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Dec

Ya’ll Need Need Some Bodyguardin?

A bullet load of tactical forums have been posting on this bodyguard service from Montgomery, Alabama. I still have a hard time believing they real. It appears that a group of meth-heads who played too much Call of Duty decided to make a bodyguard company.

: Internet memes unite!
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!

: He didn't take the blue pill or the red pill.....just the meth pill
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!

: Why put the fat one up front?

: Not allowed to breed.....
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!

: Sheeeeeeat, Thems my abs.
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!

: When methheads buy weapons, gay carbines like this usually result.
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!

: Rape......It's what I do.
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!

: Arms stuck all retardish $200 Pistol Photo
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!

: Caution, Ninjas are Everywhere!
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!

: Keep her off the catering gigs
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!

: Meal Team Six
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!

: Light sabers even make these guys cool
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!

If you have any doubts on the authenticity of the pics Continue Reading…

Dec

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Every Time a Kitten Masturbates, God Buys This Shirt

Tshirts and Stuff

This is the shirt to get your internet Meme junkie friends. This shirt is based on one of the most famous internet Meme’s in history. “Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten” (think of the kittens…..)

Click here or on the pic to buy this shirt. Christmas is in 2 weeks. Great gift for grandma! Type in” Zazzle coupon code” into google and you ought to be able to get 30-50% off the shirts with the codes that pop up.

Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten shirt

We used the fat, creepy, fake mustache guy for this one. Perfect fit! CLICK TO BUY NOW!

See the original meme that scared self-pleasuring feline lovers everywhere after the jump. Continue Reading…

Jun

0

Martyr Is Just A Fancy Word For Crappy Fighter

Islam,Religious Retardedness,Tshirts and Stuff

Let the world know how you feel about Islamic Extremism with this awesome shirt. The value Tshirts are only 12.95 and good quality. Or you can get snazzy and square your sexy lady friend away with one of these tank tops. This shirt is a must have for any Enduring Freedom or Iraqi Freedom vet. I just bought one and can’t wait to rock at the next rally. All I need to make now is some “infidel” thongs.

Do a search in Google for “Zazzle Coupons”. They usually have shipping deals or discount coupons. I bought some shirts last week for $7 each with a $5 off coupon code.

Martyr Is Just a Fancy Name for Crappy Fighter shirt

Martyr Is Just a Fancy Name for Crappy Fighter by doodiepants

Jun

0

Haters Gonna Hate – M4 SOPMOD Shirt

Military Awesome,Tshirts and Stuff

Check out the latest Doodiepants.com T-shirt. This shirt is for the military guns and weapons lover. The M4 SOPMOD Rifle with the famous internet meme “Haters Gonna Hate” emblazoned on the chest. This would make an awesome Father’s Day gift. All different styles and sizes are available.

Do a search in Google for “Zazzle Coupons”. They usually have shipping deals or discount coupons. I bought a few of these last week for $7 Each with a coupon code.

Haters Gonna Hate – M4 Sopmod by doodiepants

May

0

Google Search Recommendation – Can Jesus Microwave a Burrito?

Christianity,The Funny,Tshirts and Stuff

So, if you type in “can Jesus” into the Google search box, a bunch of Google search recommendations and related phrases pop up below. One of them is “can Jesus Microwave a burrito”. Much like celeb cellulite and dramatic chipmunks, this is one of those things that’s nearly impossible NOT to click on. I clicked on it and quickly learned about Jesus and his philosophical burrito.

Turns out this internet MEME is quite popular. The question “can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even him could not eat it” has been answered numerous time on Yahoo Answers. The Yahoo Answer after the jump is by far the most in depth answer and revolves around the age old paradox: “can God create a rock so heavy he cannot lift”. Thanks Google Search Recommendations for wasting yet another 30 minutes of my life.

See the full philosophical answer below.

May

0

Rapture Vet Tshirt Insensitive To Rapture Believers

Christianity,Religious Retardedness,Tshirts and Stuff

It’s a damn shame I even had to make the “Rapture Vet” shirt. For most people around me(Christians and non-theists alike), Harold Camping‘s rapture prophecy was a complete joke, but for large groups of people throughout the US, May 21st’s rapture and commencement of the Apocalypse was as real as rocks.

