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Brynne, Tess and Savannah Larson discuss how they first became involved in performing exorcisms.  Brynne is the daughter of the famous exorcist Bob Larson and claims that she did her first exorcism in Africa with her father standing by.

I wonder if after the show, they held Anderson Cooper down and tried to caste the “gay demon” out of him.    Unfortunately I think they’d rather do exorcisms on weak-minded teenage girls and poor uneducated Africans.  (And yes….if you were not aware, Anderson Cooper is gay)

Not sure……but I’m guessing the qualification for excising a demon is the same qualification you need to kick a unicorn or punch Continue Reading…

The infamous cartoons from the Danish newspaper “Jyllands-Posten” featuring the prophet Mohammed wearing a turban with a bomb in it is now a reality.  There have been 5 reported “turban bomb” incidents in the last 7 months.  The irony is in the previous violent response to the original cartoons.  There was an immense amount of Muslim anger and violence in the depiction of their prophet.   Now hardline fundamentalist Muslims are playing right into the Dutch cartoonist’s hands.  They’re putting bombs in their turbans and blowing people up.  Horrifically Awesome Irony…..  Kurt Westergaard, the Danish artist who drew the “turban bomb” cartoon of the Prophet Mohammad that sparked violent protests across the Muslim world, says he has “no regrets about the caricature that changed his life”.  He lives under death threats that seem to be more than just words.  The Danish Security and Intelligence Service arrested three men suspected of planning to kill him and continue to hold a watchful eye over this constantly threatened cartoonist.

The most recent turban bomb was in the assassination of Former Afghan President Burhanuddin Rabbani.

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Former Afghan President Burhanuddin Rabbani, whose emotional and tempestuous funeral took place only hours ago, was assassinated this week in Kabul as part of an elaborate plot. Continue Reading…

If you come from religious perspective and can get over Colbert’s irreverence of tradition, you’ll realize that he’s doing what needs to be done more often—–punking out buffoons like Pat Robertson.  Pat is part of a long list of people smacking their lips on God’s behalf, claiming the know the future, and repeatedly contradicting themselves.   He claims to quote God directly and relays God’s message that the country will go through a large economic collapse.  Is God Captain obvious now?  The only specific detail that God gave Pat Robertson was the identity of the next US president.  Unfortunately, Pat was not allowed to tell the public.  I find this quite convenient, just in case he misheard God.

Pat Robertson apparently gets a pass on Bullshit claims of future knowledge and connection with God Continue Reading…

A Westboro Baptist Church member was caught protesting the ordination of a gay pastor in Madison Wisconsin while wearing a tshirt advertising one of the gayest shows on earth…….GLEE.    The church was made famous a few years back for protesting at soldiers funerals and carrying sign with messages stating, “God hates fags”, “Thank God for dead soldiers”, “Fag enabler”  and other creative slogans.  According to the person who took this picture and posted it on Flickr, “She told us she didn’t know anything about the shirt, but that her sister gave it to her when they headed out this morning.”  Wow…your sister really effed you on that one!

Protester Fail

Nothing against Glee, I’m just a bigger fan of entertainment that promotes human breeding Continue Reading…

You may have remembered our past post (Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed) concerning the extremely odd male femininity and oddly hypocritical homosexual/pedo habits in Central Asian Islamic culture.   Any soldier that was deployed to Afghanistan will verify and likely have shocking, odd ,supporting stories about beardless boy love and rampant sexual confusion.   The Pedo bear would find a nice home there with the bacha bazi.  Pedo bear likey.

Sure Sure......that's fair. Meanwhile, the Pedo bear runs rampant in the strictest of Islamic theocracies.

Below is an interesting paper written up on the the specifics of Homosexuality, Male femininity and pederasty throughout the history of Islam.   It’s pretty damn interesting and a highly suggested download. It’ll work on your ebook reader too! Continue Reading…

The grand religious council and advisers to King Abdullah in Saudi Arabia have recently found that women who walk more than 50 meters per day are more like to engage in extramarital sex, prostitution, pornography, and other horrible acts such as driving and speaking before being called upon.  One possible solution for worried husbands is to tie a rope to the wife much like you would to secure prized milking goats.  This act of nonsecular dedication will surely bring a smile to Allah’s face.  Rest assured, your wife’s forced sacrifice will not go unrewarded in the afterlife.  Religious councils have now verified that according to the Sunnah(Islamic tradition), she may be able to accompany you in paradise while you are fed and cared for by handsome boy servants and virgins girls. Continue Reading…

Ugandan Christian pastor (Doodie Sanchez) is leading the fight against the scourge of homosexuality in Uganda.  Listen as he  enlightens us on the details of  ‘the gay’.  Those crazy homosexuals, eating da poo poo.

Uganda is currently pushing for a bill to have homosexuals killed or imprisoned.    I’m wondering if the homosexuals who do not “ eat da poo poo” are also included?

So, where does Doodie Sanchez get his info from?  Does the arm make it all the way up to elbow?   Wow that’s a real trooper.

