I put this collection of photos up at first thinking that this would be a funny post……but now I feel a tad guilty. Sure some of the pics are funny, but kind of in a sad ‘humanity is totally effed’ sort of way. If it pisses you off, or makes you depressed; I do not apologize. This is real. Thank you Dan Goodman over atGhettoMyspace.netfor collecting all these ridiculously awesome but sad pictures. They’re real and collected from various social networking sites. (MySpace, Facebook, Global Grind, Digg etc.)
Yeah.....who wants to be a stupid lawyer or doctor anyway!
For more from this collection, see the Gallery below……… Continue Reading…
Hey, sweetie, it's authorized, I checked it on Islam-QA.com. Don't worry everything's going to be ok.
I just found a fun website called Islam Question and Answer! It’s tons of fun. Just think of the stupidest questions you can think of, search for them, and you’ll find long drawn out answers from Islamic councils and famous Muslim mullahs(priests).
Or…………….. you can just look through all of my silly questions and answers below. I spent about 3 hours searching through this entertaining site. It’s my first exposure to Islam and it’s been awesome! I translated the questions a bit but kept the original meaning for each one.
One odd thing I found about this site and about Islam in general is; there are a ton of rules and commandments centered around peeing on your clothes, farting, having sex with your slaves and marrying Christian girls. You’ll see below. I’m not making anything up.Each question is a link to the original answer on the site.
Go ahead click the links……..not making anything up. Continue Reading…
While it’s normally not my forte to promote other sites, a good friend of mine in came up with such an excellent idea; I couldn’t resist. Enter…..Touters.net. He developed a system where you can buy and sell sports betting picks with the ability to track the records of each ‘touter’ and track all of your data online. The Touters internet application was born. Then after building the site, he did what every wise internet marketer does: produced a promotional intro video. (Of course, that involved hiring Tracey, the Touters babe…..Hooray!). It’s an interesting concept. And for those into sports betting and gambling, this may catch on in a big way.
.Check out Tracey and The Touters.net Introduction Video:
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Basically, it breaks down like this:
“Picks” are recommendations for wagering on the outcome of a sporting event or non-sporting event. Continue Reading…
They kept the legend alive and compiled the entire rantings of the legendary “GECKO45″ from various tactical forums. This may be one of the funniest forum posts you’ll ever read.
From LonelyMachines.com:
This is a collection of the wisdom posted on the internet by a guy calling himself Gecko45. It all started back at the end of the halcyon summer of 2001, and his posts have created a certain urban legend that many refer to as the Mall Ninja. Hang out at any gun shop, gun show or shooting match and you’ll see one of these guys; you might even see a group of them since they are known to associate in the wild.
The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, such as fatigues, a thigh holster (with, of course, a Glock), combat boots, bandolier and other accouterments that you’d usually only see on a SWAT operative. Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined (real Special Forces types don’t brag). They typically have opinions on everything, regardless of expertise, they are uniformly poor shots, and they tend to exhibit a frightening lack of safety training.
The shadowy and shrill figure known as Gecko45 is the holy Dalai Lama of these dolts, but trust me, there are more. Many, many more.
Anyhow, I went looking for the original GlockTalk thread, and I found that it’s no longer archived. For a time, it was mirrored at mallninja.com, but sadly, the site is now down. Luckily, I had a copy of the thread cached (as well as a great one from the HK91 forum), so I figured I’d post it here. I’ve only kept Gecko’s posts (with one hilarious exception), since I don’t have permission from the folks who responded to him, but needless to say, he got grilled. A few folks even played along to get a rise out of him.
All in all, good fun. I’ve added emphasis to the parts that deserve particular attention, and a bit of commentary in italics. I’ve left all spelling and grammatical errors intact, painful as they may be.
From LonelyMachines.com:
This is a collection of the wisdom posted on the internet by a guy calling himself Gecko45. It all started back at the end of the halcyon summer of 2001, and his posts have created a certain urban legend that many refer to as the Mall Ninja. Hang out at any gun shop, gun show or shooting match and you’ll see one of these guys; you might even see a group of them since they are known to associate in the wild.
The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, such as fatigues, a thigh holster (with, of course, a Glock), combat boots, bandolier and other accouterments that you’d usually only see on a SWAT operative. Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined (real Special Forces types don’t brag). They typically have opinions on everything, regardless of expertise, they are uniformly poor shots, and they tend to exhibit a frightening lack of safety training.
