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Tomorrow, September 11th 2010 has been labeled by some as “International Burn a Koran Day” (Facebook Page Link)

Sure, it may be a total insult to burn the religious text of another faith.  It may be in bad taste.  It may be, “not nice” .

But shouldn’t we be focusing on the fact that there is a legitimate concern that people of a certain faith will react violently and people will die as a result.  People have been burning things in protest for years…..bras, flags, bibles, likenesses etc.   Burning a book is non-violent. Americans are now scared to protest a something that they don’t agree with and view as oppressive and violent.

Granted the Pastor, Terry Jones from “Dove World Outreach Centre” is a loony, but this whole situation makes you think.  If someone is going to burn a Koran in protest of large violent and oppressive factions of Islam………….isn’t telling them not to burn a book because people will get killed kind of illogical?   Basically you’re saying  “don’t protest violence, or it might get violent”.

Example:

Koran Burner: “I’m burning this Koran in protest of the violent and oppressive Islamic groups, governments, and attitudes the Koran has been used to support. ”

Obama:  “Don’t don that, this might cause a large group Muslims to get violent and kill people.”

Koran Burner:   Um………What?

I wish I could draw cartoons for the dialog above.  The whole situation doesn’t make sense.

Meanwhile Christian Churches are being burned in Iraq for being “Christian Churches“. Continue Reading…

Don't Worry Aisha....God's Cool with it.

I just found a fun website called Islam Question and Answer!   It’s tons of fun.  Just think of the stupidest questions you can think of,  search for them, and you’ll find long drawn out answers from Islamic councils and famous Muslim mullahs(priests).

Or…………….. you can just look through all of my silly questions and answers below.   I spent about 3 hours searching through this entertaining site.  It’s my first exposure to Islam and it’s been awesome!  I translated the questions a bit but kept the original meaning for each one.

One odd thing I found about this site and about Islam in general is; there are a ton of rules and commandments centered around peeing on your clothes, farting, having sex with your slaves and marrying Christian girls. You’ll see below.  I’m not making anything up. Each question  is a link to the original answer on the site.

Go ahead click the links……..not making anything up. Continue Reading…

In standard gay Taliban and Al Qaeda fashion, the failed underwear bomber used a small explosive device stuffed inside of his bikini bottoms.  Hard line Islamic extremist have always been known for their oddly feminine ways and we have yet another confirmation: Explosive bikini underwear crotch bombs. This has to be the most hilarious ‘terrorist fail’ yet.  The media seems to have snatched the term “Underwear Bomber” but I prefer “Crotch Bomber”. 

Here is the newly released picture of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s soiled bikini.

Bikini Briefs? Seriously?

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See our previous article “Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed”.

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The “Charlie Brown Christmas” cartoon that we all know and love with has flipped over to a new tradition.  In a moment of questioning his Christian faith and with the help of towel headed prison convert Linus, Charlie Brown finds ‘the path’ via Islam.  Watch out for the explosive ending!

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To complement our post:  “Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed?” We made this spiffy t-shirt!

Taliban Weapon of Choice – The GayK-47 by doodiepants

“Sparrows have to fly over Kandahar with one wing. The other is used to cover it’s behind” Famous saying in Afghanistan

The Taliban have been known for their interesting habits and beliefs.  They believe women are dirty and not to be seen in public.  They have men only parties, with men only dancing(see the last 2 videos). They kill people who have sex with unauthorized women and they love beardless boys.   I think this video collage and the links below make it perfectly clear what every coalition soldier leaves Afghanistan believing.  The Taliban are incredibly gay.

Gay Taliban 2009 Photo Essay
Credits to Thomas Dworzak for creating this photo Essay.  Excellent work!

If your only view of Afghanistan and the Taliban comes from your television, you’re likely to have a skewed image in your mind.  Taliban are almost always shown to be violent and oppressive. But, they are also often portrayed as being totally submitted to their flavor of Islam and extremely strict and conservative.  Ironically Continue Reading…

So let me get this right? Hygiene rules are relative to religion?

(See link to A.P. news article here or read short article excerpt below the picture)

If an enterprise or country has certain rules for hygiene set up; it is what it is.  Even if the hygiene rules are lame, they are in place and not respecting any specific religion.  I got kicked out of pool at a beach club 2 months ago for swimming in jeans.  If I was smart, I would have claimed that they were my Christian swimming pants.

A Muslim business owner is more than welcome to make a burka laden private swimming pool business if he or she wants. No one forced this woman to live in a country not predominantly populated by Muslims.  And in the case of conversion, rules don’t suddenly change because you converted.  You change. Many Muslims moved to European or American countries because their Islamic countries’ living standards flat out sucked in the first place.  I can assure you that the standards of living in England or France are multiple times higher than Peshawar, Kabul, or Cairo.

I lived in  Kuwait in an apartment downtown in 2003, I was right next to a mosque.  The call for prayer went 5 times a day over a megaphone.  “allhaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh akbar alllahhhhhhhh akbar” and Repeat,Repeat right into my window.  Did I complain because the “call for prayer” woke me up while I was sleeping for the graveyard shift? No.  Did I complain because I couldn’t buy food products deem unIslamic or Halal? No.  Did I complain because Ruby Tuesday’s would not put liquor in their margaritas? Yes, just a little. Continue Reading…