Aug
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God Hates Figs T-Shirt

Thank you Westboro Baptist Church for the inspiration to make this God hates figs shirt.  For those not familiar with Westboro Baptist Church.  They are the ones made famous for protesting at soldier’s funerals and carrying signs stating “God hates fags”, “fag enablers” and “thank God for 9/11″ etc… The Patriot Guard Riders usually shew them off or make a human barrier, but unfortunately they can’t be at every soldiers funeral.  Be sure and check out when we caught one Westboro Baptist Church protester wearing a Glee t-shirt to a protest.  I like this shirt because you can promote your hatred of figs and you can mock those douchbags at Westboro too.   Besides being a creative play on words, God really does seem to hate figs. Check out of the Bible verses below and get your learn on.

 

Biblical proof that God hates figs.

Jeremiah 29:17 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Behold, I will send upon them the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil. Continue Reading…
Jul
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What Would Leeroy Jenkins Do? – Geek Shirt

What would Leeroy Jenkin do? A question to ponder in any pre-attack scenario. Just a fun little shirt in reference to the classic million hit World of War craft fearless and irresponsible savage……….LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We also did a post about it awhile here: Leeroy Jenkins – The Man Revealed. It’s $12 and there’s a 15% coupon on the site right now.

Or is it Jankins?

What is a Leeroy Jenkins?

You’re playing your favorite MMORPG, First-Person Shooter or other online combat game. You and your team have come up with a workable strategy for how to tackle a challenging opponent. It will require organization and good timing, but you’re sure it will work if you get everything set up in advance… wait, did KillerMonkeyz548 just open fire? Congratulations, your brilliant plan has just been ruined in one move by a Leeroy Jenkins. The Leeroy Jenkins (or just Leeroy for short) is a specific type of Noob who has no patience for complicated plans, preferring to charge full-tilt into the fray and start attacking whatever’s in front of him. Since this is a semi-viable strategy some of the time (depending on what game you’re playing and the difficulty of the opposition), a Leeroy can remain undetected until the team hits the first real challenge, whereupon he gets everyone killed. Any attempts to point out that he had totally ignored the plan will be met with “plans are stupid” or similar. And he will never retreat. On the plus side, a Leeroy can sometimes be detected before they cause calamity when you see them utter (or type) words to the effect of “Hey, watch this!” In groups with experienced players the phrase can be translated as “Immediately stop moving toward those enemies with very big guns and back out of Alpha Strike range because Sir Badassboi is about to do something incredibly stupid and attention-grabbing.” Never attempt to save a Leeroy from the consequences of his mad charge; this will only encourage him, as well as provide repeated amusement — he will often attempt the exact same thing again when he’s revived. Should the group somehow miraculously pull through, don’t expect him to wait for you to recover; he’s already charging the next target.  - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LeeroyJenkins
Feb
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Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya Shirt

A simple yet elegant shirt paying homage to  Inigo Montoya from the movie “The Princess Bride” and his famous line.

“My Name is Enigo Montoya, You killed my father, prepare to die.”

The famous scene from “The Princess Bride” is in the video below. Continue Reading…
Dec
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Ya’ll Need Need Some Bodyguardin?

A bullet load of tactical forums have been posting on this bodyguard service from Montgomery, Alabama.   I still have a hard time believing they real.  It appears that a group of meth-heads who played too much Call of Duty decided to make a bodyguard company.

 

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Dec
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Every Time a Kitten Masturbates, God Buys This Shirt

This is the shirt to get your internet Meme junkie friends.   This shirt is based on one of the most famous internet Meme’s in history.   “Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten”  (think of the kittens…..)
Click here or on the pic to buy this shirt.  Christmas is in 2 weeks.  Great gift for grandma!    Type in” Zazzle coupon code” into google and you ought to be able to get 30-50% off the shirts with the codes that pop up.
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten shirt

We used the fat, creepy, fake mustache guy for this one. Perfect fit! CLICK TO BUY NOW!

