A simple yet elegant shirt paying homage to Inigo Montoya from the movie “The Princess Bride” and his famous line.
“My Name is Enigo Montoya, You killed my father, prepare to die.”
A bullet load of tactical forums have been posting on this bodyguard service from Montgomery, Alabama. I still have a hard time believing they real. It appears that a group of meth-heads who played too much Call of Duty decided to make a bodyguard company.
If you have any doubts on the authenticity of the pics Continue Reading…
We used the fat, creepy, fake mustache guy for this one. Perfect fit! CLICK TO BUY NOW!
See the original meme that scared self-pleasuring feline lovers everywhere after the jump. Continue Reading…
Let the world know how you feel about Islamic Extremism with this awesome shirt. The value Tshirts are only 12.95 and good quality. Or you can get snazzy and square your sexy lady friend away with one of these tank tops. This shirt is a must have for any Enduring Freedom or Iraqi Freedom vet. I just bought one and can’t wait to rock at the next rally. All I need to make now is some “infidel” thongs.
Do a search in Google for “Zazzle Coupons”. They usually have shipping deals or discount coupons. I bought some shirts last week for $7 each with a $5 off coupon code.
Check out the latest Doodiepants.com T-shirt. This shirt is for the military guns and weapons lover. The M4 SOPMOD Rifle with the famous internet meme “Haters Gonna Hate” emblazoned on the chest. This would make an awesome Father’s Day gift. All different styles and sizes are available.
Do a search in Google for “Zazzle Coupons”. They usually have shipping deals or discount coupons. I bought a few of these last week for $7 Each with a coupon code.
So, if you type in “can Jesus” into the Google search box, a bunch of Google search recommendations and related phrases pop up below. One of them is “can Jesus Microwave a burrito”. Much like celeb cellulite and dramatic chipmunks, this is one of those things that’s nearly impossible NOT to click on. I clicked on it and quickly learned about Jesus and his philosophical burrito. 
Turns out this internet MEME is quite popular. The question “can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even him could not eat it” has been answered numerous time on Yahoo Answers. The Yahoo Answer after the jump is by far the most in depth answer and revolves around the age old paradox: “can God create a rock so heavy he cannot lift”. Thanks Google Search Recommendations for wasting yet another 30 minutes of my life.
See the full philosophical answer below.
It’s a damn shame I even had to make the “Rapture Vet” shirt. For most people around me(Christians and non-theists alike), Harold Camping‘s rapture prophecy was a complete joke, but for large groups of people throughout the US, May 21st’s rapture and commencement of the Apocalypse was as real as rocks.
Stay tuned for more Amazing feats of Prophetic Idiocy.
From 30AD until present, billions of Christians have been swayed by various doomsday prophecies. Since day one, Jesus predicted then end of the world within his generation! Even the apocalyptic beliefs of the very first Christians have been proved to be false. It is clear from the New Testament that Jesus’ follower all expected the Second Coming within their own lifetime. And, worse still, they had a reason. Their Master had told them so. He shared, and indeed created, their perception of the coming end where he would “arrive in the clouds” in their “generation would not pass until these things happened(Mt 24:34; Mk 13:30; Lk 21:32). I also put a link to a list of failed human prophecies up until the 1920′s at the bottom of this post. These prophesies usually revolve around various biblical books of Old Testament Prophecy, the Book of Revelation and a mishmash of current events(often related to Israel). Check out some famous apocalypse winners like “Late Great Planet Earth” by Hal Lindsey or “88 Reasons Why the World Will End in 1988″. And be sure not to forget the plethora of failed Jehovah Witness prophecies. You’d think they’d give up on the second or third try. Harold Camping’s reasoning for why million of believers would dematerialize and go to a happy place to spend eternity with an all knowing creator can be seen on this little sheet of paper to the right. Unfortunately critical thinking does not seem to be a strong point for him or his followers. Continue Reading…
Just made this cool Ragnar Danneskjöld shirt from the Ayn Rand Novel\Movie, “Atlas Shrugged”. Gotta love Pirates……..
I’m the man who robs the poor and gives to the rich – or, to be exact, the man who robs the thieving poor and gives back to the productive rich.” - Atlas Shrugged
Sure maybe it doesn’t make a lotta sense, but this guy in the Tshirt (Dave) dances harder than everyone else. We’ve got a Tshirt to prove it. ($12.95)
It's not dirty.....promise.
Doodiepants.com is tired of getting all these comments about this shirt being inappropriate or pornographic. What a Joke. It has the word ‘Doodie’ in it and we like Mexicans……..Boom a shirt was made. That seems like a good enough reason to me to make a shirt. This “Doodie Sanchez” shirt is in no way related to the phrase “Dirty Sanchez” or “Stinky Hitler”. Shame on you!
To complement our post: “Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed?” We made this spiffy t-shirt!
1) Caffeine inhibits an enzyme that is thought to regulate mucosal secretions in your small intestine. Secretions go up, so fluid in your bowel goes up, and if the amount of fluid in your colon is greater than the amount of fluid you can reabsorb, splat, you get diarrhea, or at least looser stools.
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