The shadowy and shrill figure known as Gecko45 is the holy Dalai Lama of these dolts, but trust me, there are more. Many, many more.
Anyhow, I went looking for the original GlockTalk thread, and I found that it’s no longer archived. For a time, it was mirrored at mallninja.com, but sadly, the site is now down. Luckily, I had a copy of the thread cached (as well as a great one from the HK91 forum), so I figured I’d post it here. I’ve only kept Gecko’s posts (with one hilarious exception), since I don’t have permission from the folks who responded to him, but needless to say, he got grilled. A few folks even played along to get a rise out of him.
All in all, good fun. I’ve added emphasis to the parts that deserve particular attention, and a bit of commentary in italics. I’ve left all spelling and grammatical errors intact, painful as they may be.
My buddy Nick was watching CBS Channel 2 Chicago news a few days ago and caught Ryan Baker, the sports anchor throwing up the Roc-A-Fella Diamond when introducing Jay-Z on Letterman later that night. He thought he was sooooo sneaky. Total Doodiepants……….
Check out Nick Schmidt he’s cool guy and does some amazing things for cancer research. Nick Schmidt is “Doodie Certified”.
But, I must regretfully state that Nick Schmidt obviously stole our video and used it for his site! Below is the original Doodiepants.com intro videoContinue Reading…
Just in case you weren’t sure, McDonald’s wants everyone to know that people with darker skin are most definitely different than people with lighter. Check out 365Black.com. What’s next, 365Black Restaurants and 356Black Bathrooms? I can’t even believe this stuff exists. I thought M.L.K. squared this away. It looks like it’s starting all over again.
The Video below is hilarious and really well done. The website we have issues with.
Quote from the McDonald’s:
“Like the African Baobab Tree, which nourishes the community with it’s leaves and fruit, McDonald’s has branched out to the African-American community nourishing it with valuable programs and opportunities.”
Can someone please tell me what a Baobab tree has to do with culture and life in the United States?
And how many people of African decent have ever eaten Baobab fruit or even know what the hell a Baobab Tree is? I feel bad for Continue Reading…
One brown star to these protesters. 1% of what they say may be valid, but they're still total retardicons.
Ahhhhh Hippies are so funny. I just found out about this group. http://www.earthfirst.org/ They organize “tree sits” and protests all over the country. They also have a support section on their site for imprisoned hippies that killed people and blew stuff up in the name of trees.
Here’s a some text from their Website:
“Are you tired of namby-pamby environmental groups? Are you tired of overpaid corporate environmentalists who suck up to bureaucrats and industry? Have you become disempowered by the reductionist approach of environmental professionals and scientists?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Earth First! is for you. Earth First! is effective. Our front-line, direct action approach to protecting wilderness gets results. We have succeeded in cases where other environmental groups had given up, and have drawn public attention to the crises facing the natural world.”
3 Things I like in this life: coloring, ninjas and crying hippies. Save the trees!
Hippie vs. Road Crew fight video and Naked Hippie pics after the jump. Continue Reading…
I was a scammer. Now I'm just a punk with a loaf of bread on my head.
I’m sure everyone reading this has received an email some time or another from a Nigerian claiming to have access to millions of dollars or some wild business opportunity and “they need your help”. I coincidentally received an email last week from a woman claimed to be Charles Taylor’s 2nd exwife from Liberia, Africa. She wanted to buy my condo in Costa Rica and start a water treatment business. Hilarious! We didn’t do business as she wouldn’t send me a copy of her passport. I had a little fun with her and she gave up after awhile.
Anyway, the creator of a little known website by the name of 419eater.com makes it his business to re-scam the scammers. He calls it “scam baiting” and it’s absolutely genius. If you want to waste a day laughing, check this site out and read through his letter archive.
Van Damnit!......I can't believe I thought you were cool when I was a kid.
If you’re tired of Hollywood action star’s getting all the credit for being tough guys. Why not take a look at these real deals. These men are are true BTDT’s (Been There Done Thats) that pushed the envelope on life and kicked serious tail. They were selected by Cracked.com as the “5 Real Life Heroes That Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy“. I highly suggest going to the site and checking out the detailed stories of these amazing men. The link at the bottom of the post. They killed a TON of bad guys!
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