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The infamous cartoons from the Dutch newspaper “Jyllands-Posten” featuring the prophet Mohammed wearing a turban with a bomb in it is now a reality.  There have been 5 reported “turban bomb” incidents in the last 7 months.  The irony is in the previous violent response to the original cartoons.  There was an immense amount of Muslim anger and violence in the depiction of their prophet.   Now hardline fundamentalist Muslims are playing right into the Dutch cartoonist’s hands.  They’re putting bombs in their turbans and blowing people up.  Horrifically Awesome Irony…..  Kurt Westergaard, the Danish artist who drew the “turban bomb” cartoon of the Prophet Mohammad that sparked violent protests across the Muslim world, says he has “no regrets about the caricature that changed his life”.  He lives under death threats that seem to be more than just words.  The Danish Security and Intelligence Service arrested three men suspected of planning to kill him and continue to hold a watchful eye over this constantly threatened cartoonist.

The most recent turban bomb was in the assassination of Former Afghan President Burhanuddin Rabbani.

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Former Afghan President Burhanuddin Rabbani, whose emotional and tempestuous funeral took place only hours ago, was assassinated this week in Kabul as part of an elaborate plot. Continue Reading…

You may have remembered our past post (Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed) concerning the extremely odd male femininity and oddly hypocritical homosexual/pedo habits in Central Asian Islamic culture.   Any soldier that was deployed to Afghanistan will verify and likely have shocking, odd ,supporting stories about beardless boy love and rampant sexual confusion.   The Pedo bear would find a nice home there with the bacha bazi.  Pedo bear likey.

Sure Sure......that's fair. Meanwhile, the Pedo bear runs rampant in the strictest of Islamic theocracies.

Below is an interesting paper written up on the the specifics of Homosexuality, Male femininity and pederasty throughout the history of Islam.   It’s pretty damn interesting and a highly suggested download. It’ll work on your ebook reader too! Continue Reading…

The grand religious council and advisers to King Abdullah in Saudi Arabia have recently found that women who walk more than 50 meters per day are more like to engage in extramarital sex, prostitution, pornography, and other horrible acts such as driving and speaking before being called upon.  One possible solution for worried husbands is to tie a rope to the wife much like you would to secure prized milking goats.  This act of nonsecular dedication will surely bring a smile to Allah’s face.  Rest assured, your wife’s forced sacrifice will not go unrewarded in the afterlife.  Religious councils have now verified that according to the Sunnah(Islamic tradition), she may be able to accompany you in paradise while you are fed and cared for by handsome boy servants and virgins girls. Continue Reading…

Let the world know how you feel about Islamic Extremism with this awesome shirt.   The value Tshirts are only 12.95 and good quality.  Or you can get snazzy and square your sexy lady friend away with one of these tank tops.  This shirt is a must have for any Enduring Freedom or Iraqi Freedom vet.   I just bought one and can’t wait to rock at the next rally. All I need to make now is some “infidel” thongs.

Do a search in Google for “Zazzle Coupons”.  They usually have shipping deals or discount coupons.   I bought some shirts last week for $7 each with a $5 off coupon code.

Martyr Is Just a Fancy Name for Crappy Fighter by doodiepants

Don't Worry Aisha....God's Cool with it.

Below is an excerpt from an article in the Weekly Blitz. Thinking it could be a fabrication, I had to check the source on this one.  It seemed way too ridiculous to be true.  The Weekly Blitz however, is the largest circulated periodical in Bangladesh. It’s also the only anti-Jihadist newspaper in the Muslim world.  According to the Blitz, there are large groups of Muslims in Bangladesh that will fight and die to keep child marriage legal.    Based on the verses from the Hadith, this embarrassment for Western Islam is quite clear and proper for our Mullah friend Mufti Fazlul Haque Amini.  And from his twisted perspective, he has every logical right to be angry.  If child marriage gets outlawed and labeled immoral, what would that say about the Prophet Mohammad?

Article Excerpt from The Weekly Blitz -

Notorious pro-Taliban Islamist clergy in Bangladesh, Mufti Fazlul Haque Amini has threatened to wage jihad in the country if the government will pass any law banning child marriage.  He said, two hundred thousand Jihadists of his group are ready to ‘sacrifice’ lives if any such law, which goes against “Koran and Sunnah” will be passed by the current government in the country.

Mufti Amini said, Banning child marriage will cause challenging the marriage of the holy prophet of Islam, who also married minor Ayesha, when she was just eight years old.

He said, The new law initiated by the current government will put the moral character of the prophet into controversy and challenge.

Below are quotes from the Islamic Hadith regarding the Prophet Mohammad’s marriage to Aisha at age 9. Continue Reading…

Is it really a surprise that porn was found on Bin Laden’s hard drives?   He was stuck in that compound for a long long time……. And, What would be real news; is a hard drive out there in the world that DOESN’T contain porn.

I was hoping they’d release this news even if it wasn’t true.  What an awesome stab at the supposed piety of this murderous Islamic fundamentalist!  Congrats to Bin Laden! Not only is he in good company with the likes of Hitler and Stalin but he now shares the ranks of famous religious hypocrites Ted Haggard, Jimmy Swaggart and Robert Tilton.  It wouldn’t be out of the question if it was gay porn either.  The Taliban and Militant Islamists of the region are known for their homosexual leanings.