Be sure and check out the  “Eat da Poo Poo” Meme site.   Knowyourmeme – Eat da Poo poo

Frank Mugisha is kicking ass and leading the fight against idiots like the pastor above. (who are indirectly ushering in death penalties and hate driven violence) Continue Reading…

A friend of mine sent me this picture he took of a sign someone left leaning on a tree in Chicago.  Knowing that Doodiepants.com was a fan of bashing this ridiculous and misguided religion we were super happy!  We dedicated a post to this BS ‘religion of the stars’ and posted a video from the famous South Park episode explaining the ‘space drama’ that is Scientology. Also, included were some personal experiences with Scientology.  The post is aptly named, Scientology Is Ridiculous.  Check it out for an interesting read and a jaw dropping video.

Lol Cats and Scientology...perfect combo

I thought Lol cats were soooo 2 years ago, but no……they’re still funny.

Crazy thing is, I managed to track down the owner of this exact sign via Google Image search.  Looks like the same tree and same grassy area.  I reckon it be our sign holder.  Thumbs UP dude! Check it below. Continue Reading…

Zeitgeist Fail

For those that have seen the movie “Zeitgeist”, this debunking video ought to be pretty interesting.  Part One of the Zeitgeist movie was a seemingly enlightening (and shocking) foray into the roots of Christianity.  Well, shocking unless you’re familiar with some of the claims they’re making.  Peter Joseph, the writer and director, seeks to persuade his viewers that the authors of the New Testament borrowed the idea of Jesus’ virgin birth, December 25th birth date, twelve disciples, miracles, crucifixion, and resurrection from astrological sources and ancient pagan mystery religions that were around long before the time of Christ.  The video below is dedicated to debunking the the first part of the conspiracy laden claims of the Zeitgeist movie.  While there are similarities between various pre-Christian myths and the roots of Christianity, the Zeitgeist movie really showed it’s ignorance by making some obvious screw ups in the first few minutes.   One that I caught was the idiotic connection between the Christian “Three Kings” story, astrology and to Horus.  Those familiar with the Bible will know that it says nothing about three kings.  There were however, Magi that visited Jesus after his birth.  Their number was not specified and they were not kings.  It appears that the creators of Zeitgeist had sources in “Part One” that didn’t go much further then poorly researched Hallmark cards and Christmas carols.  Continue Reading…

Let the world know how you feel about Islamic Extremism with this awesome shirt.   The value Tshirts are only 12.95 and good quality.  Or you can get snazzy and square your sexy lady friend away with one of these tank tops.  This shirt is a must have for any Enduring Freedom or Iraqi Freedom vet.   I just bought one and can’t wait to rock at the next rally. All I need to make now is some “infidel” thongs.

Do a search in Google for “Zazzle Coupons”.  They usually have shipping deals or discount coupons.   I bought some shirts last week for $7 each with a $5 off coupon code.

Martyr Is Just a Fancy Name for Crappy Fighter by doodiepants

Don't Worry Aisha....God's Cool with it.

Below is an excerpt from an article in the Weekly Blitz. Thinking it could be a fabrication, I had to check the source on this one.  It seemed way too ridiculous to be true.  The Weekly Blitz however, is the largest circulated periodical in Bangladesh. It’s also the only anti-Jihadist newspaper in the Muslim world.  According to the Blitz, there are large groups of Muslims in Bangladesh that will fight and die to keep child marriage legal.    Based on the verses from the Hadith, this embarrassment for Western Islam is quite clear and proper for our Mullah friend Mufti Fazlul Haque Amini.  And from his twisted perspective, he has every logical right to be angry.  If child marriage gets outlawed and labeled immoral, what would that say about the Prophet Mohammad?

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Notorious pro-Taliban Islamist clergy in Bangladesh, Mufti Fazlul Haque Amini has threatened to wage jihad in the country if the government will pass any law banning child marriage.  He said, two hundred thousand Jihadists of his group are ready to ‘sacrifice’ lives if any such law, which goes against “Koran and Sunnah” will be passed by the current government in the country.

Mufti Amini said, Banning child marriage will cause challenging the marriage of the holy prophet of Islam, who also married minor Ayesha, when she was just eight years old.

He said, The new law initiated by the current government will put the moral character of the prophet into controversy and challenge.

Below are quotes from the Islamic Hadith regarding the Prophet Mohammad’s marriage to Aisha at age 9. Continue Reading…

So, if you type in “can Jesus” into the Google search box,  a bunch of Google search recommendations and related phrases pop up below.  One of them is “can Jesus Microwave a burrito”. Much like celeb cellulite and dramatic chipmunks,  this is one of those things that’s nearly impossible NOT to click on.   I clicked on it and quickly learned about Jesus and his philosophical burrito. 

Turns out this internet MEME is quite popular.  The question “can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even him could not eat it” has been answered numerous time on Yahoo Answers.    The Yahoo Answer after the jump  is by far the most in depth answer  and revolves around the age old paradox: “can God create a rock so heavy he cannot lift”.   Thanks Google Search Recommendations for wasting yet another 30 minutes of my life.

See the full philosophical answer below.

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