See the original meme that scared self-pleasuring feline lovers everywhere after the jump. Continue Reading…

Jun
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Martyr Is Just A Fancy Word For Crappy Fighter

Let the world know how you feel about Islamic Extremism with this awesome shirt.   The value Tshirts are only 12.95 and good quality.  Or you can get snazzy and square your sexy lady friend away with one of these tank tops.  This shirt is a must have for any Enduring Freedom or Iraqi Freedom vet.   I just bought one and can’t wait to rock at the next rally. All I need to make now is some “infidel” thongs.

Do a search in Google for “Zazzle Coupons”.  They usually have shipping deals or discount coupons.   I bought some shirts last week for $7 each with a $5 off coupon code.

 

Jun
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Haters Gonna Hate – M4 SOPMOD Shirt

Check out the latest Doodiepants.com T-shirt. This shirt is for the military guns and weapons lover.  The M4 SOPMOD Rifle with the famous internet meme “Haters Gonna Hate” emblazoned on the chest.  This would make an awesome Father’s Day gift.    All different styles and sizes are available.

Do a search in Google for “Zazzle Coupons”.  They usually have shipping deals or discount coupons.  I bought a few of these last week for $7 Each with a coupon code.

 

Haters Gonna Hate - M4 Sopmod shirt

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May
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Google Search Recommendation – Can Jesus Microwave a Burrito?

So, if you type in “can Jesus” into the Google search box,  a bunch of Google search recommendations and related phrases pop up below.  One of them is “can Jesus Microwave a burrito”. Much like celeb cellulite and dramatic chipmunks,  this is one of those things that’s nearly impossible NOT to click on.   I clicked on it and quickly learned about Jesus and his philosophical burrito.  Can Jesus Microwave a Burrito

Turns out this internet MEME is quite popular.  The question “can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even him could not eat it” has been answered numerous time on Yahoo Answers.    The Yahoo Answer after the jump  is by far the most in depth answer  and revolves around the age old paradox: “can God create a rock so heavy he cannot lift”.   Thanks Google Search Recommendations for wasting yet another 30 minutes of my life.

 

See the full philosophical answer below.

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May
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Rapture Vet Tshirt Insensitive To Rapture Believers

It’s a damn shame I even had to make the “Rapture Vet” shirt.  For most people  around me(Christians and non-theists alike), Harold Camping‘s rapture prophecy was a complete joke, but for large groups of people throughout the US, May 21st’s rapture and commencement of the Apocalypse was as real as rocks.

End of world Prediction scribbled on a piece fo Paper

Stay tuned for more Amazing feats of Prophetic Idiocy.

From 30AD until present, billions of Christians have been swayed by various doomsday prophecies.  Since day one,  Jesus predicted then end of the world within his generation!  Even the apocalyptic beliefs of the very first Christians have been proved to be false.  It is clear from the New Testament that Jesus’ follower all expected the Second Coming within their own lifetime.  And, worse still, they had a reason.  Their Master had told them so.  He shared, and indeed created, their perception of the coming end where he would “arrive in the clouds” in their “generation would not pass until these things happened(Mt 24:34; Mk 13:30; Lk 21:32).  I also put a link to a list of failed human prophecies up until the 1920′s at the bottom of this post.  These prophesies usually revolve around various biblical books of Old Testament Prophecy, the Book of Revelation and a mishmash of current events(often related to Israel).  Check out some famous apocalypse winners like “Late Great Planet Earth” by Hal Lindsey or “88 Reasons Why the World Will End in 1988″.  And be sure not to forget the plethora of failed Jehovah Witness prophecies.  You’d think they’d give up on the second or third try.  Harold Camping’s reasoning for why million of believers would dematerialize and go to a happy place to spend eternity with an all knowing creator can be seen on this little sheet of paper to the right.  Unfortunately critical thinking does not seem to be a strong point for him or his followers. Continue Reading…

May
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Ragnar Danneskjöld Pirate Shirt

Just made this cool Ragnar Danneskjöld shirt from the Ayn Rand Novel\Movie, “Atlas Shrugged”.   Gotta love Pirates……..

I’m the man who robs the poor and gives to the rich – or, to be exact, the man who robs the thieving poor and gives back to the productive rich.” - Atlas Shrugged

Check out the other shirts we’ve made over the last year too.  Here’s the Doodiepants Store Link

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