Wired Magazine – We Have Found Bin Laden’s Porn Stash-

Osama bin Laden lived for as long as five years in a compound with no internet or phone communications. He found ways to occupy his time.

Intelligence officials sifting through the contents of bin Laden’s captured hard drives have made quite the discovery. “The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan,” Reuters reports with an admirable deadpan, “consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive.” This is a great day for America.

If this is a CIA information operation — and how could it not be? — it’s the greatest one of all time. In public, bin Laden is the pious, self-proclaimed vanguard of a violent Islamic uprising. Alone in his compound, he’s beating it like it owes him cash.

Just to be That Guy, I tweeted at the Taliban’s English-language Twitter account what it makes of its old pal’s furtive encounters with himself. This is Internet Rule 34 to the Nth Degree.

“Please make it gay porn,” tweets the Washington Times‘ Continue Reading…

Good times Jihad....

What to do if you’re attracted to beardless youth?  Farted While Praying? How to Circumcise women?  This is part 2 of funny Sharia law questions from Islam Question and Answer………..Real questions from real people sent into real Sunni Islam scholars.

Click the link on each question to view the actual answer from the Islam Question and Answer site.

My wife will only have sex with me twice a week.  Is she allowed to do that?

Most definitely not!

“The wife is obliged to obey her husband if he calls her to his bed, and if she refuses then she is sinning, because of the report narrated by al-Bukhaari (32370 and Muslim (1436) from Abu Hurayrah (may Allaah be pleased with him), that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “If a man calls his wife to his bed and she does not come to him, and he goes to sleep angry with her, the angels will curse her Continue Reading…

Dirty Witches!

“Close allies of Iran’s president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, have been accused of using supernatural powers to further his policies amid an increasingly bitter power struggle between him and the country’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.  Several people said to be close to the president and his chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, have been arrested in recent days and charged with being “magicians” and invoking djinns (spirits).  Ayandeh, an Iranian news website, described one of the arrested men, Abbas Ghaffari, as “a man with special skills in metaphysics and connections with the unknown worlds”. The arrests come amid a growing rift between Ahmadinejad and Khamenei which has prompted several MPs to call for the president to be impeached.”

–Guardian.co.uk Article Source

Just in case you were curious…..Sorcery is taken very serious in Islam. Below is a little info from the Hadith concerning Jew witches casting a spell on the prophet Mohamed using hair, a comb and a date palm flower. The Link to the USC Hadith library are below the quoted text for verification. Continue Reading…

Due the to current Burqa ban in France, Various Ninja clans throughout the country complain that their traditional garb(similar to a burqa) is now under fire.  According to Ninja clan leader Shinobi Hagakure, head of the Local 413 Cross Cutters Union, “what are we supposed to do now?  Wear frosted bluejeans? Polos? That’s not very sneaky”.  He then performed a ninja facepalm.

Those that choose to wear Ninja outfits in Public will now be fined $150 and sent to a French citizenship course.  French authorities have reassured the Ninja population that shin guards, climbing spikes, staffs, rope and throwing stars are still within the bounds of the law.

For more details on the France Burqa ban Continue Reading…

Taliban Uses Poison Gas on Afghan School Girls

“Just like they tried to poison us, I’m going to poison them. But with words……and shame them with my education”

-Kabul School Girl

This video likely brings a feeling of total disgust and confusion.  How can actions like this be justified?  How can toolbag groups such as this still have support networks in the Islamic world?  Why not attack US forces and other infidel invaders?  The amount of brainwashing involved in bringing large groups of people to come to accept actions such as this is unbelievable.  Once again the Taliban have given credit and honor to the GayK-47 Shirt.

Be sure and see the videos below about education in Afghanistan and what the US Special Forces are doing in Afghanistan’s  Pesch valley. Continue Reading…

You ignorant Americans with your savage and macho patriotism. Chanting USA at a football game on 9/11 is incredibly insensitive to our Muslim population that has been constantly under attack by US imperialist actions.     It’s propaganda and an lowly militarism according to David Green; a University of Illinois Professor quoted in the independent publication “Daily Illini”.

Universities.....liberal cesspool breeding grounds.

“Patriots are prone to “obnoxious, fake-macho, chicken-hawk” chants.

Daily Illini – Block-I chant portrays ‘neither patriotism nor remembrance’

The vast majority of 9/11 observances in this country cannot be seen as politically neutral events. Implicit in their nature are the notions that lives lost at the World Trade Center are more valuable than lives lost in Afghanistan, Iraq, Palestine and elsewhere; that the motives of the 9/11 attackers had nothing to do with genuine grievances in the Islamic world regarding American imperialism; and that the U.S. has been justified in the subsequent killing of hundreds of thousands in so-called retaliation. Continue Reading…

According to the NY Times:

“Ninety percent of people have access to radios and they listen to the news very, very carefully,” Mr. Hafizullah said. Urged on by their mullahs, however, the protesters on Friday were determined to make a statement.  “If burning the Koran ever did happen,” he said, “every foreigner in this country, one hundred percent of them, will be in trouble. Every Muslim is responsible to show their reaction to that. It is the right thing to do.”

Picture from Violent Protests in Jalalabad, Afghanistan

Religion of Peace………….

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