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If you don’t know who Leroy Jenkins is…….this viral “World of Warcraft” video took the internet by storm a few years ago.  Here’s the original Leroy Jenkins video.

Leeroy Jenkins – Free videos are just a click away

Here’s the real Leroy Jenkins In Person Continue Reading…

Have ever seen video for the song “The Internet is for Porn”? According to research done by the  University of Montreal on porn habits,  it turns out…..it is!  They ran into small a problem with their research. They couldn’t find enough men who said they didn’t watch porn!

What were the results, seeing as though they couldn’t find anyone who didn’t watch porn? Crunchgear.com summed up the porn statistics well:

• Single men watched an average of 40 minutes of porn three times per week

• Non-single men watched porn a little bit less, 20 minutes and 1.7 times per week

• Men have “conventional” sexual habits, whatever that means

• Porn hasn’t changed men’s perception of women

For some interesting figures that may surprise you,   check out the handy diagram after jump. Continue Reading…

On the “700 Club” Pat Robertson Implies that the reason for the disastrous Earthquake in Haiti wasn’t tectonic plate shifts; it was the pact with the devil Haitians to be freed from their French colonizers in the 18th Century.  Keep in mind that 96% of the population of Haiti are Christian.  (80% Catholic, 16% Protestant).

Here’s the truth behind the Haitian Revolution and Dutty Boukman (Pronounced Doodie Bookman)  If you look into Haitian history, there’s a story about a Voodoo priest whose death led to the final slave revolt that resulted in Haitian independence. Continue Reading…

Not to be mean to James Cameron and his excellent movie Avatar, but there’s something strange about the plot line.  I, as well as quite a few others on the internet noticed the incredible relation to the Disney movie “Pocahontas“.  Just take a look at this Pocahontas book report below.  Change up a few names and characters and…..WALLA…… Avatar!

Avatar Pocahontas Book Report Rehash

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Bloodrunsclear on Youtube made an excellent video that proves the point fairly well.  He snagged the Pocahontas preview trailer audio and slapped it onto the Avatar trailer.   It worked like a charm.  See the Video After the Jump. Continue Reading…

Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking Break it Down!

Symphony of Science did an amazing job remixing Carl Sagan’s “Cosmos” and various other science figureheads into three awesome tracks. You’ll see Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku, Richard Dawkins, Michio Kaku, Robert Jastrow, and “Bill Nye the Science Guy”!   Also I’ve included links to download the mp3′s for each song.  Richard Dawkins continuously sounds like super wuss though.  Maybe he’s still sour over our last post about him.

See the entire Symphony of Science music video gallery after the jump……….

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Thank you MTV ‘brainwashing committee’ and RockTheVote.com for promoting unethical and whorish behavior once again.  The video produced below tells the youth of today to use sexual favours to influence the health care vote.  I can’t believe we’ve stooped to a level where this type of marketing is acceptable in mainstream media.  This is a slap in the face to democracy and a thumbs up for bribery.

The final line says it all.  If you don’t vote for healthcare “we will never ever F**k you”.

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This is embarrassing to the current generation.  The vote should be based on what you believe according to the information you’ve collected; not on the influence of someone’s bribe. Continue Reading…

The entertaining dissection and translation of a freestyle gangsta rap battle.  Be sure to stay until the end to see who get whooped!

Rap Battling: the most unproductive, negative,  ignorant waste of time since the creation of Doodiepants.com Continue Reading…

The Flu shot made this aspiring cheerleader lose the ability to walk forwards.   But she can run perfectly; and while running she can talk normally.   This is absolutely unbelievable.  At first I thought It was a “Funny or Die” skit or something from SNL.   Nope……..this is the real deal.   Go ahead and watch it, you know you want to.

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While I’m not sure if the Flu Shot also causes Non Cheerleaders to walk backwards, it appears that the may be forced upon the entire populace.  Continue Reading…

After reading the reports of women in Southern Asia getting acid thrown on them to disfigure their faces and numerous female educational facilities getting blown up, this video was a sigh of relief.   Watch the video.  Rukhsana is one bad Kashmiri girl!

Wait Wait……did that video say that her brother attacked the militants with an axe and she stole their AK-47? Continue Reading…

Did he say fire-breathing dragon?  That thing featured some of the best one-liners I’ve ever heard.  Can I get a ‘where are they now’ please?

Can you imagine having to buy VHS tapes to search for your mate online?  How did they stalk people back then with no facebook?

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