the Christian church since the the Spanish Inquisition.

The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is a more specific version of the ‘Church Hug’ defined in Urban Dictionary as “A hug in which Continue Reading…

I know a lot of folks have already seen this……but somehow the whole Trading Spouses “God Warrior” drama flew right by me and a lot of my pals in Costa Rica.  Here’s the craziest scariest thing you’ll ever see on prime time TV.  It’s now a Doodiepants Favorite.

The God Warrior – Trading Spouses Episode

If you feel the need to see the entire double episode, you can watch it here. Continue Reading…

“Sparrows have to fly over Kandahar with one wing. The other is used to cover it’s behind” Famous saying in Afghanistan

The Taliban have been known for their interesting habits and beliefs.  They believe women are dirty and not to be seen in public.  They have men only parties, with men only dancing(see the last 2 videos). They kill people who have sex with unauthorized women and they love beardless boys.   I think this video collage and the links below make it perfectly clear what every coalition soldier leaves Afghanistan believing.  The Taliban are incredibly gay.


Credits to Thomas Dworzak for creating this video.  Originally posted on Magnum In Motion

If your only view of Afghanistan and the Taliban comes from your television, you’re likely to have a skewed image in your mind.  Taliban are almost always shown to be violent and oppressive. But, they are also often portrayed as being totally submitted to their flavor of Islam and extremely strict and conservative.  Ironically Continue Reading…

So let me get this right? Hygiene rules are relative to religion?

(See link to A.P. news article here or read short article excerpt below the picture)

If an enterprise or country has certain rules for hygiene set up; it is what it is.  Even if the hygiene rules are lame, they are in place and not respecting any specific religion.  I got kicked out of pool at a beach club 2 months ago for swimming in jeans.  If I was smart, I would have claimed that they were my Christian swimming pants.

A Muslim business owner is more than welcome to make a burka laden private swimming pool business if he or she wants. No one forced this woman to live in a country not predominantly populated by Muslims.  And in the case of conversion, rules don’t suddenly change because you converted.  You change. Many Muslims moved to European or American countries because their Islamic countries’ living standards flat out sucked in the first place.  I can assure you that the standards of living in England or France are multiple times higher than Peshawar, Kabul, or Cairo.

I lived in  Kuwait in an apartment downtown in 2003, I was right next to a mosque.  The call for prayer went 5 times a day over a megaphone.  “allhaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh akbar alllahhhhhhhh akbar” and Repeat,Repeat right into my window.  Did I complain because the “call for prayer” woke me up while I was sleeping for the graveyard shift? No.  Did I complain because I couldn’t buy food products deem unIslamic or Halal? No.  Did I complain because Ruby Tuesday’s would not put liquor in their margaritas? Yes, just a little. Continue Reading…