End of world Prediction scribbled on a piece fo Paper

Stay tuned for more Amazing feats of Prophetic Idiocy.

From 30AD until present, billions of Christians have been swayed by various doomsday prophecies. Since day one, Jesus predicted then end of the world within his generation! Even the apocalyptic beliefs of the very first Christians have been proved to be false. It is clear from the New Testament that Jesus’ follower all expected the Second Coming within their own lifetime. And, worse still, they had a reason. Their Master had told them so. He shared, and indeed created, their perception of the coming end where he would “arrive in the clouds” in their “generation would not pass until these things happened(Mt 24:34; Mk 13:30; Lk 21:32). I also put a link to a list of failed human prophecies up until the 1920′s at the bottom of this post. These prophesies usually revolve around various biblical books of Old Testament Prophecy, the Book of Revelation and a mishmash of current events(often related to Israel). Check out some famous apocalypse winners like “Late Great Planet Earth” by Hal Lindsey or “88 Reasons Why the World Will End in 1988″. And be sure not to forget the plethora of failed Jehovah Witness prophecies. You’d think they’d give up on the second or third try. Harold Camping’s reasoning for why million of believers would dematerialize and go to a happy place to spend eternity with an all knowing creator can be seen on this little sheet of paper to the right. Unfortunately critical thinking does not seem to be a strong point for him or his followers. Continue Reading…

May

0

Ragnar Danneskjöld Pirate Shirt

Tshirts and Stuff

Just made this cool Ragnar Danneskjöld shirt from the Ayn Rand Novel\Movie, “Atlas Shrugged”. Gotta love Pirates……..

I’m the man who robs the poor and gives to the rich – or, to be exact, the man who robs the thieving poor and gives back to the productive rich.” - Atlas Shrugged

Ragnar Danneskjöld by doodiepants
Browse other Atlas shrugged T-Shirts

Check out the other shirts we’ve made over the last year too. Here’s the Doodiepants Store Link

Sep

0

Dance Hard, Poop Hard Tshirt

Tshirts and Stuff

Sure maybe it doesn’t make a lotta sense, but this guy in the Tshirt (Dave) dances harder than everyone else. We’ve got a Tshirt to prove it. ($12.95)

Dance Hard Poop Hard by doodiepants
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Jan

1

Doodie Sanchez Shirt is Family Friendly

Tshirts and Stuff

It's not dirty.....promise.

Doodiepants.com is tired of getting all these comments about this shirt being inappropriate or pornographic. What a Joke. It has the word ‘Doodie’ in it and we like Mexicans……..Boom a shirt was made. That seems like a good enough reason to me to make a shirt. This “Doodie Sanchez” shirt is in no way related to the phrase “Dirty Sanchez” or “Stinky Hitler”. Shame on you!

Aug

1

Taliban Weapon of Choice – The GayK-47 Tshirt

Islam,Religious Retardedness,Tshirts and Stuff

To complement our post: “Are Heterosexual Taliban a Dying Breed?” We made this spiffy t-shirt!

Taliban Weapon of Choice - The GayK-47 shirt

Taliban Weapon of Choice – The GayK-47 by doodiepants

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Only$12.95 and you can reek of awesomeness. The design can be placed on any style of shirt you want. Search for free shipping and 10% off coupons on Zazzle.com. They’re around.

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Jul

0

Coffee Helps you doodie. It’s true. I think we all need this mug.

Tshirts and Stuff

People are actually buying our stuff? Cool. I’m drinking out of this mug right now. And it’s true………I have to doodie. I love coffee. If you click it you can buy it.

Coffee Helps you doodie. by doodiepants

Why does coffee make you doodie? (or for the less cultured “poop”)

1) Caffeine inhibits an enzyme that is thought to regulate mucosal secretions in your small intestine. Secretions go up, so fluid in your bowel goes up, and if the amount of fluid in your colon is greater than the amount of fluid you can reabsorb, splat, you get diarrhea, or at least looser stools.

May

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